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  1. mtndewhm* mtndewhm*
    posted a quote
    February 2, 2014 7:51pm UTC
    Why was that coke commercial singing in all different languages if it was a song about america

  2. mtndewhm* mtndewhm*
    posted a quote
    January 31, 2014 7:17am UTC
    I have pink eye

  3. mtndewhm* mtndewhm*
    posted a quote
    January 28, 2014 8:59pm UTC
    Remember kids, if a stranger offers you drugs
    say thank you because drugs are expensive

  4. mtndewhm* mtndewhm*
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    January 27, 2014 8:01pm UTC
    I have a male friend who's really good at guessing bra sizes
    in my group of friends he got 4/5 of us right.

  5. mtndewhm* mtndewhm*
    posted a quote
    January 26, 2014 7:56pm UTC
    Wow it's that time again!!!! Story time!
    I read all of the Harry Potter books except the last one. I got half way through it and just stopped. Why? Because I got bored. So now I see all these quotes about how it ended and I have no desire to finish it. At all. I'd prefer to just live in my own little unfished fan fiction world were no one has to die.
    Maybe I will write Harry Potter fanfiction.
    Yeah, that's a good idea, I didn't even finish the series, read the books through once each and only watched like 4 of the movies. It's be like fanfiction that takes place right after Sirius dies or before he dies like he wouldn't have to die in my fanfic.
    ....
    Well I guess I'm going to go write sh/tty fanfiction now so I can post it on wattpad later with my other sh/tty fanfiction...
    I didn't start this quote wanting to write fanfiction but damn ok then

  6. mtndewhm* mtndewhm*
    posted a quote
    January 26, 2014 2:50pm UTC
    "It's dark, I'm scared"
    Don't worry babe, I got this
    *Stomps foot*
    *Sketchers light up*

  7. mtndewhm* mtndewhm*
    posted a quote
    January 26, 2014 2:48pm UTC
    Thank god my burning hatred for humanity keeps me warm throughout these cold winter months

  8. mtndewhm* mtndewhm*
    posted a quote
    January 25, 2014 9:56pm UTC
    Would it be ok if I took your breath away?

  9. mtndewhm* mtndewhm*
    posted a quote
    January 24, 2014 7:18pm UTC
    I hate the way I get when I can’t handle bad news.
    It feels like I’ve been an åsshole for months.
    All I’ve got left are these handfuls of fùck you and man,
    that’s never enough.

  10. mtndewhm* mtndewhm*
    posted a quote
    January 23, 2014 9:15pm UTC
    Something that I don't think you guys realize is that being awkward isn't the same as social anxiety.
    Being awkward is having difficulty in social situations, you can deal with them just fine, you're just not good at it. You have trouble making friends and talking to people you don't know.
    Social anxiety is not being able to be in social situations. You can't go in public without major difficulty. You likely can't talk to people outside of your immediate family, and then still have difficulty.
    Lots of people post that fake/real awkward sh/t, but the "real" awkward your posting isn't even f/cking right. That "real" awkward you're posting is social anxiety, not awkward.

