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neversayneverxo

1. neversayneverxo
   posted a quote
   May 27, 2012 3:51pm UTC
    
   When she was just a girl, she expected the world
   But it flew away from her reach, and the bullets catch in her teeth.
   Life goes on, it gets so heavy, the wheel breaks the butterfly
   Every tear a waterfall.
   In the night the stormy night she'll close her eyes. In the night the stormy night away she'll fly,
           and dream of paradise ♥
   
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2. neversayneverxo
   posted a quote
   May 27, 2012 3:42pm UTC
   Carly: What's up?
   Sam: Nevel!
   Spencer: Papperman?
   Sam: No, Nevel VanHooterschmoosen.
   Spencer: The pianist?!
   
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3. neversayneverxo
   posted a quote
   May 24, 2012 4:00pm UTC
   WITTY HAS CHAT.
   Thank you Steve:)
    
   
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4. neversayneverxo
   posted a quote
   May 23, 2012 5:57pm UTC
   Don't  youworry you're pretty little mind
   People throw rocks at things that shine.
   ♥
    
   
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5. neversayneverxo
   posted a quote
   May 23, 2012 5:37pm UTC
   A guy gave a girl  eleven roses. The twelfth one was fake. He looked at her and said, "I will love you until the last rose dies." ♥
    
   nmf
   
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6. neversayneverxo
   posted a quote
   May 23, 2012 4:23pm UTC
   You 'rebeautif ul 
   every little piece, love.
   ♥
    
   
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7. neversayneverxo
   posted a quote
   May 23, 2012 4:12pm UTC
   There once was an ugly barnacle.
   He was so ugly, that everyone died.
   The end.
   ♥
   
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8. neversayneverxo
   posted a quote
   May 20, 2012 5:07pm UTC
   Hannah Montana: Nobody's perf-
   HI, WE'RE ONE DIRECTION.
   
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9. neversayneverxo
   posted a quote
   May 20, 2012 4:24pm UTC
   Maybe I should start jogging...
   Hah, I'm not gonna start jogging.
   
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10. neversayneverxo
    posted a quote
    May 12, 2012 4:05pm UTC
    HELLO
    my name is
    Mrs. Styles
    
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11. neversayneverxo
    posted a quote
    May 12, 2012 3:25pm UTC
    Does anyone else think
    That witty should have chat option?
    nmf
    
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12. neversayneverxo
    posted a quote
    May 9, 2012 1:41pm UTC
    google
    Perfection
    search about 1 result (0.29 seconds)
    did you mean, You?
    nmf.
    credit to paperlung
    
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13. neversayneverxo
    posted a quote
    May 9, 2012 1:07pm UTC
    Am I the only one who...#1
    Walks into a room and forgets why. 
    LAYOUTCREDIseries?:)
    series? 
    
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14. neversayneverxo
    posted a quote
    May 8, 2012 5:35pm UTC
    Dentist: So how's it going?
    Me:: ytrjfladfygrrehifghibvd
    Dentist: Well that's nice.
    nmf
    
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15. neversayneverxo
    posted a quote
    May 4, 2012 7:23pm UTC
    You know I flaunt ya, cause girl I really want ya.
    And you lookin' nice, got me cooler than a bag of ice.
    Now freeze
    freeze
    freeze
    freeze
    Now go
    Drop it fast and move it real slow
    HO!
    WHAT?!
    You smell so fruity,
    ...
    fave if you know where this is from
    
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16. neversayneverxo
    posted a quote
    May 2, 2012 8:12pm UTC
    »Drop everything now
    meet me in the pouring rain
    kiss me on the sidewalk 
    take away the pain♥
    nmf
    
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17. neversayneverxo
    posted a quote
    May 2, 2012 8:04pm UTC
     
    3
    AWWYEAHHH! IM FAMOUS!!!!
     
    nmf
    
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18. neversayneverxo
    posted a quote
    May 2, 2012 7:55pm UTC
    Be[you]tiful.
    ♥
    
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19. neversayneverxo
    posted a quote
    May 2, 2012 5:56pm UTC
    Spongebob: Bye Squidward! Bye Mr. Krabs! Bye Squidward!
    Patrick: You said bye Squidward twice!
     
    Spongebob: I like Squidward.
     
    
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20. neversayneverxo
    posted a quote
    May 2, 2012 5:17pm UTC
    Josh: This is the worst birthday ever.
         Drake: Why, cause you ran over Oprah?
    Josh: No, cause it's a little humid-YES CAUSE I RAN OVER OPRAH.
        ♥
     
    nmf
    
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