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the_emotions_inside_me
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September 19, 2009 4:44pm UTC

I realized witty isn't very witty.
it's just random girls babbling (but you know, whatever)

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the_emotions_inside_me
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September 19, 2009 1:01pm UTC

Does it take the garden of Eden burning
Atlantis falling into the sea
>Mout Olympus' dissolution<
to realize
life won't get any better than this

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thatgirlonwitty
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May 13, 2009 10:20am UTC

boys; you con fuse the hell out of me.
how can you just stop liking someone randomly;;
and be completely fine like nothing ever happened.
why do you wear your boxers under your bathing suits;;
why do you call girls lesbians when they hug;;
but then slap eachother's butts.
why do you act like someone's a piece of crap one minute;;
and then say you love them the next;;
why do you just randomly decide you like someone spur of the moment;
why do you need like ten girls at once;
why do you think a bunch of muddy men chasing a ball down a field
is entertaining?
why do you break hearts like they're sticks?

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Jeter2
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May 13, 2009 8:39pm UTC

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HelloSeattle
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May 8, 2009 6:39pm UTC

w t f ?
'nuff said.
XD No need to rate this one.

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moveonhunx3
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July 18, 2009 2:42pm UTC

A 13 year old girl;;
read a very scary *_chain letter
// not too long ago about a \\
child that was ([ killed ]) It said
that this ::child:: would come
&&+ get her at exactly 12:30
P.M. The girl did get scared
easily.. She didn't realize but
when she looked at the clock
she saw that it was 12:29 !
This girl {started} to become
frantic as she ran around her
house looking for her parents
to protect her, but she forgot.
They were o u t. She searched
for her cat to .hug. just if she
needed someone (or) somet-
hing by her side. Uhh oh.........
[x] Tick, tock. Tick, tock. [x]
Finally she just looked over
her life and decided it was
g o o d enough.. 13 years
may be a short time to live,
but you know, she had no
>>. choice. She then started
to think how any second
this creepy little dead girl
younger than her would be
at her side, to do whatever.
The 13 year-old started to
take long overdramtic brea-
thes as she locked herself in
to her bedroom closet. Sca-
red. Fingers t r em b l i n g a
little she pulled out her cell
phone out of her pants pock-
et and looked at the time that
was on the screen...12:31.
Oh.

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Minnie0929
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July 18, 2009 2:50pm UTC

Today, I saw a commercial
asking "what would you do for a klondike bar?"
The guy on the commercial had to rub his mother-in-law's feet
but all I had to do was get up from the couch and open the freezer.
~mlia.
love it!!!!!

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gabbylicious2014
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July 17, 2009 10:48am UTC

last night i dreamt that i was eating a
Giant marshmallow
when i woke up my
pillow was g o n e!
:O

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lindzmichelleee
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July 14, 2009 2:39pm UTC

today...
my friend changed her name
in my phone contact information.
i now recieve semi-regular text messages
from batman. it's rather exciting.
mlia[:

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__cityofangels
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July 14, 2009 4:50pm UTC

I'm Sarcastic
w h a t ' s y o u r s u p e r p o w e r ?

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x3_never_let_go
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July 17, 2009 2:19pm UTC

HEY 90'S KIDS;
Remember when..
Everyone owned a pair of light up sneakers?
Hey Arnold and Full House were the best shows ever?
Everyone could sing the rap to Fresh Prince of Belair?
"Talk to the hand" said it all?
The ultimate comeback was "Well why don't you marry it?"
Enie Meanie Minie Mo solved every little problem?
Almost every sentence was finished with the word "NOT"?
Everyone had at least one Tamagochi?
When you learned the planets in school, Pluto was one of them?
All movies came out on VHS?
The Rugrats were still babies?
Bill Nye was the smartest guy ever?
You took plastic cartoon lunchboxes to school?
Mr. Rogers was the coolest man alive?
You knew the pink and red power rangers were meant to be together?
Comic Sans MS was the coolest font ever?
FAVORITE IF YOU REMEMBER<3

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allie_plainandsimple
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June 30, 2009 11:24am UTC

today, after a long vacation,
I was packing and febrezing some clothes. I then mentioned to a
friend how there should be [febreze to spray on people.]
then i remembered deodorant. ;]
mylifeisaverage.com ;]

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holdhands_notgrudges
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June 30, 2009 11:32am UTC

Today, I decided to learn how to play the guitar.
I picked up the guitar and got on youtube for tutorials.
I ended up watching videos of cute laughing babies.
_MLIA

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xoannabananax3
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June 30, 2009 11:32am UTC

Me&MyFriends are so;
[[ Cool. ]] -----> why you ask?
well, when we get bored, were so cool,
that we hangout at
[[ WAL-MART. ]]
:)
-seriously though,
we do. :D

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xoxomaddyfosho349
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June 29, 2009 3:13pm UTC

Don't Listen To Phineas And Ferb
cause there's definatelly not 104 days of summer vacation.
Trust me, I counted.
*not my fade.

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