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  1. 伤* 伤*
    posted a quote
    April 6, 2013 4:27pm UTC
    You've got a lot to say
    for the one that walked away

  2. imverypretty imverypretty
    posted a quote
    April 6, 2013 5:18pm UTC
    BravoSierra's format
    Did you know?
    The bees are dying. If bees go extinct, humans will die about 4 years later.

  3. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    April 6, 2013 6:31pm UTC
    i would, without hesitation, punch a younger
    version of myself in the face.

  4. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    April 6, 2013 6:36pm UTC
    "ooooohhh" i say
    as i still don't understand.

  5. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    April 6, 2013 6:48pm UTC
    if it takes more than 3 minutes
    in the microwave, i'm not cooking it.

  6. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    April 6, 2013 3:33pm UTC
    BravoSierra's format
    Perks of being my friend:
    You can stand next to me and look 100 times more attractive.

  7. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    April 6, 2013 6:34pm UTC
    that one password you use for everything
    and if anyone ever found out what it was then they could possibly single-handedly ruin your life.

  8. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    April 6, 2013 3:15pm UTC
    It is difficult
    to wait around for something
    that you are not even sure
    is actually going to happen.
    But you can’t seem to give up so easily
    when you know it’s
    everything you’ve ever wanted.

  9. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    April 6, 2013 6:28pm UTC
    imagine a library filled with every book in the world,
    none of them have titles on the cover and the pages are blank, but when you open one you are instantly transported to the world within the book. you get to live in the story as any character for as long as you like. and when you come out of the story, almost no time has passed in the real world.

  10. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    April 6, 2013 3:23pm UTC
    One of the best feelings
    is knowing that you’re wanted.
    Knowing that someone wants to talk to you,
    wants to know how you’re doing,
    or wants to see you.
    Whether they pick up the phone to send you a quick text
    or stop by your house to catch up,
    someone or something reminded them of you specifically.
    It just feels really nice to know that
    you’ve been on someone’s mind
    and that they care enough
    to let you know that.

  11. BrunetteBiitch BrunetteBiitch
    posted a quote
    April 6, 2013 4:19pm UTC
    So I was looking through comments on this popular instagram page today
    and I saw this:
    "Hello, I am currently 9 years old and I want to become a potato. I know there are a million people out there just like me, but I promise you I'm different. On December 14, I'm moving to Lays; home of the greatest potatoes around. I've already cut off both my arms, and now roll on my stomach everywhere I go as training. I may not be a potato yet, but I promise if you give me a chance and the support I need, I will become the greatest potato ever. I have a dandy dandy human companion to guide me through this harsh journey and type this up for me. Thank you."
    Please, whoever and where ever you are, come and join witty.

  12. flyingbacon7 flyingbacon7
    posted a quote
    April 7, 2013 12:57pm UTC
    You are never
    Alone

  13. flyingbacon7 flyingbacon7
    posted a quote
    April 7, 2013 1:02pm UTC
    Can't you see
    that' I'm trying?

  14. flyingbacon7 flyingbacon7
    posted a quote
    April 7, 2013 1:05pm UTC
    Life is to short
    To let
    little things
    Bother you

  15. flyingbacon7 flyingbacon7
    posted a quote
    April 7, 2013 1:27pm UTC
    Oh
    How
    I would
    Do anything
    Just to see that smile gain

  16. Pluto* Pluto*
    posted a quote
    April 7, 2013 2:22pm UTC
    Me At The Hairdresser:
    Me: *Staring at myself in the mirror*
    Me: ...
    Me: ...
    Me: ..
    Me: Damn, I'm ugly.

  17. kaylaslife kaylaslife
    posted a quote
    March 26, 2013 6:36pm UTC
    Right now,
    someone you haven't met is out there
    wondering what it would be like to meet someone
    like you.
    nmf

  18. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    March 27, 2013 12:08pm UTC
    have you ever wanted to ask a question;
    but you didn't, because you know in your heart, you couldn't handle the answer?

  19. .joyriding.* .joyriding.*
    posted a quote
    March 26, 2013 7:45pm UTC
    Dear people who aren't friends with me,
    You guys are really missing out, I am awesome.
    Love,
    Me

  20. bunnylover43 bunnylover43
    posted a quote
    March 26, 2013 7:19pm UTC
    Bunnylover43 Format
    No I'm not rasist
    I just don't like Carrot colored people...

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