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  1. mtndewhm* mtndewhm*
    posted a quote
    January 7, 2014 11:47am UTC
    It's -3 degrees out right now and I don't have a boyfriend so no cuddles for me and my dog looks kind of mad at me tbh i think it's because I haven't fed him or watered him but it's not my fault the damn pipes froze oops I'm bored I should probably be doing my bio homework since I'm failing but oh well who needs bio am i right

  2. mtndewhm* mtndewhm*
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    January 6, 2014 8:56pm UTC
    OK SINCE NONE OF YOU JOINED MY EVIL APPLES GAME I JUST TWEETED ABOUT IT
    I still love you guys.

  3. mtndewhm* mtndewhm*
    posted a quote
    January 6, 2014 8:35pm UTC
    Do any of you guys have evil apples?

  4. mtndewhm* mtndewhm*
    posted a quote
    January 6, 2014 8:32pm UTC
    I was in class today and the teacher was in the hall by the door and this kid named Alex walked by and the teacher stops him and says "phone" and the kid pulled his phone out of his pocket LIKE HOW DID THE TEACHER DO THAT MY GOD JESUS HOW

  5. mtndewhm* mtndewhm*
    posted a quote
    January 6, 2014 8:27pm UTC
    I really want to start YouTube but you see here's my list of problems.
    -I don't have that kind of confidence
    -I have a camera, but it doesn't have sound (idek)
    -I'm too broke to buy a new camera
    -That is all

  6. mtndewhm* mtndewhm*
    posted a quote
    January 6, 2014 8:14pm UTC
    confessions .
    [] I'm straight.
    [] I'm gay.
    [x] I'm bi-curious
    [] I'm easy.
    [] I do wear make up.
    [x]When I walk by mirrors, I can't help but look.
    [x] When I walk by mirrors, I like what I see
    [x] When I walk by mirrors, I hate what I see.
    [] I wear a bra to bed
    [] I sleep naked
    [] I wear toe nail polish.
    [] I have cried at a movie theater.
    [x] I've purposely talked to a guy my boyfriend didn't like. (Not to irritate him, me and the guy were friends)
    [x] I love chocolate covered pretzels.
    [x] Getting a flower makes me smile, especially for no reason.
    [] I've wrecked a car.
    [] I can't put mascara on without opening my mouth.
    [] I'd do anything for that special guy
    [] I get jealous easily
    [x] I love cuddling.
    [x] I think Johnny Depp is sexy. ;D
    [x] I’ve gotten a detention.
    [x] I've gotten suspended.
    [] I've gotten expelled.
    [x] I love to laugh.
    [x] I like rock.
    [] I like death/grind/black metal.
    [] I like rap.
    [] I like techno.
    [] I like country.
    [] I carry a purse.
    [] I'd be lost without my cell phone.
    [x] I'd be lost without my mp3/CD player/iPod.
    [] I own/did own a Spice Girls CD.
    [] I own/did own a Britney Spears CD.
    [x] I own/did own a boy band CD. (Jonas brothers)
    [x] Football isn't boring.
    [x] I love athletic boys.
    [x] I love skater guys.
    [x] I love punk guys.
    [] I love gangsta guys.
    [] I love emo guys.
    [] I love gothic guys.
    [] I love geeky guys.
    [] I love country guys.
    [x] I love guys that are just themselves.
    [x] Guys are confusing
    [x] I've been called a tease.
    [x] I've been called a slutt
    [x] I've been called a bad influence.
    [] Lip gloss is better than lipstick.
    [] I can't leave the house without makeup. (mascara & eyeliner)
    [] I play video games, even when there are other people around.
    [x] My friends are the best, and they're important to me.
    [x] I would do anything for my friends.
    [x] I smoke way too much.
    [x] I drink way too much.
    [] I have a tattoo.
    [] I have piercings other than my ears.

  7. mtndewhm* mtndewhm*
    posted a quote
    January 4, 2014 9:46pm UTC
    Too punk for math not punk enough for meth.

  8. mtndewhm* mtndewhm*
    posted a quote
    January 4, 2014 9:43pm UTC
    People think I'm cruel but really I have the heart of a child.
    Four or five of them actually, I collect them.

  9. mtndewhm* mtndewhm*
    posted a quote
    January 4, 2014 9:41pm UTC
    Can we talk about Alex Gaskarths vocabulary? I need a dãmn dictionary everytime I listen to All Time Low.

  10. mtndewhm* mtndewhm*
    posted a quote
    January 4, 2014 9:39pm UTC
    You give me a bõner
    not a penîs bóner
    but a böner in my heart
    a heart on
    an affection erection

  11. mtndewhm* mtndewhm*
    posted a quote
    January 4, 2014 9:37pm UTC
    People with funny laughs are the best because once they start laughing they laugh really cute and funny and then they start laughing at how funny their laugh is and then they laugh at how long they've been laughing and they can't stop laughing and keep finding something funny to laugh about and it goes on and on and keeps getting funnier and eventually they're laughing so hard they can't breathe and they pass out and your prey is finally vulnerable to be feasted upon by your young.

  12. mtndewhm* mtndewhm*
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    January 4, 2014 9:33pm UTC
    I HOPE YOU MEET YOUR FAVORITE BAND MEMBER AND GET MARRIED ONE DAY unless it's my favorite band member, you can fúck off then.

  13. mtndewhm* mtndewhm*
    posted a quote
    January 4, 2014 9:29pm UTC
    And Satan said,
    "I will put good bands on both sides of the poster."

  14. mtndewhm* mtndewhm*
    posted a quote
    January 4, 2014 9:27pm UTC
    Friend: The drummers in a band are always the ugly ones.
    Me: I will slap you in the face with Mike Fuentes.

  15. mtndewhm* mtndewhm*
    posted a quote
    January 4, 2014 9:24pm UTC
    Why did the punk kid cross the street?
    To get the hèll outta town

  16. mtndewhm* mtndewhm*
    posted a quote
    January 4, 2014 9:22pm UTC
    My new years resolutions:
    1. Be more punk rock
    2. eat whatever the fack I want
    3. Go to more concerts
    4. Run a mile in under 10 minutes
    5. World domination
    6. Learn guitar

  17. mtndewhm* mtndewhm*
    posted a quote
    January 4, 2014 9:20pm UTC
    My new years resolutions:
    1. Be more punk rock
    2. eat whatever the fack I want
    3. Go to more concerts
    4. Run a mile in under 10 minutes
    5. World domination
    6. Learn guitar

  18. mtndewhm* mtndewhm*
    posted a quote
    January 4, 2014 9:17pm UTC
    Dear bands I like,
    Please don't break up this year. I need you.

  19. mtndewhm* mtndewhm*
    posted a quote
    January 4, 2014 9:09pm UTC
    I have an uncanny ability to take jokes too far and make all my friends uncomfortable.

  20. mtndewhm* mtndewhm*
    posted a quote
    January 4, 2014 6:18pm UTC
    Get in the van loser we're starting a punk rock band

:)

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