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Music Is My Freedom*

  1. Emma Is Not My Name* Emma Is Not My Name*
    posted a quote
    August 20, 2014 5:18pm UTC
    I'd rather be hated for who I am than be loved for who I am not.
    -Kurt Cobain

  2. *Elena;~ ♥* *Elena;~ ♥*
    posted a quote
    March 31, 2014 4:39pm UTC
    Cute things to call your girlfriend/boyfriend
    Sugar
    Honey
    Flour
    Egg
    1/2lb Butter
    Stir
    Pour into pan
    Preheat to 350°

  3. Renegade* Renegade*
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    March 31, 2014 4:48pm UTC
    Because the nerves in your back are so far apart, if you touch two pencils off your back very close together, you will only feel one.

  4. Jonutzisinthehouse Jonutzisinthehouse
    posted a quote
    March 31, 2014 4:58pm UTC
    Times a loophole...developed over seconds of experience.
    If we dont look around once in awhile we'll be dead before we know it

  5. Jonutzisinthehouse Jonutzisinthehouse
    posted a quote
    March 31, 2014 5:01pm UTC
    I hate when people say... " some girls are beautiful".......no no NO! ALL GIRLS ARE BEauTiFuL

  6. Just an average kid* Just an average kid*
    posted a quote
    March 31, 2014 5:54pm UTC
    I don't really give a damn if:
    •Those shoes were soooo last year
    •That girl is wearing the same shirt
    •The most popular girl is going out with the third person this week
    •The most popular girl broke up with a boy.... again
    •I have an essay due in two days (I still have plenty of time)
    But if there's no more food in the fridge?
    CALL THE FUDGING POLICE 911 I NEED ASSISTANCE THIS IS AN EMERGENCY I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL AM I ON PUNK'D BECAUSE THIS ISN'T FUNNY OH MY GOSH I'M GOING TO DIE FROM STARVATION

  7. SuperNovaChic SuperNovaChic
    posted a quote
    March 31, 2014 6:49pm UTC
    If I committed a crime the investigators wouldn't be able to get my prints because my fingertips are always covered in Doritos dust. XD

  8. PrimarilyParamore* PrimarilyParamore*
    posted a quote
    March 31, 2014 6:49pm UTC
    Reasons Why My Life's so Weird:
    So today afterschool I had walked to across the street from my school and decided to step into this alley so I could wait for my Grammy to pick me up. Anyway all these kids were passing when this group of guys were walking past me. When a boy towards the end of the group and closest to me stop, looked at me and asked,"Do you have a lighter?"
    I replied, "uh No."
    Then one of the guy's friend turned around and asked, "Does she look like she would have one??"and then the first guy while walking away says, "Are you kidding? She's definetley smuggling some c0caine."

  9. SuperNovaChic SuperNovaChic
    posted a quote
    March 31, 2014 8:28pm UTC
    I wish I could have been bitten by a radioactive confident person.

  10. Carla Crahan.* Carla Crahan.*
    posted a quote
    March 31, 2014 8:21pm UTC
    Before Divergent
    <3
    After Divergent
    <4

  11. gigox3mari gigox3mari
    posted a quote
    March 31, 2014 9:49pm UTC
    College Has Taught Me:
    *Never take a sip of water out of an open water bottle without smelling it first.
    *Drink a glass of water for every alcoholic drink you consume = no hangover.
    *NEVER take 8 am classes. Impossible to physically function.
    *It doesn't matter how much sleep you get. You're always tired.
    *Always nap when you have the chance.
    *People are kind and respectful, and for the most part accepting of everyone.
    *It's totally normal to sit by yourself in the dining hall.
    *There are always going to be people who are smarter than you, & that's ok. Be friends with them.
    *If you do something stupid, chances are people will forget about it within a few days.
    *If you have an awkward hook up with someone, don't be suprised if you see them around campus. At some point you will. I promise.
    *That I love it so much better here than I do at home.
    *There are hot and attractive people everywhere you go. Especially the gym.
    *The freshman 15 is SO REAL. Eat healthy and workout!
    *There is NOT as much drama in college as there is in high school. Point blank.
    *You will feel pressured to drink and smoke, but don't feel like you HAVE to.
    *High school didn't prepare me at all.
    *You really do make amazing friends that last.
    *One of the best experiences you'll ever have.
    UMass Amherst '17

  12. TellitTotheFrogs* TellitTotheFrogs*
    posted a quote
    March 31, 2014 10:17pm UTC
    april fools is everyday for me cause my life's a joke.

  13. thisgirljamie thisgirljamie
    posted a quote
    March 31, 2014 10:30pm UTC
    If you care about someone,
    or even find them attractive,
    tell them.
    You never know if you'll ever get that chance again

  14. capsized* capsized*
    posted a quote
    March 31, 2014 10:42pm UTC
    that universal look of disappointment dentists give you when they ask if you’ve been flossing

  15. Vanessa15* Vanessa15*
    posted a quote
    March 23, 2014 2:14am UTC
    Just because others problems are
    worse than ours, It doesn't mean ours
    doesn't matter.

  16. Vanessa15* Vanessa15*
    posted a quote
    March 25, 2014 7:00am UTC
    If im bored, i open up the fridge 9 times i a row.

  17. Vanessa15* Vanessa15*
    posted a quote
    March 26, 2014 1:50am UTC
    I can't imagine a
    world without
    music

  18. Vanessa15* Vanessa15*
    posted a quote
    March 27, 2014 2:11am UTC
    Imagine if all of us wittans went to a school together :)

  19. Vanessa15* Vanessa15*
    posted a quote
    March 29, 2014 7:39pm UTC
    That awkward moment when your being sarcastic and someone beleives you


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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