20 ways to make a girl happy
#1. We adore getting cute texts from you. But just make sure that the "cute text" you sent us isn't an 1 hour later responce to our old text. It won't be so "cute." to us. >:]
#2. If you're wearing a sweater don't expect it to give you warmth. Give the dang sweater to us.
#3. Call us. Anytime, Anywhere. Just do it. It will make us happy to hear that you took your sweet time to pick up a phone and dial our digits.
#4. If we just-so-happen to walk in the middle of the road. We're not meaning to die. We want you to save us. ;)
#5. Cod is a fake, video game. Girls are living creatures. You can pause the game for 5 seconds of your life to text us back...Don't worry, the world won't end!
#6. When we say "i'm cold" we want you to move a little closer. Not make us a cup of hot chocolate.
#7. Never leave a girl for your friends. If their your girlfriend they should be closer than any girl or of your other male gendered people.
#8. " Sweat pants, hair tied, chillin with no makeup on that when your the prettiest" <--- those lyrics explain it all.
#9. Let us talk to other guys. Just because we say hi to one other guy, DOES NOT MEAN we're going to be giving birth in 9 months.
#10. DO NOT FLIRT WITH OTHER GIRLS. Unless you want your girlfriend's bestfriends to murder you, I suggest you keep a good distance away from flirts.
#11. Tell us everything. All of your secrets, stories from your past. We'll feel special, like a walking diary or something.
#12. CHOCOLATE...shall i say more?
#13. Don't play with our emotions, especially when we're pmsing. We have feet, you have balls. Do the math.
#14. Buy us stuff. It doesn't have to be fancy. Buy us a stuffed monkey for pete's sake. Anything that will remind us of you.
#15. If we're fighting and we yell at you, don't yell back. Just toughen up, and be a man! OR, you can yell back, and then be placed in a hospital a few minutes later.
#16. It wouldn't hurt to comment a few of our pictures on facebook. Even a "like" will make us happy.
#17. Give us advice. If we're venting our feelings to you and all you do is sit there, act cute, and nod your head up and down. YOU'RE NOT ANY HELP. Comfort us in times of need.
#18. Don't tell us to change. Like us for who we are or get yo buttox outta here.
#19. NEVER ignore us. Us girls, have our ways of finding out. When we do...let's just say it won't be a pretty sight.
#20. Don't say " i love you" if you don't mean it. Like i said before, us females have bestfriends who can do quite damage to your body.
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