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nikkibubble
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May 12, 2012 10:13pm UTC

When i start to like a band: "omg, i love them! But how am i gonna memorize all of them?"
Later in the obsession: "Yeah, thats them i can tell by their ear shape"

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thatguytimmy
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May 11, 2012 12:51pm UTC

Boy: imma go to sleep.
Girl: ok
Boy: i love you
Girl: i love you too bye
*hangs up*
...Girl sends text to boy saying "i dont want you to go"
Girl's phone rings
Girl: hello?
Boy: i decided you were more important than sleep :)
nmq

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cmxoxoxo13
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May 11, 2012 1:13pm UTC

Me: Ok I'm going to make my hair look good today!
Hair: Lol no don't even try.

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Ta_Da
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May 11, 2012 12:01pm UTC

Exactly One Year Ago A Boy In My School Told Everyone He Was Gay.
Everyone Teased Him And Told Him To Go Die.
He Commited Suicide Yesterday.
If I Can Get 20 Faves I'll Know Witty Still Has A Heart.
R.I.P Danny <\3

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*trop chic*
posted a quote
May 10, 2012 8:11pm UTC

Always be positive.
*Trips down the stairs.*
ME: "Whew, I got down those stairs fast!"

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Halliwellhottie7
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May 11, 2012 5:14pm UTC

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dancerxo123
posted a quote
May 10, 2012 8:30pm UTC

When you're talking,
And, you're gum just decides to awkwardly do a suicide jump.
nmf

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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MissTomlinson
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April 12, 2012 11:05am UTC

My soul mate? It’s Gotta Be You.
I Should’ve Kissed You when we stayed Up All Night together.
I Want Everything About You.
I can’t keep making the Same Mistakes.
I Wish I could Stand Up and Save You Tonight because You Stole My Heart.
It’s Moments like these when I wish I were in Another World where you weren’t Taken.
We're like Na Na Na, and I want More Than This. But I’m Torn.
When you told me you loved me, you Told Me A Lie.
But, you've just got this One Thing,
And that's What Makes You Beautiful.
♥

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sophsunflower12
posted a quote
April 11, 2012 8:56pm UTC

how many R's
are there?

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ThinkingOutLoud
posted a quote
April 12, 2012 7:23am UTC

Butterflies can't see their wings.
They can't see how truly beautiful they are,
but everyone else can.
People are like that as well.

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sme927
posted a quote
April 11, 2012 7:16pm UTC

When someone says your pretty and you're just like,
stop lying to me.

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Jade672

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April 11, 2012 5:17pm UTC

It's fine
If I were you, i'd pick her too.

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twilightgirl995
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April 11, 2012 9:37pm UTC

Mom: I wish I was as pretty as you when I was your age!
Parents Friends: How many boys do you have chasing after you now?
Grandparents: Look at our beautiful granddaughter! How many hearts have you broken this week?
School: Someone touch it with a stick so we know it doesn't bite.

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伤*
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April 4, 2012 1:49pm UTC

"I am the most jealous boy in the world,
when i'm with my girlfriend.
i always kiss her so that people
know that she is mine."
- Zayn Malk
Format Credit to OneDirection

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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伤*
posted a quote
April 5, 2012 6:26am UTC

It doesn't matter how you look or
what shape you are
every girl is beautiful
- Harry Styles♥
format credit to OneDirection

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Mrs_ZaynMalik69_1D
posted a quote
February 18, 2012 7:01pm UTC

One Direction things#25
The boys once played a trick on Harry and told him that Zayn was leaving the band.
They all played along, Harry believed them and cried for hours
Mrs_ZaynMalik69_1D
♥
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Mrs_ZaynMalik69_1D
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February 20, 2012 1:35pm UTC

One Direction things#62
All the boys agree that Harry would be the best boyfriend because he would give up everything and give the world to his girl.
Mrs_ZaynMalik69_1D
♥
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Mrs_ZaynMalik69_1D
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February 21, 2012 12:52pm UTC

One Direction things#69
Louis once saw Harry and a girl getting close in Harry's room,
so to ruin it, he ran in and shouted 'HELLO!' and ran out.
Mrs_ZaynMalik69_1D
♥
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