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happiest*
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October 29, 2013 2:46pm UTC

if you are in a band and you need a merch girl i am available
if you are in a band and need a girl i am available
if you are in a band i am available
i am available

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happiest*
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October 8, 2013 2:42pm UTC

if u see me smiling in public it means im laughing at the jokes i tell myself in my head

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* Sabaism *
posted a quote
September 21, 2013 12:07pm UTC

Confession #40
I once walked in on my friend..
You know...
And we made eye contact
And he wouldn't stop
And I wanted to leave
But I couldn't
I was just frozen there
Looking in he eyes
Him looking back into mine
Then after about 10 minutes of hardcore rubbing
He asked me if I wanted to do it for him
I of course said no
Then he started going off
About how he can only release when thinking of me
And how much better it'd be if I actually did it for him
And how he waited his whole life for this moment
I still refused
So he asked if I could atleast get naked
Like an 'I'll show you mine if you show me yours' type thing
And you know
I wouldn't consider this embarrassing for me
If it wasn't for the fact
That he isn't the only friend of mine
Who does it thinking of me
Also for the fact
That he started describing vividly
What he thought I looked like naked...

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happiest*
posted a quote
September 23, 2013 2:18pm UTC

a white girl shows up to school fifteen minutes late with starbucks because she was working on her college essays and had to stay up later than she thought because she was doing charity work all afternoon so her parents let her sleep in then bought her the coffee so should she wouldn’t be exhausted at school in her AP classes fck white girl jokes

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Eli22b
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October 7, 2013 1:08am UTC

Per-fect:
adjective
1. Me
2. Not you

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SomeoneShouldSayIt
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October 8, 2013 7:48pm UTC

Define strength.Go ahead. whats your definition?

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kelly*
posted a quote
October 8, 2013 3:19am UTC

Treat your girl like a queen
so she can queen your dishes.

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br0kenwings
posted a quote
October 6, 2013 1:14am UTC

She was pretty, about seventeen,
WHEN SHE MOVED IN JUST DOWN MY STREET.
Still don't know what she saw in me.
I guess she liked the way I made her laugh;
She wanted more than what friends had.
She kissed me once
and we never looked back.
Please don't remove this!

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AWittyGirl
posted a quote
October 8, 2013 5:17pm UTC

I'm sick and tired of being sick and tired.

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giveasmile
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October 8, 2013 5:48pm UTC

My life can be easily described by the first thirsty seconds of ROAR by katy Perry

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mtndewhm*
posted a quote
October 5, 2013 4:59pm UTC

What if every band had the word gays in it?
Sleeping with gays, Green gays, All Time gays, One Direction, Forever the gays, My gay Romance...

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3muskerteers
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November 23, 2012 5:54pm UTC

When you hear the words,
"next goal wins",
you know you need to
step up your game♥
my quote/nmf

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3muskerteers
posted a quote
November 27, 2012 9:56pm UTC

Three horrible facts
1. today is not friday
2. tomorrow is not friday
3. even the day after tomorrow is not friday
nmq

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3muskerteers
posted a quote
November 27, 2012 10:04pm UTC

Yahoo! Answers
Resolved Question:
I usually sit on the computer 12 hours a day, is that bad?
Best answer: Chosen by Asker
That can't be comfortable. Try a chair.
Asker's Rating: * * * *

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kelly*
posted a quote
September 24, 2013 9:15pm UTC

diana, let me be the one to light a
.
fire inside those eyes - one direction
Format by Breeze

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bye*
posted a quote
September 17, 2013 5:13pm UTC

I have so much respect for people who make dictionaries.
Someone’s job was to literally describe every word in the English language
and put it in a book,
like, if I had to do that it’d be so sarcastic and rude like
“sky: that blue f/cking thing over your head dumba/ss”

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kelly*
posted a quote
September 8, 2013 3:29am UTC

my favourite sport is going downstairs to get more food

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kelly*
posted a quote
September 8, 2013 4:11am UTC

UNFOLLOWER?????
The bible said Adam and Eve not Adam and Leave.

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kelly*
posted a quote
September 8, 2013 4:13am UTC

should i do homework or burn my school

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bye*
posted a quote
September 3, 2013 5:00pm UTC

"id date a fan"
doesnt mean
"id date a 12 year old who knows more about
me than i do"

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