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nevershoutnever22

1. nevershoutnever22
   posted a quote
   March 18, 2012 3:10pm UTC
   Yesterday i tried proving to my mom that i'm not nearly as dumb as she thought, i did this whilst putting parfume on for a picture..
   
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2. nevershoutnever22
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   February 29, 2012 7:01pm UTC
   Today i got a phone call from my friend. We used to be inseperable until i moved. We fell out of touch, until maybe a couple of months ago. Well her mom had cancer, and the treatments were'nt working. She was given six months to live. This was in January. That phone call i recieved today, was to tell me that she had passed away at 1:26. She and I cried on the phone for half an hour before she had to go. Her mom was once like my mom, and i wish i didnt live so far away. I will miss you forever Mrs.Bridgett and Meghan i'm here for you.. I love you.
   
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3. nevershoutnever22
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   January 29, 2012 2:18pm UTC
   When i forget how to spell 'bananas' i sing the Bananas song.
   Like i did there, twice.
   
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4. nevershoutnever22
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   January 23, 2012 6:09pm UTC
   The Worlds not ending in 2012.
   Dean Winschester went to 2014, it was full of zombies.
   
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5. nevershoutnever22
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   January 9, 2012 9:02pm UTC
   Barbie is named after the creators daughter.
   Ken her boyfriend is named after her son.
   
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6. nevershoutnever22
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   December 24, 2011 11:09am UTC
   My life is;
   Probably somebody else sick kind of comedy.
   
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7. nevershoutnever22
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   December 22, 2011 9:43pm UTC
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   Jesus is jealous of my popularity.
   
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8. nevershoutnever22
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   November 13, 2011 5:49pm UTC
   I walk i nto my living room.
   There's a commercial on,
   It said don't worry where your underwear went.
   LOLLOL.
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9. nevershoutnever22
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   November 13, 2011 5:28pm UTC
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10. nevershoutnever22
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    November 13, 2011 5:19pm UTC
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11. nevershoutnever22
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    October 24, 2011 6:43pm UTC
    Here's to the guys that'll always be here,
    Ben &Jerry's♥
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12. nevershoutnever22
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    September 24, 2011 7:31pm UTC
    Yesterday in school I started to meow,
    The suddenly i was in a cat chorus.
    Everyone in the caferteria was meowing with me.
    ♥♥♥♥
    Mlia.
    
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13. nevershoutnever22
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    September 18, 2011 10:50am UTC
    I want you
    I want a turtle
    
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14. nevershoutnever22
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    September 15, 2011 7:12pm UTC
    Am i the only one who,
    thinks those cheesy pick-up lines, are just adorable.
    
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15. nevershoutnever22
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    September 10, 2011 11:06am UTC
    Slyth3rin
    Obsessed with Harry Potter?
    Check her out.
    Her quotes are pretty amazing.
    
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16. nevershoutnever22
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    September 10, 2011 10:59am UTC
    I call myself fat all the time.
    But the moment somebody else does, my world crumbles.
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17. nevershoutnever22
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    September 9, 2011 1:55pm UTC
    I guess you could be attractive..
    If your 20ft away and cover both eyes.
    Yep That's Attractive.
    ♥
    
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18. nevershoutnever22
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    September 7, 2011 4:45pm UTC
    Son: Hey dad
    Dad:Yes son?
    Son: How does it feel like to have the best kid on earth?
    Dad: I don't know, son. Ask you Grandpa.
    nmf,nmq
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19. nevershoutnever22
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    August 29, 2011 7:45am UTC
    And the day I will kiss you is the day Eminem Raps about
    Pandas.
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20. nevershoutnever22
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    August 26, 2011 11:31am UTC
    I was going to fave that,
    Until You told me to.
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