  11. mtndewhm* mtndewhm*
    posted a quote
    January 19, 2014 7:24pm UTC
    Think of the last person who said I love you, do you think they meant it? My friend AJ and yes I believe she did
    Would you date an 18-year-old at the age you are now? Yeah sure
    When’s the last time you were aggravated and happy at the same time? AT CHURCH CAMP YESTERDAY BECAUSE WE WERE OUTSIDE IN THE SNOW AND I WAS FROZED AND THE GUY I'M SORT OF INTO BUT NOT THAT INTO HUGGED ME
    Would you ever smile at a stranger? Sure
    Is there someone mad because you’re dating/talking to the person you are? Well I'm single
    Have you heard a song that reminds you of someone today? Yeah
    What exactly are you wearing right now? Black sweatpants and a green t shirt
    How often do you listen to music? Whenever possible
    Do you wear jeans or sweats more? Jeans
    Are you a social or an antisocial person? Anti
    Have you ever kissed someone whose name begins with the letter ‘A’? Yeah
    What about ‘R’? On the cheek. And his nickname starts with 'R' not his name name.
    Can you drive a stick shift? Nope
    Do you care if people talk badly about you? Depends on who they are
    Are you going out of town soon? Probably not
    When was the last time you cried? I don't remember
    Have you ever told someone you loved them? Yeah
    If you could change your eye color, would you? I'd make them brighter
    Is there a boy who you would do absolutely everything for? Probably not. Not right now, anyway.
    Name something you dislike about the day you’re having. We're having fish for dinner.
    Is it cute when guys kiss you on your forehead? Yes!!
    Are you dating the last person you talked to? Nope, I'm single
    What are you sitting on right now? A couch. And I'm laying down
    Does anyone regularly (other than family) tell you they love you? Yes! My friends
    Have you ever wanted someone you couldn’t have? Who hasn't?
    Who was the last person you talked to before you went to bed last night? AJ
    Do you get a lot of colds? I'm always sick.
    Where is the shirt you are wearing from? School
    Does anyone hate you? I don't know probably
    Do you have any empty alcohol bottles hidden somewhere in your room? Not empty ones. And they're not really hidden.
    Do you like watching scary movies? Yes but I always regret it. I need someone to cuddle me after watchig them but I'm single and my family won't do it. Someone cuddle me.
    Do you want your tongue pierced? Nah
    If you had to delete one year of your life completely, which would it be? Either last year, 4th grade or 2nd grade.
    Did you have a dream last night? Nope
    When was the last time you told someone you loved them? Yesterday
    Do you think you’ll be married in 5 years? I'll be 19... so probably not, but if I love the guy enough to at that point and think I'm ready, maybe.
    Do you think someone has feelings for you? No but I hope someone does
    Do you think someone is thinking about you right now? The person reading this is.
    Did you have a good day yesterday? Yes I did
    Think back 2 months ago; were you in a relationship? Nope
    In the next 48 hours, will you hang out with a girl? Does my mom count
    Has anyone told you they don’t want to ever lose you? No
    What’s the best part about school? My friends
    Do you have any pictures on your Facebook? I don't have facebook
    Do you ever pass notes to your friends in school? No, I prefer to disrupt everyone in the class
    Do you replay things that have happened in your head? Yes
    Were you single over the last summer? Nope, well I was in like August if that counts
    Is your life anything like it was two years ago? I'm still a girl.
    What are you supposed to be doing right now? Nothing.

  12. mtndewhm* mtndewhm*
    posted a quote
    January 13, 2014 8:26pm UTC
    Why commas are important:
    I just want to see my little brothers fück!
    I just want to see my little brothers, fück!

  13. mtndewhm* mtndewhm*
    posted a quote
    January 13, 2014 5:30pm UTC
    Today is my one year Witty aniversary.
    Hot damn this has been an eventful year.

  14. mtndewhm* mtndewhm*
    posted a quote
    January 10, 2014 10:53pm UTC
    9 more days

  15. mtndewhm* mtndewhm*
    posted a quote
    January 10, 2014 10:46pm UTC
    On a more... light hearted (?) note than my last quote was, I'm doing this thing called 50 in 52 and its a challenge were you read 50 books in 52 weeks (but it's more like 50 and a half if you start now but shut up)and I have 3 done so far and it's fun and I want to do it and some of you should too because READING IS GOOD FOR THE BRAIN AND MAKES YOU SMARTER!
    Also, Wattpad counts meaning you can count your fanfiction in this.

  16. mtndewhm* mtndewhm*
    posted a quote
    January 10, 2014 10:39pm UTC
    You see, I think that people don't understand that if you don't like someone, you don't have to stick around and put up with their sh/t. I see so many quotes on here about how you can't just leave someone when you get sick of them, but yeah, yeah you f/cking can. If you don't like someone, then you can cut them out of your life. Why surround yourself with people you don't like when you could be around people who are bettering you in some way and trying to help you or are good people.
    Having been on both sides (leaving and being left) I can say, it sucks on the being left side, but you just have to get over it. Sure, it blows, and you feel like sh/t for a while, but guess what? They left for a reason, whether it's a good one or not, they had one. It blows, yeah, but you can't so anything about it. You need to move on, surround yourself with better people. Complaining about it on a website that the person doesn't even go in, isn't going to help you.
    And anyway, would you prefer that they fake liking you? Talked sh/t behind your back? Led you on for months or years then left when they couldn't fake it anymore? At least if you talk for a few days or weeks they're giving you a chance and they just don't like you*, and you don't have the time to get seriously attached.
    *Disclaimer because I figure people will see it like this: Just because one person (or a few, i dont know how many have intentionally left you) does not make you an unlikeable person (you might be, I don't know you, but other people don't define you). It means you didn't mesh well with those people, and they realized it. Maybe you didn't see it, or you denied it, or you thought it would change once you got closer. Whatever it is, you and that person would have ended badly sooner or later. There's some people that you just don't get along with, and if you try to force it then it makes the whole relationship sh/t, and makes the ending even worse.
    Also, as a side note, if you're thinking about leaving someone, and there's like one specific issue about them that irritates you (not like their face, but like a joke they say) then it's ok to ask them to stop making those jokes around you. If it makes you uncomfortable, you can say that. Speak up. Again, complaining on the internet doesn't help the situation. Stop complaining about someone elses behaviour, on a website that they don't even use, and tell them about it. Tell them off. Tell them why you're angry or upset or hurt or dissapointed or whatever. What do you have to lose? And if you can do it without being a b/tch, then go for it.

