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  1. ThisGirlIsMe ThisGirlIsMe
    posted a quote
    March 16, 2013 11:43am UTC
    It makes your lips
    so kissable
    and your kiss
    unmissable
    your fingertips so
    touchable
    and your eyes
    Irresistable.

  2. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    May 15, 2013 2:25pm UTC
    Me playing any new video game: I don't need your sh.tty tutorials
    Me five seconds later: Waht the f.ck am I doing?

  3. carson5482 carson5482
    posted a quote
    May 15, 2013 2:26pm UTC
    Teacher: "I am beautiful." What tense is this?
    Student: Obviously past.

  4. WeirdKid.* WeirdKid.*
    posted a quote
    May 14, 2013 8:40pm UTC
    I'm surrounded by fabulous people.
    Oh wait, I'm in a house full of mirrors.

  5. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    May 14, 2013 8:54pm UTC
    if i ever become famous i'm going to
    create this fake account for every popular network out there and be a part of my own fandom and i will be like bffs with my fans and we'll fangirl over myself but they would have no idea it's me and then one day i would call them on skype and see the blood run out of their faces

  6. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    May 14, 2013 9:03pm UTC
    my mother doesn't realize that
    i am perfectly content with avoiding all of humanity

  7. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    May 14, 2013 9:15pm UTC
    "taking naps" sounds so childish.
    i prefer to call them "horizontal life pauses."

  8. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    May 14, 2013 9:21pm UTC
    what if everyone driving on the highway
    turned their radios to the same station and blasted the volume it would be like a traveling concert

  9. beach_bitch17 beach_bitch17
    posted a quote
    May 14, 2013 9:22pm UTC
    Rock a bye baby
    On the tree top
    When the wind blows
    The bass will drop
    BZZZZZZZZZZ
    WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB
    WIGGAWIGGAWIGGAWIGGA
    PSSSSSHHHHHHHH
    WOWOWOWOWOWOW

  10. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    May 14, 2013 9:28pm UTC
    i'm going to kill that spider!
    unless it moves two centimeters then i'm going to jump, scream, throw my shoe across the room and run for it

  11. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    May 14, 2013 9:51pm UTC
    that awkward moment when you ran
    up the stiars and now you're trying to hide your heavy breathing like it's no big deal but you're actually pretty winded and dear god you need to work out

  12. itsemily itsemily
    posted a quote
    May 14, 2013 10:08pm UTC
    I wonder if Steve
    has a secret Witty where
    hE PRETENDS TO BE A TEENAGE GIRL....

  13. carson5482 carson5482
    posted a quote
    May 14, 2013 10:25pm UTC
    I don't understand how
    people approach their crush.
    I don't even have the guts to ask
    for extra ketchup at McDonald's.

  14. inlovewithfinnharries inlovewithfinnharries
    posted a quote
    May 15, 2013 6:26am UTC
    How to ruin a ''knock knock'' joke
    ''Come in''

  15. Irene* Irene*
    posted a quote
    May 15, 2013 7:29am UTC
    That "PREVIEW YOUR QUOTE" thing is stupid.It gives me fake hopes that 4OO people will like that quote.Seriously?-.-'

  16. DarkAngelDreamer DarkAngelDreamer
    posted a quote
    May 15, 2013 1:51pm UTC
    It drives me crazy
    when I want to make a quote
    and I see someone made that
    same quote 5 minutes ago.
    when I

  17. isabeltheosm isabeltheosm
    posted a quote
    May 14, 2013 7:25am UTC
    ~Middle of Math Class~
    person: Omg! Tanya! You're back!!
    someone: Oh yeah, you are, welcome back!!
    classmate: You're back?? We missed you!!!
    tanya: you guys just noticed I'm back? I feel so loved.
    me: wait, you were gone?

  18. Imperfectionality Imperfectionality
    posted a quote
    May 13, 2013 6:31pm UTC
    Looking at the top quotes
    Me:Why didn't I think of that?
    Me: I saw that on Tumblr
    Me: Hhahaha sooo truee
    Me: Awwww so heartwarming
    Me: I do that ALL the time
    Me: I'm forever alone too
    Me: You've got cats? Me too!
    Me: I want a boyfriend so he could do that to me!
    Me: Good story
    Me: You're right I can't lose weight with food around
    Me: These people know me so well.....

  19. CharliesTheName CharliesTheName
    posted a quote
    May 13, 2013 6:54pm UTC
    I do not like you.
    Don't you dare fave my quotes.

  20. miss_unique miss_unique
    posted a quote
    May 14, 2013 12:58pm UTC
    Book-girls Problems #1
    When you can't get over a characters death.
    comment for more!
    format by miss_unique - leave credit x

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