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h4ppiness
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May 7, 2012 6:19pm UTC

me: I wish I had nice legs
me: I wish I had a nice butt
me: I wish I had a nice stomach
me: I wish I had nice hips
me: I wish I had nice boobs
me: I wish I had a nice face
me: I wish I had nice skin
me: I wish I had nice arms
me: I wish I had nice hands
me: I wish I had nice feet
me: I wish I had nice hair
me: I wish I had nice nails
my body: lol no

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misshyfr
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May 7, 2012 6:41pm UTC

Dear inventors of Tampons,
How awkward was it for you to explain your invention to everyone?
._.

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smilingforever
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May 6, 2012 5:44pm UTC

A GOOD FRIEND would split the candy bar in half and give you the bigger half :)
An EVEN BETTER FRIEND would split it in half and give you the smaller half :p
A BEST FRIEND would laugh at you and eat the whole thing XD

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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babyBrii
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April 30, 2012 6:32pm UTC

So I think I finally figured out
what guys do at sleepovers.
:Truth or dare?
:Dare.
:I dare you to tell her you love her.
:But I don't?
:So?
:Okay, I'll do it.

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thatswutshesaid
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May 2, 2012 6:03pm UTC

True story; (worth the read)
Today when I was waiting in line at the store with my Mom, a little girl pointed at me and whispered to her mom, "What are those scars from on her? And why doesn't she have as much hair as I do? What's that thing on her head?"
The mom turned to her and said "Sophie, that girl is probably one of the strongest people you will meet. She has a disease and to cure it she has to take a form of medicine that makes her hair fall out. She's no different than me, or you. She's probably been through much more than she deserves. And.."
The little girl stopped her from talking and ran over to me.
She handed me a chocolate bar and said "I'm sorry you had to go through this."
She took off my bandana and she said "Walk around like that. You're much prettier." Then she smiled and hugged me. I hugged her back with tears in my eyes and thanked her.
Then she walked away.
I can't stop crying. There are still good people in the world.

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cheerchic9711
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April 30, 2012 6:02pm UTC

When a girl thinks of her future with her boyfriend, its normal,
but when a boy thinks of his future with his girlfriend, he's serious.

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hailstorm37
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May 5, 2012 8:22pm UTC

Who else remembers whenSitting in the back of the bus was the coolest thing ever.

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livelovesing115
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April 15, 2012 1:38pm UTC

\(-_\-)
To the window.

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secretfeelings148
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April 15, 2012 12:42pm UTC

That mini heart attack you get when your shaving and you drop the razor and it almost lands on your foot.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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SecretNinjaCat
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April 15, 2012 1:12pm UTC

I Swear
feet are the ugliest things ever.
♥nmf

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givingyoumyheart
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April 15, 2012 1:26pm UTC

When cleaning my room:
1% cleaning
30% complaining
69% playing with stuff i just found

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bye*
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April 15, 2012 1:05pm UTC

actual conversation with my grandma
Grandma: How many boyfriends do you have now, darling?
Me: One and a half.
Grandma: A half?
Me: He made me so mad, so I sliced him in half while he was sleeping.
Look on my grandma's face; pricless.

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