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Hello im Amber
i live in nourth wales and proud! x
i LOVE WITTY!
im on stardoll please add me im called karagrace x
i have two cats one called Paris and another called London ~ cute~
lokking for a witty friend!!!!
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ndubz
posted a quote
November 21, 2011 4:19pm UTC

All these girls on witty
Are making quotes about their boyfriends..
and I'm like,
"pfft, I got my cat"
♥

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ndubz
posted a quote
November 21, 2011 4:15pm UTC

click to see this quote

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ndubz
posted a quote
November 21, 2011 4:02pm UTC

I always live for the
moment
♥You Never Know What Could Happen♥
Alejandro by Lady Gaga
Format by Sandrasaurus

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ndubz
posted a quote
November 21, 2011 3:59pm UTC

Why me?
detention,
lap top freezing,
sis teasing me?
♥

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ndubz
posted a quote
November 9, 2011 4:24am UTC

*He broke up with me
Friend - " I'm so sorry did he break up with you?"
Me - " No i broke up with him" (lie)
* I broke up with him, well thats the story im going with anyway.

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ndubz
posted a quote
November 2, 2011 2:34pm UTC

Getting a new boyfriend is allways the same He asks you out → ↓ You say ' yeah'He break ups with you ↑ ← You have a little bit fun~ Then it starts all again untill you find the right one ♥

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ndubz
posted a quote
November 2, 2011 2:04pm UTC

Because when I look in the mirror I don't even recognize my self,got a heart of a winner,but looking back at me as someone else, Dappy - no regrets

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ndubz
posted a quote
October 29, 2011 5:39am UTC

My underwear!!! joke its an upside-down tower

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ndubz
posted a quote
October 25, 2011 7:45am UTC

You are not perfectYou are not perfectYou are not perfectYou are not perfectYou are not perfect♥ and that is perfectly fine

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ndubz
posted a quote
October 25, 2011 7:29am UTC

How To Scare Your Boyfriend ;;
Me - ( randomly text him ) we needa talk . . .
Him - what about . ?
Me - i just don't want you to get mad . .
Him - what . . .
Me - I LOVE YOU ! < 3 '
Him - you scared the __
out of me ! lol
i love you too ( ;

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ndubz
posted a quote
October 25, 2011 6:51am UTC

My hearts a stereo beats for you so listen closehear my thoughts in every notemake me your radio turn me up when you feel low this melody was meant for you so sing along to my stereoif i was a dusty record on the shelf would you blow me off and play me like every body else?

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ndubz
posted a quote
October 25, 2011 6:16am UTC

Fo
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Smiles are like band-aids.
They cover up the pain,but it still hurts.
Format by XxprettixX The removing of this credit is punishable by death!

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ndubz
posted a quote
October 25, 2011 6:07am UTC

Thanks to Facebook
I now know what everyones bathroom looks like.
One mirror at a time

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ndubz
posted a quote
October 24, 2011 8:00pm UTC

A child says to his mom,
"Mommy, I colored your sheets with lipstick."
In anger, she starts to hit her child until he was unconscious.
Then she regrets what she has done, crying, she says to her child,
"please open your eyes," but it was too late.
His tiny heart had stopped beating.
When she walked into her bedroom, the sheet said,
"I LOVE YOU MOMMY."

STOP CHILD ABUSE
♥
Favorite if you're against child abuse.

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ndubz
posted a quote
October 24, 2011 5:46pm UTC

Get in bed
try to get comftble...
belly - no
back - no way!
left side - painful
curled in a ball - toes stick out the covers!
straight - too stiff
right side - ouch!!
covers off - too cold
cover on - too hot
one leg in one leg out - Perfect.....
~#ALARM CLOCK (TIME TO GET UP)#~

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ndubz
posted a quote
October 15, 2011 6:34pm UTC

I
LIFE'S A BEACH
& I'M JUST PLaYING IN THE SaND
nmf ♥

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ndubz
posted a quote
October 15, 2011 6:28pm UTC

In my head i look like that thing on google earth ~
i know what your thinking,what thing? well its EARTH!

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ndubz
posted a quote
October 15, 2011 6:17pm UTC

I hate it when...you press 'backspace' on witty and you go back to the last pge that you were on then lose your brilliant quote that you took half an hour making fave this has happend to you.

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ndubz
posted a quote
October 15, 2011 5:56pm UTC

Just wondered...
if your the type of person that uses there teethto rip cello tape or any other stuff fave if you do
if not comment!!! x

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ndubz
posted a quote
October 13, 2011 4:13pm UTC

A girl has a cat fight♥
A boy has a battle
i have world war 3
dont mess with me...

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