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n_kitty

1. n_kitty
   posted a quote
   July 13, 2012 12:04pm UTC
   *my sister runs in the kitchen to me*
   Katie: Dont go in the living room, there are people tryng to sell us stuff
   Me: Oh my god. HIDE!
   *20 minutes later*
   Katie: i think there gone,
   Me: They didnt even nock
   Katie: They probaby gave us a newpaper
   Me: Bi.tch we dont want no newspaper
   Katie: fa.gs
   Me: Pr.icks
   Katie: Oh.... its a phone book.
   what just happend between me and my sister.
   
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2. n_kitty
   posted a quote
   July 12, 2012 5:58pm UTC
   •••••••••••••••••••••••••••
   That FML moment
   when you step out of the shower and theirs no towel
   •••••••••••••••••••••••••••
   Credit : FaveFormats.
   
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3. n_kitty
   posted a quote
   July 12, 2012 5:24pm UTC
   148 notifications!! THANK YOU WITTIANS
   
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4. n_kitty
   posted a quote
   July 11, 2012 11:30am UTC
   My toilet in they daytime: flushhh
   My toilet at night: *9/11 just happend in my bathroom*
   
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5. n_kitty
   posted a quote
   July 7, 2012 10:03pm UTC
   I am 68% obsessed with my looks
   I own:
   [xxx] hair straightener
   [x] curling iron
   [] mousse
   [x] hairspray
   [ ] gel
   [] other sprays
   [x] bobby pins
   [x] hair clips
   [x] hair ties
   [] round barrel brush
   [x] blow dryer
   [x] mirror
   [ ] I have dyed my hair
   [x] I have/had highlights
   TOTAL: 9
   Eyes: I own
   [ x] black eyeliner
   [ x] other color eyeliner
   [ ] eye shadow
   [x] mascara
   [ x] fake eyelashes
   [x] eyelash curler
   [] eye shimmer
   []contacts
   [x] stunna shades
   [x ] eye makeup remover
   TOTAL: 7
   Lips/Teeth: I own
   [x] clear lip gloss
   [x] red or pink lip gloss
   [] lipstick
   [x] chap stick
   [ ] lip plumper
   [x] electric toothbrush
   [] teeth whitener
   [x] more than 15 lip glosses
   [x] toothpaste
   TOTAL: 6
   Complexion/Overall Face: I own
   [x] blush
   [] moisturizer
   [x] face wash
   [ ] bronzer
   [ x] makeup remover
   [ x] face wipes
   [x] powder
   [x ] cover up
   [] blotting papers
   TOTAL: 6
   Nails:
   [x]nail polish/varnish
   [] filer
   [x] nail clipper
   [x] nail buffer
   [x ] cuticle remover
   [ ] nail hardener
   [ ] nail brush
   [x ] fake nails
   [x ] nail scissors
   TOTAL: 6
   OVERALL TOTAL:
   hahahahahah
   Now multiply your number by 2
   Then repost as I am % obsessed with my looks.
   
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6. n_kitty
   posted a quote
   July 6, 2012 2:37pm UTC
   Me: *texts someone*
   1 minute after
   Me: led-del-del-del-del-de
   2 minutes after
   Me: why havent they responded?
   3 minutes after
   Me: was it something i said? oh god they hate me
   4 minutes after
   Me: calm down their probably eating,
   5 minutes after
   Me: Oh god, oh god oh god, *sends another text*
   6 minutes after
   Me: *stares at phone*
   7 minutes after
   Me: *cries*
   8 minutes after
   Me: *eats cheetos*
   9 minutes after
   Me: *hyperventales*
   10 minutes after
   Me: *faints*
   
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7. n_kitty
   posted a quote
   July 6, 2012 12:54pm UTC
   Did you know?..
   When you mouth the word
   "Vacume"
   It looks like your mouthing
   "F\ck you?"
   ♥
   Format TOTALLY by MyNamesDillon
   
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8. n_kitty
   posted a quote
   July 6, 2012 12:36pm UTC
   that feeling you get when somone texts you:
   :\
   
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9. n_kitty
   posted a quote
   July 5, 2012 1:32pm UTC
   o(≧∀≦)o
   party hard
   
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10. n_kitty
    posted a quote
    June 30, 2012 11:35pm UTC
    And today
    He texted me first
    _____ ♥ _____
    
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11. n_kitty
    posted a quote
    June 30, 2012 1:03pm UTC
    Katie: well that looks like a good width for a scarf
    Socitiy: lol hang on a second.
    im not exxpecting you to fav this it was just an inside joke with my sister i felt the need to post..♥
    
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12. n_kitty
    posted a quote
    June 27, 2012 3:25pm UTC
    click to see this quote
    
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13. n_kitty
    posted a quote
    June 27, 2012 1:09pm UTC
    The Name Game
    1. Real Name: Nicholle
    2. Detective Name (favorite color & favorite animal): Turquoise Kitty
    3. Gangster Name (first 3 letters of your first name & add izzle): Nicizzle
    4. Soap Opera Name (street you live on & middle name): Marie Meadow Avenu, sexy(;
    5. Your Star Wars Name (first 3 letters of your last name, first two letters of your middle name): Sirma
    6. Your Superhero Name (2nd favorite color & favorite drink): Turquoise Sprite
    7. Your Witness Protection Name (your mother's middle name): Anne
    8.Your Goth Name (black & the name of one of your pets you have or had): Black Dasie, oooh thats a good one.xP
    
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14. n_kitty
    posted a quote
    June 27, 2012 12:33pm UTC
    I ALWAYS
    wanted to
    jump in a taxi
    & scream
    FOLLOW THAT CAR!
    nmq
    
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15. n_kitty
    posted a quote
    June 27, 2012 12:30pm UTC
    Come to the nerd side.
    We have pi.
    ♥
    
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16. n_kitty
    posted a quote
    June 27, 2012 12:16pm UTC
    Happiness can be found
    even in the darkest of times,
    if one only remembers to turn
    on the light.♥
    nmq nmf
    
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17. n_kitty
    posted a quote
    June 25, 2012 5:44pm UTC
    I'd slap you,
    but i dont want to get s.lut on my hand
    (;
    
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18. n_kitty
    posted a quote
    June 25, 2012 4:52pm UTC
    I Got The Letter H
    Something I love- Hunger Games
    Something I hate- Hamburgers (veggiterrian)
    Something I like- Hot guys
    Something that's annoying- Hannah Montanna
    Comment for a letter! :)
    
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19. n_kitty
    posted a quote
    June 25, 2012 7:50am UTC
    && when i was your age kids
    tinkerbell didnt talk
    .___.
    nmf
    
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20. n_kitty
    posted a quote
    June 24, 2012 7:03pm UTC
    if its not on the first page of
    GOOGLE
    it dosnt exist
    
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