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musicismyboyfriendd

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Member Since: 29 Jul 2012 09:34pm

Last Seen: 21 Dec 2012 07:45pm

Location: District 12

Gender: F

user id: 321396

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sorry im obsessed!
 
please enjoy this pole dancing bunny xD
 


    
-Felicia<3

 
  1. musicismyboyfriendd musicismyboyfriendd
    posted a quote
     October 8, 2012 4:36pm UTC
    When a fly lands on the screen
    & you try to scare it away with the cursor
    👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 37 points
  2. musicismyboyfriendd musicismyboyfriendd
    posted a quote
     September 1, 2012 8:08pm UTC
    "How did you get that scar?"
    "Well, I was all like "Come at me bro!"... and he did."
    👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 5 points
  3. musicismyboyfriendd musicismyboyfriendd
    posted a quote
     September 1, 2012 8:01pm UTC
    My Pokemon bring all the nerds to the yard, and their like "Do you wanna trade cards?" Damn right! I wanna trade cards, give me Pikachu, with electric charge!
    👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 3 points
  4. musicismyboyfriendd musicismyboyfriendd
    posted a quote
     September 1, 2012 7:58pm UTC
    Parent: Who are you texting?
    Me: Jake, from Statefarm.
    👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 23 points
  5. musicismyboyfriendd musicismyboyfriendd
    posted a quote
     September 1, 2012 2:02pm UTC
    When normal people flirt: You're cute.
    When I flirt: So... you like salads? ;)
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  6. musicismyboyfriendd musicismyboyfriendd
    posted a quote
     August 31, 2012 9:51pm UTC
    Mom: Why is your room so messy?
    Me: So that if someone comes in and tries to kill me, they'll trip over something and die
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  7. musicismyboyfriendd musicismyboyfriendd
    posted a quote
     August 31, 2012 9:29pm UTC
    SpongeBob: Patrick, you're a genius!
    Patrick: Yeah I get called that a lot
    SpongeBob: What, a genius?
    Patrick: No, Patrick.
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  8. musicismyboyfriendd musicismyboyfriendd
    posted a quote
     August 31, 2012 9:16pm UTC
    me: why am i so funny?
    me: i don't know
    me: *laughs*
    me: *sighs*
    👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 182 points
  9. musicismyboyfriendd musicismyboyfriendd
    posted a quote
     August 6, 2012 3:27pm UTC
    McDonald's being the offical restaurant of the Olympics is like smoking being the offical medicine of cancer e.O
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  10. musicismyboyfriendd musicismyboyfriendd
    posted a quote
     July 30, 2012 9:00pm UTC
    In a bad mood:
    -take a shower
    -look yourself in the mirror
    -eat something with sugar
    -volume up the music
    -smile baby(:
    try it ♥ i dare you
    👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 1 point
  11. musicismyboyfriendd musicismyboyfriendd
    posted a quote
     July 29, 2012 9:58pm UTC
    "My friend has 6 locks on her door. She said her theory is to only lock 3. That way if a thief tries to pick the locks, he'll always be locking 3 of them no matter how he does it."
    Ahhh i see what you did there!
    👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 18 points
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