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bye*
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June 10, 2013 7:40pm UTC

someone explain to me how parents can scream at you until you’re crying and then act like nothing happened 20 minutes later

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happiest*
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June 9, 2013 4:14pm UTC

To be honest i find it hard
to believe that theres someone out there that would be able to spend the rest of their life with me

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Cammie
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June 6, 2013 7:49pm UTC

My English teacher staples
Burger King applications on failed tests.

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ChocoTaco
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June 5, 2013 5:48pm UTC

*At the end of the school year*
Me: *Starts making friends*
*Summer*
Me: *Doesn't bother to call, text, or hang out with any of my friends*
*Beginning of next school year*
Me: *Back at 'loser with no friends' stage*

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BravoSierra
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June 7, 2013 1:21pm UTC

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Hale_Storm18
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June 5, 2013 7:06am UTC

Me in the morning: I'm gonna wear a dress today to school
Getting ready: I feel pretty! Oh so pretty!
As soon as I get on the bus: This was a terrible idea.

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Hale_Storm18
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June 10, 2013 2:29pm UTC

Why do people have quiet and respectful funerals? When I die, I want my
ashes mixed with glitter and packed tightly into a coffin and then they blow up the coffin with explosives so glitter rains down on the guests while blasting "Thanks For The Memories" by, Fall Out Boy.

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jimmy365
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June 9, 2013 8:33pm UTC

it's really cute
when boys talk about their fears bc it makes them vulnerable and easier to destroy
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5 n m q!

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ChocoTaco
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June 9, 2013 5:05pm UTC

Have you ever wondered what
The exact place where you're standing looked like 50,000 years ago?

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kristabff
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June 6, 2013 2:54pm UTC

Oops I accidentally
discovered the Internet and kissed my social life goodbye what do I do now

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CharliesTheName
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June 5, 2013 5:18pm UTC

Me: Ughhh finals are coming up soon.
Everyone: Finals?
Everyone: Are you in summer school?
Everyone: School ended 3 weeks ago.
Me: No, my school is just scared of weather changes so we end school at the end of June.

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WeAreTheBoys
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June 4, 2013 6:58pm UTC

Teacher: OK class, today we're going to play a game. When I say a fruit, you run to the right side of the court, and when I say a colour, you run to the left side of the court. Everyone understand?
Class: Yes sir!!!
Teacher: Ready..set...ORANGE!!!

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Cammie
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June 6, 2013 7:53pm UTC

The number of "followers" you have does not make you better than anyone else.
Hit.ler had millions, Jesus had 12.

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macccy_xo
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June 5, 2013 3:07pm UTC

"dude look at the personality on that girl"
"dang man i'd talk to her all night long"

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jimmy365
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June 4, 2013 9:12pm UTC

have you ever
thought about how weird sleeping is like we basically dress ourselves in special sleeping clothes and lay on special sleeping mats then spend the next few hours completely comatose all the while hallucinating vividly
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5 n m q!

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Cammie
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June 5, 2013 8:19pm UTC

Oh, you got a 97 on a test and your upset about it?
here, use my 56 to dry your tears.

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