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newyorkluv

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Member Since: 27 Nov 2011 06:17pm

Last Seen: 14 Jul 2012 09:36pm

user id: 243946

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  1. newyorkluv newyorkluv
    posted a quote
    January 24, 2012 3:32pm UTC
    Cause you're the apple to my pie
    You're the straw to my berry
    You're the smoke to my high
    And you're the one I wanna marry
    Cause your the one for me (for me)
    And I'm the one for you (for you)
    You take the both of us (of us)
    And we're the perfect two
    We're the perfect two

  2. newyorkluv newyorkluv
    posted a quote
    January 2, 2012 5:29pm UTC
    Sitting here wonder ing
    if not eating=being skinny
    nmf

  3. newyorkluv newyorkluv
    posted a quote
    December 22, 2011 11:48am UTC
    Yeah , My boyfriend can say I'm a loser
    But when he is making fun of my friends...
    I make him wish he didnt go there.
    nmf

  4. newyorkluv newyorkluv
    posted a quote
    December 19, 2011 9:25pm UTC
    Boyfriend: calm down gosh.
    Girlfriend: calm down ? Calm down ?! calm down ?! i am calmed down !! why dont you calm down ?!
    * dont tell a girl to calm down *

  5. newyorkluv newyorkluv
    posted a quote
    December 19, 2011 6:19pm UTC
    I d ont know
    1 kid that takes time in there morning to make there bed everyday .
    Mom , stop dreaming your way to ahead of yourself .

  6. newyorkluv newyorkluv
    posted a quote
    December 17, 2011 9:14am UTC
    Dear mom,
    Just because you have one bad story in your past that was about a guy , doesn't mean that same thing is going to happen to me .
    Sincerly , your untrusted daughter

  7. newyorkluv newyorkluv
    posted a quote
    December 17, 2011 9:10am UTC
    Mom , When I ask you a question its fine if you say no .
    But I expect a reason why . shouldn't I at least get that ?

  8. newyorkluv newyorkluv
    posted a quote
    December 14, 2011 9:30pm UTC
    When your boyfriend gets his phone taken away
    it doesn't only suck for him ,
    It sucks for his girlfriend too .
    nmf

  9. newyorkluv newyorkluv
    posted a quote
    December 13, 2011 8:04pm UTC
    Seeing a spider is nothing. It becomes a problem when it disappears.

  10. newyorkluv newyorkluv
    posted a quote
    December 13, 2011 8:02pm UTC
    In the past, when you were angry with someone you fought them. Now you just delete them off Facebook. That'll teach 'em to f*ck with you.

  11. newyorkluv newyorkluv
    posted a quote
    December 13, 2011 8:01pm UTC
    "I saw that..."
    - GoD

  12. newyorkluv newyorkluv
    posted a quote
    December 9, 2011 7:07am UTC
    click to see this quote

  13. newyorkluv newyorkluv
    posted a quote
    December 7, 2011 4:41pm UTC
    <3
    1) i need to tell you a secret look at 5
    2)The answer is look at 11
    3)dont get mad look at 15
    4) calm down dont be mad look at 13
    5) first look at 2
    6) dont be that angry look at 12
    7) i just wanna say i love you
    8) what i wanted to tell you is.. THE ANSWER IS ON 14
    9) be patient look at 4
    10) this is the last time im going to do this look at 7
    11) i hope your not mad when i say this at 6
    12) sorry look at 8
    13) dont get mad look at 10
    14) idk how to say this but look at 3
    15) you must be really mad . look at number 9

  14. newyorkluv newyorkluv
    posted a quote
    December 7, 2011 4:30pm UTC
    Can I have a diet water please ?

  15. newyorkluv newyorkluv
    posted a quote
    December 7, 2011 4:26pm UTC
    Teacher: Where is your book?!
    student: At home.
    Teacher: and what is it doing there ?
    Student: Having more fun then me

  16. newyorkluv newyorkluv
    posted a quote
    December 7, 2011 4:01pm UTC
    Wow! People are so F*cking retarded .
    Why , what happened ?
    I just love how people wanna wear your glasses and say "wow you really cant see huh!!"
    NO SH*T!
    You dont see people taking someones wheel chair and saying "wow you really cant walk huh!!?"

  17. newyorkluv newyorkluv
    posted a quote
    December 6, 2011 8:02pm UTC
    Cinderella
    proof that a new pair of shoes could change your lifee

  18. newyorkluv newyorkluv
    posted a quote
    December 6, 2011 7:49pm UTC
    Worrying is like a rocking chair it gives you something to do but it doesn't get you anywhere ♥

  19. newyorkluv newyorkluv
    posted a quote
    November 28, 2011 8:08pm UTC
    How do you decorate you profile on witty ?? help please <3

  20. newyorkluv newyorkluv
    posted a quote
    November 28, 2011 7:57pm UTC
    THAT HILARIOUS MOMENT WHEN :
    The teacher says partner up . so you look at you friend but shes taken so u sing
    .. nvm ill find someone like youuuuuuuuu

:)

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