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BravoSierra
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May 14, 2013 12:50pm UTC

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I think Taylor Swift should become a lesbian.
she's clearly not getting anywhere with guys.

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SalemSoto
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May 14, 2013 12:54am UTC

I RAISE MY HAND FOR AN
EASY QUESTION , JUST SO THE TEACHER
W ONT ASK M E A GAIN .

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CharliesTheName
posted a quote
May 13, 2013 8:34pm UTC

Sometimes I tell myself that I'm gonna grow a bad-åss mustache like Freddie Mercury....
but then it just turns into some Hîtler mess.

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carson5482
posted a quote
May 14, 2013 4:21pm UTC

Normal girls: He does'nt like me. :(
Me: lol I'm a potato. xD
Normal girls: Relationship status: It's complicated.
Me: I've never met my boyfriends, heh.
Normal girls: My boyfriend didn't call me..
Me: My boyfriends don't know I exist....
Normal girls: Ugh, I broke a nail!
Me: I lost a follower? That's really nice of you.
Normal girls: I got betrayed by my best friend.
Me: My best friend just stole my theme? No, just no.
Normal girls: *can't decide on what to wear*
Me: *Has trouble gaining followers*
Normal girls: My boyfriend is sexy.
Me: I'm pretty sure my boyfriends are homosexuals.

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Infinity on high*
posted a quote
May 14, 2013 3:41am UTC

99.9% of my sentences
start with:
- o h m y g o d
- y e a h
- n o
-b a s i c a l l y
-w a i t
-s o y e a h
- l i k e
-y o u k n o w
-o h
- u m
-w h a t
- w e l l
-u m

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SalemSoto
posted a quote
May 13, 2013 6:06pm UTC

I swear bobby pins
just get up & walk away by themselves. ♥

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glitter162*
posted a quote
May 13, 2013 7:18pm UTC

I never understood why 6 got
so upset when 7 8 9, but then I remembered that 6 and 9 have a special relationship.

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trappedinthemirror
posted a quote
May 13, 2013 11:12pm UTC

I lie in bed at night and can't sleep, My tummy hurts cuz I hasn't had enough to eat. Stomach cramps leave me writhing in pain, Clutching at my abdomen. it's happening again... "Why, Oh why did I get this way? I only wanted to lose a little bit of weight... I wish I could be happy, but it's too late", I thinks as she picks at the food on my plate. I tried to take a bite but it's not happening. Convinced that a piece of toast is too fattening... Every time that I try to eat, All I see are the faces of high school bullies. I used to look in the mirror and cry, Looking back at ,e was a girl twice my size... Distorted, self-perceptive view through my eyes, Enhanced furthermore by the media lies. Reality's perception, Perception pre-defined. Weight loss encouraged and even glorified. MTV is brainwashing our children, Visually and sociologically, With a fake size zero philosophy. An ideology that you've gotta be thin, To appear in any program on that station, And that's the reason I don't watch TV, Cuz I'm scared of the person who I might be. In this segregated room of bleached out white, The black ink of my pen bleeds when I write. The frail, decrepit, ghost looking back at me, Is but a shadow of the girl who used to leave a trail of color, Through this monochrome world. I'm praying for the day that my smile returns. I tell myself not to lose hope, My tiny food problem got out of control, Who since last week doesn't eat no more!

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AmyCakesAngel
posted a quote
May 10, 2013 6:28pm UTC

I love how online everyone prthinks I'm some pervy old man pretending to be a teen girl. Like no; If I did... why would I pretend to be this?

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SalemSoto
posted a quote
May 10, 2013 6:31pm UTC

When i was a kid
"you're not invited to my party "
was the worst insult ever.

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happiest*
posted a quote
May 10, 2013 5:03pm UTC

If I found out I only had a week to live,
and could go anywhere in the world, I think I'd go to the hospital because that sounds serious.

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TheHalfbacksGirl
posted a quote
May 10, 2013 5:04pm UTC

When he says baby instead of babe ♥

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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Kaili_Shorey
posted a quote
May 9, 2013 4:27pm UTC

*5 sit ups* Me:"Where are my abs???"

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Livelovemusic11
posted a quote
May 8, 2013 10:25pm UTC

Meow I'm a cat.
Lol jk I'm Gary the snail.

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music_is_forever1
posted a quote
May 8, 2013 10:43pm UTC

Dear Shaving Commercials,
Stop shaving hairless legs. If you really want to impress us,
Shave a gorilla.

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music_is_forever1
posted a quote
May 8, 2013 10:47pm UTC

I think it's pretty sad
when Play-Doh makes better-looking food than the school cafeteria.

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Xxhotxxgothxxchickxx
posted a quote
May 8, 2013 10:47pm UTC

Just because someone supports gay rights doesn't mean they're gay. I mean, I support animal rights, do I look like a f*cking alpaca to you?

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mplumley
posted a quote
May 6, 2013 1:28am UTC

Every time you call me pretty i feel like you're mocking me.
Every compliment makes me feel worse about myself.
Everyday i feel like you'd be better off without me.
Everyday i wish i could just disappear and nobody would notice.
Everyday this struggle gets harder and harder.
Everyday i think of how worthless i am and that there is no reason for my existence.

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