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  1. awittyguy awittyguy
    posted a quote
    November 29, 2012 8:27pm UTC
    Who else remembers?.
    (Hold cursor over quote)

  2. MsHoran MsHoran
    posted a quote
    August 24, 2012 6:15pm UTC
    Me in my head: GET OUT OF MY WAY PEASANTS! ONE FABULOUS B/TCH IS COMING THROUGH!!
    Me in reality: *awkwardly dodges people and trips into a wall*

  3. butterflykisses66 butterflykisses66
    posted a quote
    August 24, 2012 7:03pm UTC
    You are my sunshine
    My only sunshine
    You make me happy
    when skies are gray
    format by julietechoecho
    You'll never know, dear
    how much i love you.
    Oh, please dont take
    My sunshine away
    format by julietechoecho

  4. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    August 19, 2012 2:54pm UTC
    I wish
    you would sneak up behind me,
    wishper in my ear,
    and tell me all the things
    I've been dying to hear...

  5. Look_out_a_stalker Look_out_a_stalker
    posted a quote
    August 19, 2012 7:06pm UTC
    I'm pretty sure my neighbor thinks im a stalker.
    He wrote it on facebook, twitter, his blog
    and even in
    both of his journals.

  6. StrawberryCheesecake StrawberryCheesecake
    posted a quote
    August 19, 2012 12:04pm UTC
    Dear Justin Bieber Haters,
    I owe my life to Justin.
    On August 12th 2011,
    I was in a terrbible car carsh.
    I was in a coma for 6 six months.
    My nurse switched on the radio
    and it was it was playing
    a Justin Bieber song.
    I got up
    to switch off the radio.

  7. Solalapo Solalapo
    posted a quote
    August 14, 2012 5:46pm UTC
    Boy: HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!
    Girl: OMG, What did you get me!?
    Boy: See that pink Mercedes?
    Girl: OMG YES!!!
    Boy: I got you a toothbrush, the same color
    Girl:-_-

  8. fruitygirl11 fruitygirl11
    posted a quote
    August 14, 2012 8:05pm UTC
    X
    +
    *Random pigeon doin its thang*
    me: KEVVIIIINNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    CookieDoughFormats

  9. cutie314xo cutie314xo
    posted a quote
    August 14, 2012 11:13am UTC
    you see all these people on here who are 'witty famous'
    i'd love to log on and have 4 notifications , never mind 400+
    4 would be all it would take to make my day

  10. DarylJr114 DarylJr114
    posted a quote
    August 14, 2012 5:11pm UTC
    Drake and Josh: setting high expectations for cool bedrooms since 2004.

  11. courtneylol_* courtneylol_*
    posted a quote
    August 14, 2012 12:44pm UTC
    Here's to the Wittians
    that aren't noticed every d ay.

    nmf
    fformat from imthetypeofgirl

  12. Arrowzx Arrowzx
    posted a quote
    August 14, 2012 8:06pm UTC
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  13. BriBri27 BriBri27
    posted a quote
    August 14, 2012 10:14am UTC
    Harry: Hey I Just Met you
    Me: HOLYFUUCKINGSHIIT
    Harry: And this is crazy
    Me: OMG OMG OMG OMG
    Harry: So here's my number
    Me: AHHHHHHHH
    Harry: So give it to your mother maybe?
    Me: ..............

  14. Screaming Screaming
    posted a quote
    August 14, 2012 12:35pm UTC
    "Somebody's cranky."
    "Somebody needs to shut up."

  15. ChasingDreams ChasingDreams
    posted a quote
    August 11, 2012 9:08pm UTC
    I'm not clumsy,
    It's just the floor hates me,
    The tables and chairs are bullies,
    And the wall always gets in the way

  16. WhisperInTheDark WhisperInTheDark
    posted a quote
    August 12, 2012 12:07am UTC
    When my Grandparents were asked, how they managed to stay together for sixty-five years, my granny replied, 'We were born in a time where if something broke, you fixed it; not throw it away.'  ♥

  17. TheGirlWhoLived TheGirlWhoLived
    posted a quote
    August 12, 2012 1:05pm UTC
    Plot twist: Victoria has no secret

  18. EdwardScissorhands EdwardScissorhands
    posted a quote
    August 11, 2012 7:17pm UTC
    You're my best friend,
    and I will continue to be there for you,
    even if you're hardly ever there
    for me.

  19. D0ri20 D0ri20
    posted a quote
    August 12, 2012 2:26pm UTC
    When a teacher passes by during
    a test & you cover up your answers so that they can't see how stupid you are ♥

  20. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    August 12, 2012 3:46pm UTC
    It's hard to pretend
    to be friends with someone special
    when every time you look at that person,
    all you see is everything you want to have...

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