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Member Since: 7 Sep 2011 10:24am

Last Seen: 18 Aug 2013 08:10pm

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my name is myranda im 16 years old my birthday is september 8th my best friend is named missy im a christian im a really nice person and my family means the world to me:)
  1. myranda myranda
    posted a quote
    February 1, 2013 8:09pm UTC
    boyfriends?
    Aint nobody got time for that!;)

  2. myranda myranda
    posted a quote
    January 29, 2013 11:38pm UTC
    So my science teacher found out i have a crush on the student teacher in my school and now he picks on me all the time

  3. myranda myranda
    posted a quote
    January 29, 2013 11:32pm UTC
    So my science teacher found out i have a crush on the student teacher in my school and now he picks on me all the time

  4. myranda myranda
    posted a quote
    January 29, 2013 11:20pm UTC
    Started riding again today after not riding for a month...the funny thing is when i don't ride i feel depressed but the minute i get on the horse all the bad thoughts and feelings go away and i feel happy

  5. myranda myranda
    posted a quote
    December 14, 2012 10:16am UTC
    30DayCrushChallenge
    Day 1 – Your Crush’s eyes- brown
    Day 2 – Your Crush’s hair- brown
    Day 3 – Your Crush’s birthday- May 10th
    Day 4 – When you first realised you had a crush.- when we did an activity together at a ropes course (we had to hold hands) there was this moment when i looked up at him and he was looking at me and our eyes met:)
    Day 5 – What animal you think your crush would be- i dont know
    Day 6 – Their taste in music- rap
    Day 7 – How long you’ve liked your crush- since last year
    Day 8 – Your relationship with your crush- we talk every once in a while
    Day 9 – How you met your crush- school
    Day 10 – Last time you saw your crush- today
    Day 11 – Your crush’s personality- sweet, nice, funny
    Day 12 – A song that reminds you of your crush- smile-uncle kracker
    Day 13 – Your crush’s hugs- never hugged him
    Day 14 – Your crush’s sports- baseball
    Day 15 – Instruments your crush plays- none
    Day 16 – An anagram of their name- what does this mean
    Day 17 – How did you meet?- school
    Day 18 – Pets? Cat person or a dog person?- dog
    Day 19 – Their middle name- ashley
    Day 20 – Something they do that drives you crazy- nothing about him drives me crazy
    Day 21 – A character that reminds you of your crush- peter pan (lol ik im weird)
    Day 22 – The perfect date with your crush- walk on the beach and watch the susnet together:)
    Day 23 – An extra snippet about your crush- huh?
    Day 24 – A dream about your crush- i was at the mall and i was sitting by myself and he walked up to me and we started talking
    Day 25 – You + your crush’s history- none
    Day 26 – How your crush makes you feel- nervous, excited, happy
    Day 27 – Your crush’s biggest flaw- i dont know
    Day 28 – Last thing you said to your crush- (in person) have fun in foreign language
    Day 29 – What you love most about them- hes really cute and sweet
    Day 30 – Your crush’s name- coleby
    I'm just going to answer them all on here since I am too lazy to do these in 30 different days...

  6. myranda myranda
    posted a quote
    November 7, 2012 6:38pm UTC
    it really sucks when you like a boy more than you have ever liked any other boy in your whole life only to realize that hes "talking" to someone else I like this boy and i found this out today:(

  7. myranda myranda
    posted a quote
    October 28, 2012 10:04pm UTC
    Even if you dont like someone you should be nice to them because you NEVER know what they could be going through<3

  8. myranda myranda
    posted a quote
    August 27, 2012 4:31pm UTC
    scientists says the world is made up of Protons, Neutrons and Electrons they forgot to mention morons ;D

  9. myranda myranda
    posted a quote
    August 18, 2012 10:59pm UTC
    you know your lazy when your too lazy to sign in to favorite a quote

  10. myranda myranda
    posted a quote
    July 11, 2012 5:00pm UTC
    A dad came home drunk and mad,... ...he pulls out a gun and shoots his wife and turns to the gun himself and pulls the trigger. The little girl sits behind a couch crying. The police came and took the little girl to a new family, and she went to her first Sunday school at church. She walks past the building and sees a picture of Jesus on the cross. The little girl then ask's the teacher "How did that man get off the cross?" the Teacher replied "He never did" then the little girl argued "Yes he did. Because the night that my mommy and daddy died he sat next to me behind the couch, telling me everything was going to be alright". 66% of you won't post this, But remember what the bible say's "Deny me in front of your friends and i shall Deny you in front of my father". So re-post this

  11. myranda myranda
    posted a quote
    July 11, 2012 1:23am UTC
    does anybody else remember when they were little they sold wonderballs with the candy inside? i really miss those:(

  12. myranda myranda
    posted a quote
    July 11, 2012 1:14am UTC
    does anybody else remember when they were little they sold wonderballs with the candy inside? i really miss those:(

  13. myranda myranda
    posted a quote
    July 10, 2012 9:50pm UTC
    you know what would be really embarrassing? if you were in the hospital hooked up to a heart monitor and your crush came in and your heart started beating faster and faster when they didnt know you liked them

  14. myranda myranda
    posted a quote
    July 9, 2012 12:17am UTC
    im on a seafood diet
    i see food and i eat it!;D

  15. myranda myranda
    posted a quote
    July 7, 2012 2:14am UTC
    so tomorrow my mom and my bestfriends mom are going to take me and my bestfriend to see magic mike ohhh heck yessss;D

  16. myranda myranda
    posted a quote
    July 7, 2012 1:53am UTC
    so tomorrow my mom and my bestfriends mom are going to take me and my bestfriend to see magic mike ohhh heck yessss;D

  17. myranda myranda
    posted a quote
    June 13, 2012 8:49pm UTC
    im sick and tired of the hating one direction quotes they came out just when i was starting to get depressed and they helped me through it i love their music and they are just amazing in every single way possible they are unique in their own way and i really am tired of hearing people talk crap about them so please just stop it and leave them alone they are inspiring and if you dont like them dont listen to them but some of us actually do these boys helped me through much and im tired of reading the crap that haters put

  18. myranda myranda
    posted a quote
    May 4, 2012 3:26pm UTC
    so i was at school and we had to walk to the other school for this thing called the special olympics my brother didnt get to go so i explained to him how far we walked and my crush (his friend) was beside him and he didnt go either but as i explained this to my brother my crush was like i have to walk that far everyday and i was like yeah it sucks
    his reply? not really if you get over it, he said it in a rude voice </3

  19. myranda myranda
    posted a quote
    May 4, 2012 6:27am UTC
    when you dream about a guy you immediately like him ten times more than you did before you had the dream, or you even start to like a guy you never thought you would like

  20. myranda myranda
    posted a quote
    April 23, 2012 6:33pm UTC
    -goes to put food in the trash-
    mom: people in africa would love to have that food.
    me: cool, you want me to mail it to them?
    (not to be mean its just a joke)

:)

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