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  1. nerdybirdy13 nerdybirdy13
    posted a quote
    March 28, 2012 6:21pm UTC
    I
    sometimes
    feel
    like
    a
    joke.

  2. nerdybirdy13 nerdybirdy13
    posted a quote
    March 16, 2012 9:33pm UTC
    The best things in life are free.
    The second best are very expensive.

  3. nerdybirdy13 nerdybirdy13
    posted a quote
    March 16, 2012 9:31pm UTC
    That moment when you tell a joke, but no one hears you, exept for that one person who decides to repeat the joke louder, and makes everyone laugh.

  4. nerdybirdy13 nerdybirdy13
    posted a quote
    March 16, 2012 9:26pm UTC
    You know that feeling that you get when you finally understand math?
    neither do I...

  5. nerdybirdy13 nerdybirdy13
    posted a quote
    March 16, 2012 9:19pm UTC
    Microsoft Word
    will never understand that my name is NOT a spelling mistake.

  6. nerdybirdy13 nerdybirdy13
    posted a quote
    March 16, 2012 9:16pm UTC
    procrastinator?
    No. I just wait until the last second to do my homework because i will be older, therefore wiser :)

  7. nerdybirdy13 nerdybirdy13
    posted a quote
    March 16, 2012 9:13pm UTC
    *food hits floor*
    little germs : GET IT!
    king germ: NOOOOO! we must wait 5 seconds :)

  8. nerdybirdy13 nerdybirdy13
    posted a quote
    March 16, 2012 9:11pm UTC
    I AM STRONG
    because i know my weaknesses
    I AM BEAUTIFUL
    because i am aware of my flaws
    I AM FEARLESS
    because i was once fearful
    I AM WISE
    because i learn from my mistakes
    I AM A LOVER
    because i have felt hate
    and
    I CAN LAUGH
    because i have known sadness
    nmq

  9. nerdybirdy13 nerdybirdy13
    posted a quote
    March 9, 2012 10:03pm UTC
    The feeling I get when I go upside down on a rollercoaster
    =
    the feeling I get when you pass me in the hallway

  10. nerdybirdy13 nerdybirdy13
    posted a quote
    March 9, 2012 10:00pm UTC
    I'm done dreaming, because when I wake up, reality becomes even more of a letdown.

  11. nerdybirdy13 nerdybirdy13
    posted a quote
    March 9, 2012 9:57pm UTC
    4 years ago, I couldn't have ever dreamed of loving my friends as much as I do now.My life would be completely different without them. These friends are some of the most amazing people i will ever know <3

  12. nerdybirdy13 nerdybirdy13
    posted a quote
    March 9, 2012 9:51pm UTC
    My friends have exceded all of my expectations in what I ever wanted to see in anybody. Ever.

  13. nerdybirdy13 nerdybirdy13
    posted a quote
    March 9, 2012 9:48pm UTC
    We all have that one friend that we can tell anything to, right?WRONG.I have four <3

  14. nerdybirdy13 nerdybirdy13
    posted a quote
    March 9, 2012 9:45pm UTC
    Cut me some slack,
    I'm still a work in progress.
    Format by Sandrasaurus

  15. nerdybirdy13 nerdybirdy13
    posted a quote
    March 9, 2012 9:42pm UTC
    An english professor wrote these words...
    "A woman without her man is nothing"
    and asked his class to punctuate it correctly.
    All the boys wrote...
    " A woman ,without her man, is nothing."
    All the girls wrote...
    "A woman: without her, man is nothing."
    punctuation is powerful :)

  16. nerdybirdy13 nerdybirdy13
    posted a quote
    March 9, 2012 9:36pm UTC
    What do you call an alligator in a vest?
    an investagator.

  17. nerdybirdy13 nerdybirdy13
    posted a quote
    March 9, 2012 9:31pm UTC
    MAKING
    KONY
    FAMOUS.

  18. nerdybirdy13 nerdybirdy13
    posted a quote
    March 9, 2012 9:26pm UTC
    i love pictures
    because they never change, even when the people in them do

  19. nerdybirdy13 nerdybirdy13
    posted a quote
    March 9, 2012 9:22pm UTC
    Unless someone like you cares a whole awful lot,
    Nothing is going to get better.
    It's not.
    ~ The Lorax

  20. nerdybirdy13 nerdybirdy13
    posted a quote
    March 9, 2012 9:10pm UTC
    The ones that tell you to calm down are usually the ones that got you mad in the first place.

:)

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