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  1. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    June 7, 2013 3:40pm UTC
    BravoSierra's format
    What they didn't teach me in high school:
    how to accept compliments without sounding cocky or unappreciative.

  2. Sandie Sandie
    posted a quote
    June 7, 2013 3:41pm UTC
    Thanks for faving my quote is your follow button broken or something

  3. Cammie Cammie
    posted a quote
    June 7, 2013 3:39pm UTC
    If you ever leave my door open and I have to get up and close it myself
    just know that’s me closing the door on our relationship forever.

  4. Differents0x Differents0x
    posted a quote
    June 7, 2013 3:37pm UTC
    sun
    sun
    sun
    sun
    sun
    sun
    sun
    sun
    :D

  5. Cammie Cammie
    posted a quote
    June 7, 2013 3:37pm UTC
    If you call me cute
    I’ll probably think about it for the next 3 years so don’t do that.

  6. clearlytruthful clearlytruthful
    posted a quote
    June 7, 2013 3:36pm UTC
    Crying for the first time today. I just can't take it anymore.

  7. im_just_me im_just_me
    posted a quote
    June 7, 2013 3:37pm UTC
    Going on a trip
    Dad : Don't pack a lot , we're only going for the weekend.
    Me : okay . * Brings backpack full of stuff *
    Dad : *brings four bag fulls of stuff , pillows , blanket , cooler,extra sets of clothes *
    Me : wait , what ? wtf ...

  8. kara008 kara008
    posted a quote
    May 24, 2013 1:55pm UTC
    I can taste the
    failure
    on your lips.

  9. kara008 kara008
    posted a quote
    May 24, 2013 2:25pm UTC
    DID YOU CATCH YOUR OWN REFLECTION
    in the knife my mother held,
    or the hell in my father's eyes?

  10. kara008 kara008
    posted a quote
    May 24, 2013 2:49pm UTC
    I GUESS THE ONLY THING I CAN DO IS
    read a book, listen to music,
    and hope the sad thoughts don't start again...

  11. kara008 kara008
    posted a quote
    May 31, 2013 4:20pm UTC
    I've had it with this crowd,
    I'm done with this town.

  12. kara008 kara008
    posted a quote
    May 31, 2013 4:36pm UTC
    WILL YOU STILL LOVE ME WHEN I'M NO LONGER
    young and beautiful?

  13. kara008 kara008
    posted a quote
    May 31, 2013 5:22pm UTC
    I'm in too deep,
    and I'm trying to keep up above in my head
    INSTEAD OF GOING UNDER.

  14. kara008 kara008
    posted a quote
    May 31, 2013 5:29pm UTC
    There is a lady all in white,
    Holds me and sings a lullaby,
    She's nice to see and she's soft to touch,
    She says, "Cosette, I love you very much."
    - Les Miserables

  15. kara008 kara008
    posted a quote
    June 7, 2013 3:34pm UTC
    Expectation
    ♥ is the root of all heartache.

  16. clearlytruthful clearlytruthful
    posted a quote
    June 7, 2013 3:30pm UTC
    Never before have I felt so bad.

  17. Cammie Cammie
    posted a quote
    June 7, 2013 3:23pm UTC
    You haven't experienced embarrassment until
    you've been caught taking a selfie.

  18. J4M13 J4M13
    posted a quote
    June 7, 2013 3:23pm UTC
    User: Don't be silly.
    Cleverbot: I am so silly.
    User: Did you wrap your willy?
    Cleverbot: No, I whale finned.

  19. im_just_me im_just_me
    posted a quote
    June 7, 2013 3:24pm UTC
    so im just standing around, waiting to present a project and this girl sitting near me just looksup and goes...
    " You smell really good ! "
    hahaha

  20. hariboteddy hariboteddy
    posted a quote
    June 7, 2013 3:25pm UTC
    friend: oh i love my boyfriend... hes just so special.
    me: yer me and terry had a great relationship......but i had to eat him.
    friend: *worried look*
    me: well he was an amazing chocolate orange.

:)

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