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XxMeliRidesRainbowPoniesxX
posted a quote
June 26, 2013 12:20pm UTC

I am honestly balling my eyes out right now
Gay marriage is legal in all state in the US.
I can finally marry whoever I want.
We finally won.

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lovecrazy
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June 30, 2013 2:08pm UTC

I was at the store earlier with my mom
and there was this lady who was around 70-80 with her daughter who was maybe like 40-50. The daughter was like "Mom, where did you put the crackers?" and the lady was "Up my àss. That's where." Maaaaan, I love sassy old people.

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yourcool
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June 30, 2013 5:20pm UTC

after 17 season's of Pretty Little Liars,
"A" is revealed and captured. the girls hug each other in a safe embrace, but are interrupted by the faint noise of a text. they read it aloud and stare into the distance, "it's my turn, b.tches. -B"

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dolph*
posted a quote
June 27, 2013 12:52pm UTC

I was at the end of a school dance 8th grade and about halfway through this guy that I
thought hated me came up and said "I really like you" and I didn't know what to say so
I just smiled and nodded and walked backwards while doing jazz hands and then that
night I went home and cried so yeah that's pretty much it

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dreamer*
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June 28, 2013 3:49am UTC

Do you ever just get a random burst of motivation to clean your room, write a novel, paint a masterpiece or read a book at like 3am?

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ChocoTaco
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June 30, 2013 6:18pm UTC

Whenever I like a singer or a band before they get popular
I always take a little credit for their success because I was an original fan.

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dolph*
posted a quote
June 27, 2013 4:11pm UTC

I will never understand the logic of screaming as loud as possible at a concert
like wow you finally get to see them live in concert let’s make sure no one hears them at all

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yourcool
posted a quote
July 2, 2013 8:43pm UTC

when i first heard of YouTube when I was like
ten years old i honestly thought it was a p.rn website so when i figured out it was basically just a place where i could watch cute cats and listen to music i was really relieved.

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hermione23katniss
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July 2, 2013 2:06pm UTC

Interesting story worth reading:
I was on the train the other day and there was this lesbian
couple. They were flirting and holding hands. Close to the
couple was this lady staring at them in disgust. These two
teenage boys noticed what was going on between the
homophobic lady and the lesbian couple so they decided
to do something. The two boys started holding hands, staring
into each others eyes, and flirting. The lady turned her
attention to the two boys instead of the lesbian couple. She
kept on giving them dirty looks until finally she got off the
train. The boys finally let go each other and burst out laughing.
The lesbian couple looked at them and asked how long
they were together. The boys said that they were just friends
and they pretened to be a couple to p/ss the homophobic
lady off. The lesbian couple started crying, hugged them, and
thanked them for what they did. They said their goodbyes
and the two teenage boys and the lesbian couple went their
seperate ways.
Just when you think there's no hope left for humanity,
something beautiful like this happens. <3

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yourcool
posted a quote
July 2, 2013 8:26pm UTC

if i end up doing something really
cool or funny, there's an 80% chance it was accidental.

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
July 2, 2013 4:10pm UTC

A Guide to Opinions Because Everyone on Here Seems to Need One
First off--What is an opinion?
"A belief about matters commonly used to be subjective based on that which is less than absolutely certain and is a result of emotion and interpretation of facts."
--Wikipedia
To break it down for you:
It is an emotional thought and it cannot ever be wrong!
How someone views something is an opinion!
And people have different ones!
Ooooooh who would have thought?
Someone may have a different politcal view than you.
That's okay!
Somone might have different religious views.
That's okay!
Somone may not like a book or movie or actor you like.
That's okay!
What is not okay:
Saying someone's opinion is wrong
&&&
Shoving it down someone's throat
&&&
Calling them names
&&&
Being mean
because they're emotional interpretation of something is different than yours.
In summary:
People might think differently than you and that's okay. What's not okay is saying they are wrong because they think differently because that kind of thing can start wars. Okay, children?

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posted a quote
January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

This quote does not exist.

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yourcool
posted a quote
July 2, 2013 9:20pm UTC

sometimes i feel offended by american stereotypes
but then i remember that we had a nationwide panic when they stopped making twinkies

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dolph*
posted a quote
June 27, 2013 4:44pm UTC

What if Filch from Harry Potter as a young caretaker at Hogwarts when he fell in love
with a young teacher. She was a witch, but Filch was only a squib and he felt he wasn't
good enough for a magical person. The teacher, however, was more in love with Filch
and decided that being with him was more important than being a witch. She recruited
her best student to perform a spell on her to remove her magic, in secret, to surprise
Filch. They scoured the restricted section of the library for a sketchy dark spell to remove
magical abilities. Finally, after they found it, the student performed the curse on the teacher
but the spell went horribly wrong. Instead of becoming a squib, the teacher, Mrs.Norris,
became a cat and since then Filch has always had a vendetta against students for what they
did to her. They guard the restricted section relentlessly so no others will make a mistake like
hers, and they stick around the school in the hopes, that one day, Dumbledore will discover
the counter curse, and they can go back to being lovers.

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dolph*
posted a quote
June 27, 2013 5:28pm UTC

click to see this quote

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BlackButterflies
posted a quote
June 29, 2013 12:26am UTC

girl: can i go to the bathroom
female teacher: nope
girl: but it's a /girl issue/
female teacher: oh ok yes, go.
girl: can i go to the bathroom
male teacher: lol no
girl: but it's a /girl issue/
male teacher: oH MY GOD GO GO GO RUN TAKE A FRIEND WITH YOU IF YOU WANT TAKE THE WHOLE CLASS WITH YOU IF YOU WANT I DON'T WANT TO DEAL WITH THIS JUST GO

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CharliesTheName
posted a quote
June 29, 2013 7:52pm UTC

Definition of Green Day's Instagram
Billie Joe: Aw I love my family
Billie Joe: Look I travel places
Billie Joe: Here are some photos of me playing on stage.
Mike Dirnt: INSTAGRAM EFFECTS
Mike Dirnt: SGHRGHIEFHDKFDNVKDFNFKJDHG
Mike Dirnt: WATCH ME SPIN IN CIRCLES AND SMILE
Tré Cool: I love myself.
Tré Cool: I love myself in every country.
Tré Cool: Hey here's a picture of me loving myself in Paris

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CharliesTheName
posted a quote
June 29, 2013 7:59pm UTC

So my boyfriend goes to this gym every weekend.
And this girl flirts with him every time he goes.
But he doesn't like her because
1) He's dating me
2) He's gay.
So this time she said
"Soooo do you have any tips for a good workout?"
He looked her up and down and said
"Well to get rid of all that belly fat..."
I love him.

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MyWittyProfile
posted a quote
June 29, 2013 9:49pm UTC

If anyone needs me I'll be alone,
eating in the basement

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Eli22b
posted a quote
June 29, 2013 10:06pm UTC

Why is Ed Sheerans voice not a candle scent yet?

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