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ThisGirlIsMe
posted a quote
March 16, 2013 11:43am UTC

It makes your lips
so kissable
and your kiss
unmissable
your fingertips so
touchable
and your eyes
Irresistable.

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
May 15, 2013 2:25pm UTC

Me playing any new video game: I don't need your sh.tty tutorials
Me five seconds later: Waht the f.ck am I doing?

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carson5482
posted a quote
May 15, 2013 2:26pm UTC

Teacher: "I am beautiful." What tense is this?
Student: Obviously past.

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WeirdKid.*
posted a quote
May 14, 2013 8:40pm UTC

I'm surrounded by fabulous people.
Oh wait, I'm in a house full of mirrors.

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yourcool
posted a quote
May 14, 2013 8:54pm UTC

if i ever become famous i'm going to
create this fake account for every popular network out there and be a part of my own fandom and i will be like bffs with my fans and we'll fangirl over myself but they would have no idea it's me and then one day i would call them on skype and see the blood run out of their faces

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yourcool
posted a quote
May 14, 2013 9:03pm UTC

my mother doesn't realize that
i am perfectly content with avoiding all of humanity

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yourcool
posted a quote
May 14, 2013 9:15pm UTC

"taking naps" sounds so childish.
i prefer to call them "horizontal life pauses."

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yourcool
posted a quote
May 14, 2013 9:21pm UTC

what if everyone driving on the highway
turned their radios to the same station and blasted the volume it would be like a traveling concert

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beach_bitch17
posted a quote
May 14, 2013 9:22pm UTC

Rock a bye baby
On the tree top
When the wind blows
The bass will drop
BZZZZZZZZZZ
WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB
WIGGAWIGGAWIGGAWIGGA
PSSSSSHHHHHHHH
WOWOWOWOWOWOW

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yourcool
posted a quote
May 14, 2013 9:28pm UTC

i'm going to kill that spider!
unless it moves two centimeters then i'm going to jump, scream, throw my shoe across the room and run for it

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yourcool
posted a quote
May 14, 2013 9:51pm UTC

that awkward moment when you ran
up the stiars and now you're trying to hide your heavy breathing like it's no big deal but you're actually pretty winded and dear god you need to work out

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itsemily
posted a quote
May 14, 2013 10:08pm UTC

I wonder if Steve
has a secret Witty where
hE PRETENDS TO BE A TEENAGE GIRL....

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carson5482
posted a quote
May 14, 2013 10:25pm UTC

I don't understand how
people approach their crush.
I don't even have the guts to ask
for extra ketchup at McDonald's.

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inlovewithfinnharries
posted a quote
May 15, 2013 6:26am UTC

How to ruin a ''knock knock'' joke
''Come in''

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Irene*
posted a quote
May 15, 2013 7:29am UTC

That "PREVIEW YOUR QUOTE" thing is stupid.It gives me fake hopes that 4OO people will like that quote.Seriously?-.-'

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DarkAngelDreamer
posted a quote
May 15, 2013 1:51pm UTC

It drives me crazy
when I want to make a quote
and I see someone made that
same quote 5 minutes ago.
when I

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isabeltheosm
posted a quote
May 14, 2013 7:25am UTC

~Middle of Math Class~
person: Omg! Tanya! You're back!!
someone: Oh yeah, you are, welcome back!!
classmate: You're back?? We missed you!!!
tanya: you guys just noticed I'm back? I feel so loved.
me: wait, you were gone?

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Imperfectionality
posted a quote
May 13, 2013 6:31pm UTC

Looking at the top quotes
Me:Why didn't I think of that?
Me: I saw that on Tumblr
Me: Hhahaha sooo truee
Me: Awwww so heartwarming
Me: I do that ALL the time
Me: I'm forever alone too
Me: You've got cats? Me too!
Me: I want a boyfriend so he could do that to me!
Me: Good story
Me: You're right I can't lose weight with food around
Me: These people know me so well.....

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CharliesTheName
posted a quote
May 13, 2013 6:54pm UTC

I do not like you.
Don't you dare fave my quotes.

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miss_unique
posted a quote
May 14, 2013 12:58pm UTC

Book-girls Problems #1
When you can't get over a characters death.
comment for more!
format by miss_unique - leave credit x

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