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mypersonaldairy

1. mypersonaldairy
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   May 10, 2015 10:10am UTC
   Dear Dairy,
   Me son, Patrick, and his lovely wife, Susan, brought the kids up to the farm today. The sun was out and Pammie baked us some gooey chocolate brownies and once again, everything was fine and dandy. The children got to ride the horses out in the paddock and played with Barnaby, me sheep dog. Us adults had some bubbly and laughed till the sun set. It was a real good day.
   -Farmer Feckle out home skillets.
   
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2. mypersonaldairy
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   May 9, 2015 5:11am UTC
   Dear Dairy,
   I slept in today since the rooster didn't wake me up. Lousy thing was too busy becoming a father now wasn't he. Either way I've had a very busy day today, tending to the farm. Goat didn't hit me in the backside and the cows were all fine and dandy. The sheep were the ones making a ruckus though. One followed me from the barn to the bedroom last night. I didn't realise till Pammie told me she heard bleating. I sent him back to the barn and the rest of the sheep thought I was going to feed them again and I couldn't just disappoint the bunch, so I fed them again. Any-who, time to hit the hay. Ahaha, not literally of course!- Ooh and I just remembered that the grand kids will be visiting tomorrow. I cannot wait!
   -Farmer Feckle out home skillets.
   
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3. mypersonaldairy
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   May 8, 2015 10:00am UTC
   Dear Dairy,
   Today I fed me cows some of that hay they never stop mooing about. After that I gave some of the goats a good milking and then after that bloody got head butted in the buttocks by little Billy didn't I? Nearly fell over and landed in a pile of his black balls of nasty. But all was well and I didn't end up in any pile of waste. I ended the day with Pammie's tasty lasagne and pavlova to go with. Marvellous. Or should I say...moovellous. Ahahah, sometimes I just can't help myself!
   -Farmer Feckle out home skillets.
   
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