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ninjacow1232

1. ninjacow1232
   posted a quote
   January 21, 2011 9:30am UTC
   Worst pick-up line ever?
   "Did you fart?
   'Cause you blew me away!"
   ;)
   
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2. ninjacow1232
   posted a quote
   November 20, 2010 2:46pm UTC
   When I was in Junior High
   There was a boy on my bus...
   Every day, he would get off the bus,
   and run home.
   We would all laugh.
   But what we didn't know was that
   he ran home every day
   to make sure his sister hadn't killed herself
   while he was gone.
   One day;
   The boy didn't come to school.
   And the next week...
   When the boy got off the bus...
   He didn't run home.
   
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3. ninjacow1232
   posted a quote
   November 11, 2010 1:10pm UTC
   Rest in Peace, Casey Irish
   ♥
   [11.09.10]
   
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4. ninjacow1232
   posted a quote
   November 6, 2010 7:58pm UTC
   How many times has your teenage daughter said "like" today?
   ___ 1,000
   ___ 10,000
   ___ 100,000
   _x_150,000
   ___1,000,000
   
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5. ninjacow1232
   posted a quote
   November 6, 2010 12:05am UTC
   [I] shou[l]d be [ove]r [you]... ♥
   
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6. ninjacow1232
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   November 6, 2010 12:04am UTC
   S[he] be[lie]ve[d]. ♥
   
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7. ninjacow1232
   posted a quote
   November 5, 2010 11:49pm UTC
   That should be me...
   
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8. ninjacow1232
   posted a quote
   November 5, 2010 11:40pm UTC
   I've tried so hard to tell myself that you're gone;
   But though you're still with me,
   I've been alone all along...
   [Evanescence♥]
   
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9. ninjacow1232
   posted a quote
   November 5, 2010 11:27pm UTC
   You were my greatest mistake♥
   
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10. ninjacow1232
    posted a quote
    November 5, 2010 11:20pm UTC
    It's hard to forget someone
    Who gave you so much to remember...
    ♥
    
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11. ninjacow1232
    posted a quote
    November 5, 2010 11:07pm UTC
    And the worst part is
    hearing him say
    "I promise."
    and not being able to
    believe him
    anymore.
    
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12. ninjacow1232
    posted a quote
    November 5, 2010 10:54pm UTC
    And then there's that perfect couple...
    With that perfect girl...
    And that perfect boy...
    And it breaks my heart to watch...
    Because she just doesn't understand...
    That she's the luckiest girl alive....
    
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