  17. mtndewhm* mtndewhm*
    posted a quote
    January 7, 2014 8:03pm UTC
    SURVEY:
    Name: Haylee
    Single or taken: Single
    Gender: Something between a girl and that thing under the stairs in The Nightmare Before Christmas
    Birthday: May 20th
    Siblings: a younger brother
    Hair color: dark brown
    Eye color: green
    Height: 5'5
    R E L A T I O N S H I P S
    Are you straight/bisexual/gay?: bi-curiuos
    Who are your best friends?: AJ, Rachel, Maddie, Cameron, and Riah. in like school.
    You have a boyfriend/girlfriend?: I already answered this
    F A S H I O N | S T U F F
    Where is your favorite place to shop for clothes: The heaven known as Hot Topic
    Any tattoos or piercings?: Ears pierced, but I want a tattoo and my lip pierced
    What is your most comfortable outfit?: jammies
    What do you usually wear?: jammies at home, skinny jeans and a band tee in public
    S P E C I F I C S
    Do you do drugs? Sometimes
    What kind of shampoo do you use? Sauve
    What are you most scared of?: Stink bugs, clowns, tight spaces, heat, being burned/drowned/dying in anyway that makes it impossible to breathe, and boats.
    What are you listening to right now?: PUNK GOES ACOUSTIC
    Who is the last person that you called?: My mom
    Who is the last person that called you?: My dad
    Where do you want to get married?: in the woods
    What would you change about yourself: I broke my finger a while ago and now it's crooked, I would like it to be straight.
    F A V O R I T E S
    Colors: blue black purple
    Foods: italian
    Movies: Struck By Lightning
    H A V E | Y O U | E V E R
    Given anyone a bath?: Nope
    Smoked?: maybe
    Bungee jumped?: no but i want to
    Made yourself throw up?: uh huh
    Skinny dipped? nope
    Ever been in love?: I thought so but idk man
    Made yourself cry to get out of trouble?: yep
    Cried?: who hasnt?
    Lied?: No, and that makes me a liar (WHERE ARE MY ATL FANS)
    Fallen for your best friend?: Yep.
    Used someone?: Not without them knowing
    Done something you regret?: Oh yes
    L A S T | P E R S O N
    You left a message for: Myself
    You texted: April
    You cuddled with: MY DOG, MAX
    A R E | Y O U
    Understanding: Yeah
    Open-minded: Usually, but that depends on my mood
    Insecure: Depends on the day. Sometimes I'm like f.ck you to everyone who does anything and others I will start crying is someone loos at me weird
    Hungry: Always
    Smart : Yeah, actually. EXCEPT EVERY F.CKING YEAR THERE'S ONE CLASS THAT I DO TERRIBLY IN AND IT BLOWS
    Moody: Nah, not right now anyway
    Hard working: Can be
    Organized: No.
    Healthy: Nope
    Difficult: Oh yes
    Bored easily: Nah
    Angry: Not right now
    Sad: Meh, always a little
    Happy: Yeah
    Hyper: Nope
    Trusting: Meh, sometimes

  18. mtndewhm* mtndewhm*
    posted a quote
    January 7, 2014 7:45pm UTC
    One of the pipes in my house burst because coldness but my dad fixed it and I held the light and i dont know where im going with this f.ck punctuation

  19. mtndewhm* mtndewhm*
    posted a quote
    January 7, 2014 7:35pm UTC
    The blessings of Wyotech:
    -Hot guys who go there (yes please)
    -Great parties with f.cking walking distance (That I don't get invited to)
    -THE WHOLE F/CKING REASON MY TOWN HAS ANYTHING IN IT AT ALL LIKE WE HAVE TWO SHEETZ, MCCDONALDS, DAIRY QUEEN, WALMART, LIKE 10 BARS, VALLEY DAIRY 4 HOTELS, URGENT CARE (which I take full advantage of) TACO BELL, KFC, PIZZA HUT, FOXS, CORNELL (seriously they built the f/cking thing across the street from Wyotech)
    SPEAKING OF SHEETZ, and food, ONE OF THEM UPGRADED AND NOW WE HAVE A F/CKING ICE CREAM MACHINE IN IT IT'S PERFECTION AND WE ALSO HAVE A LOT OF SLUSHIE MACHINES AND I PLAN ON TRYING EACH AND EVERY FLAVOR THERE OH MY I LOVE SHEETZ.

  20. mtndewhm* mtndewhm*
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    January 7, 2014 5:20pm UTC
    I HAVE A TWO HOUR DELAY TOMORROW OH MY THIS IS WHAT HAPPINESS IS

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