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happiest*
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August 2, 2013 2:26pm UTC

do people in real life get pushed against a wall and kissed passionately does this actually happen because if so i need it to happen to me

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happiest*
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September 17, 2013 2:02pm UTC

do you ever just want to go outside in the middle of the night and walk around and not actually do anything just observe and think and stuff

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sugarfreak
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March 1, 2013 1:43am UTC

One day I'm going to wake up, roll over on my side,
and kiss the love of my life good morning
♥ ♥ ♥

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*Elena;~ ♥*
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September 12, 2013 4:56pm UTC

It’s ok Miley
Everybody makes mistakes
Everybody has those days

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Hale_Storm18
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August 4, 2013 5:43pm UTC

The scariest thing about dating someone is that you will either break up with or end up marrying that person.

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glitter162*
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May 13, 2013 7:18pm UTC

I never understood why 6 got
so upset when 7 8 9, but then I remembered that 6 and 9 have a special relationship.

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heyitscooper
posted a quote
April 28, 2013 9:02pm UTC

I asked my best friend to prom today. This is how it happened:
Early in the morning, her parents let me into her room, where I layed out some rose pedals, and put a stuffed animal bear next to her pillow, holding her favorite candy, Reese's. I led a trail to the backdoor, where I left a dozen roses in a vase, with a handwritten card, with clues on it. The whole day, she had to follow these "clues". At the end of the day, the clues led her to my house, to my pool. In my pool, my mum decorated it with those candles on pedals that float in the water. On each one, was a rose flower. As she neared the pool, she spotted hanging lights from my balcony that read "Prom?" I was on the balcony in a tux with a light purple bowtie, her favorite color.
When I spotted her, my heart jumped, and I sprinted downstairs to the backyard. In my hand was a bouquet of flowers. When she saw me, she was crying, and I'll never forget the smile on her face. I went up to her, smiling, and said "Kate, will you go to prom with me?"
SHE SAID YES!!!!

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glitter162*
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September 1, 2013 4:18pm UTC

You hear a noise.
It's a soft clink followed by footsteps in your yard. You spring to your feet, and race to the door. Flinging it open wide, you race to your backyard. There, you see one thing, and one thing only: a spilled milkshake. Happy tears fill your eyes as you gingerly pick up the milkshake. The wind blows your hair back as you stare off into the sunset and whisper softly to yourself: The boys were here.

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BlackButterflies
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March 26, 2013 4:59am UTC

...my mother just accidentally set my birthday cake on fire while attempting to light the candles.

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macccy_xo
posted a quote
June 5, 2013 3:07pm UTC

"dude look at the personality on that girl"
"dang man i'd talk to her all night long"

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bye*
posted a quote
August 5, 2013 5:45pm UTC

My friend and her bf just broke up and she called me crying and I was all like “You’re going to fall in love so many times before you find the one you’ll be with forever. So think of it this way; you’re one heartbreak closer to happily ever after." and I think she thought I was being deep and insightful, but really I was quoting wizards of waverly place

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happiest*
posted a quote
May 11, 2013 1:53pm UTC

it sucks having a beautiful bestfriend.
she's perfect. all the guys love her,
and you're just you.

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BlackButterflies
posted a quote
May 16, 2013 11:53pm UTC

cute boy: what time is it?
me: thursday.
him: ...
me: ..nailed it.

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BlackButterflies
posted a quote
September 28, 2013 7:15pm UTC

so there's "hey you're cute, i'd make out with you" crushes
but then there's "my god you're so cute i'd make out with you and hold your hand and buy you stupid presents and meet your family and watch movies with you and please text me first i just want to hug you forever you smell really good" crushes

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BlackButterflies
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October 17, 2013 1:37am UTC

yesterday in science my teacher walked past just as i was discussing how quickly acid would dissolve a human body (shhh i'm a writer i know things) and he gave me a really weird look but then i said "okay i swear i'm not a serial killer" and he laughed and said ok
(i feel like now is the time to mention that i am doing an art project that
involves a lot of still lifes with skulls etc.)
today, i walked around a corner and he was there.
i was holding a cow's skull, a sheep's skull, two leg bones, a section of a spine, five feet of rope and a length of chain.
good god.

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
June 6, 2013 2:31pm UTC

let us have a moment of silence
for those who unknowingly dated and broke up with a future celebrity

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
February 16, 2013 4:35pm UTC

There is
a huge difference
between genuinely liking someone
and liking the attention they give you
and it took me a long time to realize that.

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posted a quote
January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

This quote does not exist.

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XxCatchxMexX
posted a quote
November 22, 2012 11:00pm UTC

Honestly,
I want you to stay around

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ThatOneGirl_brokenhearted
posted a quote
November 22, 2012 11:03pm UTC

I'm in love with him, don't ask me why.
I don't even know. All I know is that he
makes me happier than I've ever been.
He gives me butterflies; and when we talk,
Everythimg makes sense to me, i t a l l j u s t f a l l s i n t o p l a c e.
He's everything I need.
I love everything about him.

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