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  1. kelly* kelly*
    posted a quote
    September 8, 2013 4:13am UTC
    should i do homework or burn my school

  2. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    September 8, 2013 4:50pm UTC
    TALL BOYS
    WITH PRETTY EYES AND DEEP VOICES AND MESSY HAIR WHO SMIRK A LOT ARE THE ABSOLUTE WORST AVOID THEM AT ALL COSTS 10/10 WOULD NOT RECOMMEND
    f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5 n m q!

  3. neverlandfugitive neverlandfugitive
    posted a quote
    November 1, 2011 10:42pm UTC
    Wrap Me In Your Arms;
    & never let me go.
    Kiss me on the cheek & tell me
    Everything's Gonna Be Okay.
    neverlandfugitive™

  4. Jade672 Jade672
    posted a quote
    August 3, 2012 11:20pm UTC
    I used to cry because
    I didn't think I was loved, now I cry because I don't think
    I deserve to be.

  5. soccerxXxbabii soccerxXxbabii
    posted a quote
    August 4, 2012 11:26am UTC
    I’ll wait for the guy that will sit through all my Disney movies.
    When we are at a restaurant, he’ll ask the waitress for crayons
    Because he knows I like to color and he won’t care what anyone thinks.
    He’ll bet me kisses that he can beat me in video games, and then cream me.
    When it’s that time of the month, he won’t run away like a coward.
    He’ll hold my hand and listen to my mean comments.
    I won’t have to dress up to be beautiful. He’ll beg me not to wear any makeup.
    He would never even consider leaving after we had a fight.
    He won’t back down when he’s right and he’ll prove me wrong.
    I’ll never have to worry about looking stupid or being judged.
    His mom will know all about me because he’ll talk about me; a lot.
    Our friends will consider use the perfect couple.
    We’ll have tickle fights and he won’t stop till I’m crying from laughing so hard.
    I’ll find cute little notes telling me how much he loves me.
    If I tell him to leave me alone, he won’t, he’ll stay there and hold me.
    He won’t care that I can’t cook, but he’ll teach me how to make our favorites.
    He’ll laugh when I fall, but help me up and whisper “its okay, I still love you.”
    I’ll be able to call him at 3 in the morning just to tell him I miss him
    And he would never get mad. He’d say I miss you too.
    When I fall asleep on the phone with him, he won’t hang up.
    He’ll stay on all night until the morning and I’ll wake up to good morning beautiful.
    He won’t care of I don’t have the smallest waist or the biggest boobs.
    To him, I’ll be perfect and he’ll love me for me.
    We’ll go on spontaneous picnic trips even if it ends up raining.
    He’ll show me off to the world; not by making out or kissing
    But just by holding my hand. He’ll get a little jealous if I talk to other guys.
    Not because he doesn’t trust me but because he’s afraid to lose me.
    He will know every single flaw of mine and won’t care about them at all.
    I love you more fights will be a constant thing between us.
    We’ll have cute nicknames for each other and no one else will know what they mean.
    He’ll be my best friend, my soul mate, my lover. And he will be there forever.
    He’ll love me as I am.
    nmf

  6. CaosGoMoo CaosGoMoo
    posted a quote
    August 3, 2012 8:19pm UTC
    CookieDoughFormats
    ☰☰☰☰☰☰☰☰
    How do you look at the girl
    you love and tell yourself
    It's time to walk away. . .
    - The Vow
    CookieDoughFormats

  7. Jade672 Jade672
    posted a quote
    August 4, 2012 2:49am UTC
    I aLwaYs Knew
    that looking back on the tears would make me laugh,
    but I never knew that looking back on the laughs would
    [{ m a k e m e c r y }]

  8. Jade672 Jade672
    posted a quote
    August 3, 2012 10:22pm UTC
    She tries to look on the
    BRIGHT SIDE BUT IT'S HARD WHEN EVERYTHING IS ..
    covered in dark clouds.

  9. skyrochelle skyrochelle
    posted a quote
    August 3, 2012 8:26pm UTC
    My friend's status on facebook;
    Watching the "Thanks Mom" Olympics commercial -
    Me: Thanks mom, for not making me an olympian.
    Dad: Thanks Ashley, for winning the gold medal of couch potato.
    lololol, true story.

  10. Soccerchic15 Soccerchic15
    posted a quote
    August 3, 2012 9:08pm UTC
    CookieDoughFormats
    I don't know about you but
    This "society" person sounds like a b*tch..
    format credit to: cookiedoughformats

    CookieDoughFormats

  11. behindthissmilexx behindthissmilexx
    posted a quote
    August 3, 2012 10:59pm UTC
    I was at McDonald's when I saw some chuby chick making fun of a disabled kid
    Me: you know it's not right to make fun of somone for that it could happen to any of us
    Girl: God gave me a mouth to Speek and I'm going to use it
    me: well god gave you a mouth to eat too,but looks like you have abused that privilege.
    Girl: -speechless-
    Me: oh and you might want to wipe that katchup off your chin
    Girl: -goes to wipe chin-
    Me: no,your other chin
    Nmq

  12. _to_the_kids_who _to_the_kids_who
    posted a quote
    August 2, 2012 10:27pm UTC
    Here's to the kids who
    want a relationship like the ones on Tumblr.

  13. neonbubbles neonbubbles
    posted a quote
    August 3, 2012 12:19am UTC
    me: *breathes*
    mom: you need to change your damn attitude

  14. k4sper k4sper
    posted a quote
    August 3, 2012 1:17pm UTC
    People here are always arguing about whether your
    childhood was better if you remember Miranda Cosgrove
    being in Drake and Josh or iCarly...
    Well... I remember Miranda Cosgrove being in the movie School of Rock. \m/

  15. Jade672 Jade672
    posted a quote
    August 3, 2012 4:08pm UTC
    She smashed the rearview mirror
    with her fist, because starting today she's never looking back. «

  16. bazinga bazinga
    posted a quote
    August 3, 2012 7:14am UTC
    THE BIG BANG THEORY
    Sheldon:I made tea.
    Leonard:I don't want tea.
    Sheldon:I didn't make you tea.This is my tea.
    Leonard:Then why did you tell me?
    Sheldon:It's a conversation starter.
    Leonard:That's a horrible conversation starter.
    Sheldon:Oh,is it?We're conversing.Checkmate.
    :D

  17. bailie008 bailie008
    posted a quote
    August 2, 2012 6:09pm UTC
    Your friends are always telling you that they're always going to be there for you, but when you're screaming your lungs out for help, every one of them suddenly got deaf.

  18. AlyssaLovesYou AlyssaLovesYou
    posted a quote
    August 2, 2012 11:29pm UTC
    I'm not the type of girl
    that guys fall in love with.

  19. Meany23 Meany23
    posted a quote
    August 2, 2012 6:28pm UTC
    If you want to be TOGETHER then you have
    TO-GET-HER.

  20. TVQuotes TVQuotes
    posted a quote
    August 3, 2012 4:28pm UTC
    Jenna Marbles #7
    *At a drivethrough*
    "Hey can I get 6 cheeseburgers, a large fry, can I get a McChicken sandwich, and.. a caesar salad..... That evens it out."
    follow for a follow

:)

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