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  1. neonzebra2449 neonzebra2449
    posted a quote
    February 28, 2013 10:42am UTC
    They are turning my head out
    To see what I'm all about
    Keeping my head down
    To see what it feels like now
    But I have no doubt
    One day, we're gonna get out

  2. neonzebra2449 neonzebra2449
    posted a quote
    February 24, 2013 12:55pm UTC
    And I would put them back in poetry,
    If I only knew how

  3. neonzebra2449 neonzebra2449
    posted a quote
    February 23, 2013 5:19pm UTC
    If Witty had a mascot,
    it would either be
    a potatoe,
    or a butterfly

  4. neonzebra2449 neonzebra2449
    posted a quote
    February 22, 2013 3:12pm UTC
    “It seems surreal that we're going to play concerts again, because I haven't met anyone who likes us for two years.”
    ~Chris Martin

  5. neonzebra2449 neonzebra2449
    posted a quote
    February 20, 2013 6:23pm UTC
    More idiots should just
    keep their mouths shut
    ~ Chris Martin

  6. neonzebra2449 neonzebra2449
    posted a quote
    February 20, 2013 6:20pm UTC
    Raindrops on roses and girls in white dresses
    It's sleeping with roaches and taking best guesses
    At the shade of the sheets and before all the stains
    And a few more of your least favorite things

  7. neonzebra2449 neonzebra2449
    posted a quote
    February 19, 2013 8:52pm UTC
    Yesterday I went to the mall with my friends, and we all took a picture together.
    When I looked at the picture I realized that there was the number 69 in the background.
    Guess what picture's goin' on facebook guys?

  8. neonzebra2449 neonzebra2449
    posted a quote
    February 19, 2013 8:47pm UTC
    I turn the music up
    I got my records on
    I shut the world outside
    Until the lights come up

  9. neonzebra2449 neonzebra2449
    posted a quote
    February 18, 2013 11:18am UTC
    'Cause I am done with my gracless heart
    So tonight I'm gonna cut it out
    And then restart

  10. neonzebra2449 neonzebra2449
    posted a quote
    February 18, 2013 11:16am UTC
    And I've been a fool,
    And I've been blind
    I can never leave the past behind
    I can see no way,
    I can see no way

  11. neonzebra2449 neonzebra2449
    posted a quote
    February 16, 2013 8:28pm UTC
    So Nickelodeon is allowed to say b/o/o/bs,
    but we can't?
    Does anyone else find any flaws in this?

  12. neonzebra2449 neonzebra2449
    posted a quote
    February 16, 2013 7:28pm UTC
    *milk comercial*
    Voice over: And what happens when they try it in their cereal?
    Girl: I like it!
    Voice over: They love it!
    This is why you shouldn't trust voice overs

  13. neonzebra2449 neonzebra2449
    posted a quote
    February 16, 2013 1:08pm UTC
    *Conversation between me and my mom*
    Me: Are the Swedish Fish on the table for Katy (my sister)?
    Mom: Nope. I got them for you.
    Me: You did?
    Mom: Yep. Because I love you <3
    Me: Do I get to eat them now?
    Mom: Sure! Enjoy!
    This is why I love my mom

  14. neonzebra2449 neonzebra2449
    posted a quote
    February 15, 2013 11:20am UTC
    This is as good a place to fall as any
    We will build our alter here
    make me your Maria
    I’m already on my knees
    You had Jesus on your breath
    And I caught him in mine
    Sweating out confessions
    The undone and the divine
    Cause this is his body
    This is his love
    Such selfish prayers
    And I can’t get enough
    Oh, whoa, whoa, yeah
    I can’t get enough

  15. neonzebra2449 neonzebra2449
    posted a quote
    February 14, 2013 10:11pm UTC
    Let your past be the sound
    Of your feet upon the ground

  16. neonzebra2449 neonzebra2449
    posted a quote
    February 14, 2013 9:55pm UTC
    I awake to find, no peace of mind
    I said, how do you live as a fugitive?
    Down here, where I cannot see so clear
    I said what do I know?
    Show me the right way to go
    And the spies came out of the water
    But you're feelin' so bad 'cos you know
    And the spies hide out in every corner
    But you can't touch them, no
    'Cos they're all spies, they're all spies
    I awake to see, that no one is free
    We're all fugitives, look at the way we live
    Down here, I cannot sleep from fear, no
    I said, which way do I turn?
    Oh, I forget everything I learn
    And the spies came out of the water
    But you're feelin' so bad 'cos you know
    And the spies hide out in every corner
    But you can't touch them, no
    'Cos they're all spies, they're all spies
    And if we don't hide here, they're gonna find us
    And if we don't hide now
    They're gonna catch us when we sleep
    And if we don't hide here, they're gonna find us
    The spies came out of the water
    But you're feelin' so good 'cos you know
    That those spies, hide out in every corner
    They can't touch you, no
    'Cos they're just spies, they're just spies
    They're just spies
    They're just spies
    They're just spies

  17. neonzebra2449 neonzebra2449
    posted a quote
    February 14, 2013 8:05pm UTC
    That awkward moment when you have your period...
    And no hall passes

  18. neonzebra2449 neonzebra2449
    posted a quote
    February 12, 2013 7:46pm UTC
    IF YOUR LIFE WAS A MOVIE, WHAT WOULD THE SOUNDTRACK BE?
    So, here's how it works:
    1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, Zune, ETC.)
    2. Put it on shuffle
    3. Press play
    4. For every question, type the song that's playing
    5. When you go to a new question, press the next button
    6. Don't lie and try to pretend your cool...
    --------------------------------------------------------------------------------
    Opening Credits: Charlie Brown- Coldplay
    Waking Up: Daylight- Coldplay
    First Day of School: Keep your Head - Ting Tings
    Falling in Love: Only if for a night - Florence and the Machine
    Fight Song: Shake it out - Florence and the Machine
    Breaking Up: Help! - The Beatles
    Studying/Working: Rush of Blood to the Head- Coldplay
    Life: Fire Coming Out of the Monkey's Head - Gorrilaz
    Mental Breakdown: Ain't no Rest for the Wicked- Cage the Elephant
    Sunny Day: Here Comes the Sun- The Beatles
    Rainy Day : Gravity- Sarah Bareielles
    Party/Dance Music: Hurts Like Heaven - Coldplay
    Driving: Don't Panic - Coldplay
    Sleeping/Dreaming: Dare- Gorillaz
    Nightmares: Some Nights- Fun.
    Wedding day: Pressure- Paramore
    Birth of a child: Demon Days- Gorillaz
    Final Battle: Killer Queen- Queen
    Death Scene: We are Young- Fun. (wtf? xD)
    Funeral Song: You Shook me all Night Long- AC/DC
    End Credits: Intro- Gorillaz (xD)

  19. neonzebra2449 neonzebra2449
    posted a quote
    February 9, 2013 3:06pm UTC
    One of my Spongebob quotes is
    *Pending Moderation*
    Dafuq?

  20. neonzebra2449 neonzebra2449
    posted a quote
    February 9, 2013 12:43pm UTC
    And if we could float away
    Fly up to the surface and just start again
    And lift off before trouble
    Just erodes us in the rain
    Just erodes us in the rain
    Just erodes us and erodes us
    In the rain

:)

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