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kristabff
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March 1, 2013 4:25pm UTC

I'm the type of person that will
get the hardest question on the math test correction but still manage to get an 80% from stupid mistakes.

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*Elena;~ ♥*
posted a quote
September 19, 2013 4:24pm UTC

*Runs into a chair*
Me: sorry
Chair: you f.cking should be

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Andreaxoxo
posted a quote
April 30, 2013 5:29pm UTC

I wonder what it feels like
right before you jump off the edge,
knowing your life is going to end.

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kristabff
posted a quote
May 19, 2013 7:50pm UTC

Girls: I wonder what he thinks when he hears my name.. ahh...
Me: I know for a fact when someone says my name he doesn't think a thing because I mean nothing to him. He probably doesn't even think about me when he's talking directly to me.

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happiest*
posted a quote
October 11, 2013 2:31pm UTC

isn’t it weird that you can have friends but also have no friends at the same time

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happiest*
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September 24, 2013 3:27pm UTC

I think one of the saddest things is when two people really get to know each other: their secrets, their fears, their favourite things, what they love, what they hate, literally everything, and then they go back to being strangers. It’s like you have to walk past them and pretend like you never knew them, never even talked to them before, when really, you know everything about them.

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happiest*
posted a quote
November 18, 2013 2:11pm UTC

OMG ive always wanted a gay best friend!!!
or a straight best friend
or a best friend.
or a friend

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happiest*
posted a quote
July 6, 2013 2:22pm UTC

No matter where I go,
the girl standing next to me is always so much prettier.

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happiest*
posted a quote
November 16, 2013 2:57pm UTC

Isn’t it strange? There are so many people out there who secretly love someone. And there are so many people out there who have no idea that someone secretly loves them

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gab*
posted a quote
July 9, 2013 7:50pm UTC

"you'll never be
as pretty as her"

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
October 28, 2013 9:06pm UTC

they'll probably mispronounce my name at my funeral

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sammy*
posted a quote
February 2, 2013 2:43pm UTC

don't let him have the satisfaction of knowing you'll always be there waiting.

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bye*
posted a quote
March 2, 2013 8:23pm UTC

if you’re embarrassed of yourself just remember that two girls at my school are going out to dinner to celebrate justin bieber’s birthday by themselves

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happiest*
posted a quote
August 16, 2013 2:12pm UTC

What do boys even find attractive about b00bs.?They are literally a ball of fat on a girls chest,like if you can love me for the fat on my chest, why can't you love me for the fat on my stomach you piece of sh/t

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jimmy365
posted a quote
March 27, 2013 3:38pm UTC

you know
it's over when:
y o u f e e l m o r e i n
l o v e w i t h y o u r
m e m o r i e s
t h a n w i t h t h e
p e r s o n s t a n d i n g
r i g h t i n f r o n t o f y o u .
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

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happiest*
posted a quote
November 21, 2013 2:51pm UTC

i got my first period on april fools day & no one in my house believed me so i sat in my bathroom all day crying

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happiest*
posted a quote
July 8, 2013 3:42pm UTC

I DON'T NEED SOMEONE THAT
SEES THE GOOD IN ME.
I NEED SOMEONE THAT SEES THE BAD
& still wants me.

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happiest*
posted a quote
February 7, 2013 1:41pm UTC

WARNING!
The file: your love life : Does Not Exist
Try Again
Forever Alone

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Living_Life_Freely
posted a quote
February 12, 2013 4:53pm UTC

.•*¨¯¨*•. .•*¨¯¨*•.
.•*¨¯¨*•.(.....*•-•´ `•-•*.....).•*¨¯¨*•.
.•*¨¯¨*•.¸..`•-•*…..).•*¨¯¨*•..•*¨¯¨*•.(.…..*•-•´¸.•*¨¯¨*•..
`•-•*.…..`•.,¸_¸,.•´…...*•-•´`•-•*..…`•.,¸_¸,.•´……*•-•´
I enjoy being single
until i see happy couples
.•*¨¯¨*•.……………….............……………….•*¨¯¨*•.
`•-•*…..).•*¨¯¨*•.…………………….•*¨¯¨*•.(…..*•-•´
.•*¨¯¨*•.(…...*•-•´ ¸.•*¨¯¨*•..•*¨¯¨*•.¸..`•-•*.….).•*¨¯¨*•.
`•-•*…..`•.,¸_¸,.•´.…..*•-•´ `•-•*…...`•.,¸_¸,.•´.…..*•-•´

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CookieMonster09*
posted a quote
August 16, 2013 4:14pm UTC

my grandma just told me she always reads the last page of a book first just in case she dies and doesn't make it to the end.

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