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  1. imperfect * imperfect *
    posted a quote
    August 13, 2013 2:54am UTC
    Something touches your leg in the sea
    What do you think it is:
    1. fish
    2. seaweed
    √. prehistoric poisonous jellyfish with 15 tentacles!

  2. Bec* Bec*
    posted a quote
    August 12, 2013 5:44pm UTC
    Shut the door.
    Turn the light off.
    Thanks mom.

  3. Swag Unicorn* Swag Unicorn*
    posted a quote
    August 12, 2013 4:41pm UTC
    You know how my week goes by?
    Mooooooooooonnnnnnnnndddddaaaaaaaaayyyyyy Tuueeeeeeeeeessssssssssssdddddddddaaaaaaaaaaayyyy Weeeeeeeedddddnnnnnnneeeeesssssssssssddddddddaaaaayyyyy Thhhhhuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrsssssssssdddddddddaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyy FriSatSun

  4. Patrick_Stop* Patrick_Stop*
    posted a quote
    August 12, 2013 4:38pm UTC
    You laugh
    at me
    because I'm different- I laugh at you because you're all
    the same.
    Please don't remove this!

  5. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    August 13, 2013 3:11am UTC
    i just want do romantic stuff
    like wake you with a blow.job

  6. keepyourheadupbabe keepyourheadupbabe
    posted a quote
    August 12, 2013 6:37pm UTC
    On the last day of school I was dared to hug the most perfect guy you could ever imagine. When I did it was like sparks flew.
    When I got home we were texting and he asked me who i liked and I said "Him". He replied with "Really? Cus it was you"
    At that moment in time everything changed. We would text 24/7. When he saw what people were saying about me om social networks he always texted me making sure I never did what they said. He would send me texts while I was sleeping like "I love you beautiful" etc.
    When I told one of my closest friends (so I thought) about him, she decided to start texting him aswell. One night I texted him and he ignored me. I had a gut feeling inside but maybe i was over reacting. But the next day my so called best friend sent me a picture message of him and her kissing. It broke my heart. He never even called or talked to me after that night, and a little part inside of me still is thinking maybe its not true, maybe just maybe he still cares.. but all of what he said was a lie.

  7. *Elena;~ ♥* *Elena;~ ♥*
    posted a quote
    August 12, 2013 11:11pm UTC
    wittyxxgirlxx format(
    Does running away from
    your problems count as exercising?

  8. *Elena;~ ♥* *Elena;~ ♥*
    posted a quote
    August 12, 2013 5:17pm UTC
    One time in math class my teacher was
    really p.issed at us
    And he was yelling "DO YOU EVEN KNOW BASIC MATH? DO YOU KNOW ADDITION?
    YOU, COREY. WHAT'S TWO PLUS TWO?"
    & poor Corey wasn't even paying attention
    so I leaned over to him and whispered "seven"
    and he blurted out "SEVEN" and I have never laughed harder in my entire life

  9. mtndewhm* mtndewhm*
    posted a quote
    August 12, 2013 6:24pm UTC
    I will never consider "becuase they're ugly." as a good reason to dislike someone.

  10. spence* spence*
    posted a quote
    August 12, 2013 3:58pm UTC
    It doesn't make any sense to call ourselves ugly because we really don't see ourselves. We don't watch ourselves sleep in bed, curled up in a ball silent with our chests rising and falling in our own rhythm. We don't see ourselves reading a book, eyes fluttering and glowing. You don't see yourself looking at someone with love and care inside your heart. there is no mirror in front of you when you're laughing and smiling and happiness is leaking out of you. You would know exactly how bright and beautiful you are if you saw yourself in the moments where you're truly yourself.

  11. *Elena;~ ♥* *Elena;~ ♥*
    posted a quote
    August 12, 2013 8:39pm UTC
    I could never be a politician
    because every time it was my turn to talk in a debate I would start off saying, "Listen here you little p.rick"

  12. bye* bye*
    posted a quote
    August 12, 2013 5:53pm UTC
    my hobbies include going through hot peoples pictures and crying

  13. *Elena;~ ♥* *Elena;~ ♥*
    posted a quote
    August 12, 2013 4:34pm UTC
    *Unplugs 100% charged iphone*
    *Slides to unlock*
    Battery 43%

  14. *Elena;~ ♥* *Elena;~ ♥*
    posted a quote
    August 12, 2013 8:17pm UTC
    Not having children
    until 2090 because I want 90s kids

  15. WeirdKid.* WeirdKid.*
    posted a quote
    August 12, 2013 4:08pm UTC
    "They judge me before they even know me.
    That's why I'm better off alone."
    -Shrek

  16. *Elena;~ ♥* *Elena;~ ♥*
    posted a quote
    August 12, 2013 4:38pm UTC
    I'm not even a 2nd choice
    I'm like an 8th choice sometimes a 10th

  17. mads* mads*
    posted a quote
    August 11, 2013 7:16pm UTC
    How my day usually goes:
    1. Swag
    2. Swag
    3. More swag
    4. Even more swag
    5. So much swag I died
    6. Swaggin' into swag heaven
    7. Repeat

  18. mads* mads*
    posted a quote
    August 11, 2013 7:23pm UTC
    Walk into the club like whaddup I got oh no. Oh god I'm in the wrong building. I'm so sorry, I didn't mean
    to interrupt this funeral. God bless.

  19. ChocoTaco ChocoTaco
    posted a quote
    August 11, 2013 7:34pm UTC
    Fixing my social life
    is probably going to be harder than putting Humpty Dumpty back together again.

  20. flyingbacon7 flyingbacon7
    posted a quote
    August 11, 2013 10:13pm UTC
    My guy friend: the first rule about riding in my car is that theres no singing
    the first thing I do is sing

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