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  1. hermione23katniss hermione23katniss
    posted a quote
    July 15, 2012 12:48pm UTC
    When I was a kid, I knew Shia LaBeouf
    as "Louis Stevens" from Even Stevens.
    Not as "Sam Witwicky" in Transformers.

  2. mwittym mwittym
    posted a quote
    July 15, 2012 6:26pm UTC
    Jenna Marbles
    needs to get her own talk show on T.V.

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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  4. Lauren3202 Lauren3202
    posted a quote
    July 15, 2012 1:06pm UTC
    My Thoughts in the Shower
    Me: I'm so pale.
    Me: Where did the universe come from?
    Me: *text text text*
    Me: When was the last time someone cleaned this bathtub...
    Me: I'm hungry.
    Me: *text text text*
    Me: AHHHH! Soap in my eye!
    Me: *Mentally plans out will*
    Me: *blinks*
    Me: I'm alive!!
    Me: I must be super human.

  5. cheetah678 cheetah678
    posted a quote
    July 15, 2012 8:57am UTC
    Money c a n t b u y h a p p y n e s s...
    But i'd much rather cry in a mansion. 0.o

  6. xHello xHello
    posted a quote
    July 15, 2012 1:09pm UTC
    Hi babe, what are you doing?
    Nothing much, just really tired, about to go to sleep now. What about you?
    In the club. Standing behind you.

  7. xHello xHello
    posted a quote
    July 15, 2012 2:49pm UTC
    People Who Think They Are Photographers
    Professional Photographers
    Teenagers with cameras

  8. Lorcan Lorcan
    posted a quote
    July 15, 2012 10:26am UTC
    girls: but I'm always going to put my friends before him lolz xo
    girls: o ya and my boy HAS to be perfect and he HAS to automatically know when I'm on my period so he can buy me tamponz and flowerrzz and chocolate LAWLZ and he HAS to watch The Notebook with me EVERY DAY and he HAS to buy me presents and he HAS to look just like Harry Styles and he HAS to text me back within 1.5 seconds and he HAS to hang out with me all day every day and he HAS to give me his jacket when i'm cold cuz i'm too stupid to bring my own jacket xoxoxoxoxoxoxo IS DAT 2 MUCH 2 ASK 4 :((((((((((((((((((((((((((
    boys: i just want a girl..

  9. pleasespeaktomyface pleasespeaktomyface
    posted a quote
    July 15, 2012 10:28am UTC
    I keep saying, "Single Pringle,"
    But pringles aren't single at all. They're constantly spooning. Slutty crisps.

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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  11. mylittlesecret13 mylittlesecret13
    posted a quote
    July 15, 2012 11:04am UTC
    Fun idea #1
    don't have kids? hire a babysitter anyways, say the kid is asleep and not to be woken. when you return, ask where your child is.

  12. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    July 15, 2012 12:19pm UTC
    Jesus: I can't believe I died for your sins so people can wear crocs.

  13. springerspaniel1 springerspaniel1
    posted a quote
    July 15, 2012 11:57am UTC
    just think:
    one day, we will all be married and have a big happy family and we will all forget about witty. I say we all come back on on July 15, 2025 and we will see how everyones doing! who's with me?! this would be so cool

  14. Sunny1703 Sunny1703
    posted a quote
    July 15, 2012 3:18pm UTC
    I bet there's going to be more teenagers;
    at the premiere of Monsters Inc. 2 than little kids.

  15. 伤* 伤*
    posted a quote
    July 15, 2012 8:44am UTC
    Interviewer: Who would you most like do duet with?
    Liam: Niall!
    Niall: Liam, I'm in a band with you!
    Liam: Oh yeah

  16. xHello xHello
    posted a quote
    July 15, 2012 12:39pm UTC
    Parents: I'm in a bad mood, I think i'll go yell at my kids so they're in a bad mood too

  17. xkeepshiningx xkeepshiningx
    posted a quote
    March 18, 2012 9:46am UTC
    If I'm louder,
    would you see me.

  18. mushii mushii
    posted a quote
    March 4, 2012 10:46am UTC
    forgeterr's signature format. Please don't remove credit. Or I will hunt you down. You do NOT want to get on my bad side.
    We all have one friend..
    Who's laugh is funnier than the actual joke.

  19. LookingThroughMyHazelEyes LookingThroughMyHazelEyes
    posted a quote
    March 3, 2012 3:29pm UTC
    If Cinderella's shoe fits perfectly,
    then why did it fall off?

  20. mitzee mitzee
    posted a quote
    January 9, 2012 4:53pm UTC
    My tummy needs to be flatter, My boobs need to be bigger,
    My brain needs to be smarter, My face needs to be prettier,
    My hair needs to be straighter, My theighs need to be skinnier,
    My teeth need to be whiter, My nails need to be longer,
    My skin needs to be tanner, My nose needs to be smaller,
    My voice neeeds to be cheerier, Everything must be Perfect.


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