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seafoam*
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May 28, 2014 9:02pm UTC

"When you are in high school, you think you will be happy when you graduate. Once you've graduated, you think you will be happy once you land a good job. Once you have the dream job, you think you will be happy when you are married. Next you think you will be happy when you have kids. Once you have kids, you think you will be happy when they move out of the house. Next it will be when they have kids. Before you know it you will have spent your entire life waiting for events to bring you happiness, just to realize life (and happiness) has passed you by."

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Cammie
posted a quote
May 29, 2014 6:12pm UTC

whenever people send me hate i dont even really get hurt anymore
im usually just like “whats the funniest way i could respond to this”

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Dishonored*

posted a quote
May 11, 2014 6:20pm UTC

it's sad how many people
I went to school with are
celebrating today as a
mother themselves. Well,
sad for me because I've
barely even talked to a
guy while they're all in a
relationship and have kids.
This is where cyber school
comes to bite me in the a.ss.

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*Freedom*
posted a quote
May 10, 2014 12:40am UTC

Student: Sir, does this count for marks?
Teacher: No, this counts for stickers.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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Parrotfish*
posted a quote
May 10, 2014 11:05pm UTC

Even the stars,
T H E Y B U R N .
SOME EVEN FALL TO THE EARTH.

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Parrotfish*
posted a quote
May 5, 2014 11:44pm UTC

I remember when I lost my mind.
there was something
SO PLEASANT ABOUT THAT PLACE.
even your emotions have an echo in so much space.

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bettyann123
posted a quote
May 5, 2014 1:02pm UTC

If I could have anything I wanted right now,
I'd ask for hug.

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*crybaby*
posted a quote
May 5, 2014 1:17am UTC

you're not allowed to wear a cotton t-shirt unless you're a true fan! do you go to
the fields and look at it? do you appreciate the agricultural implications of a gigantic
cotton industry?do you understand the harvesting process? name 5 cotton harvesting machines. didn't think so

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the1975*
posted a quote
May 4, 2014 10:24pm UTC

i want to hold your hand so tight,
i'm gonna break my wrist.

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KayleighJean
posted a quote
May 4, 2014 9:30pm UTC

It won't feel like summer to me
Until I get my first mosquito bite

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SuperNovaChic
posted a quote
May 5, 2014 10:56am UTC

"If you dated an FBI agent and then you broke up, they would be your..
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................. Fed Ex."

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Forever Hers*
posted a quote
May 5, 2014 5:05am UTC

My brother told me a joke . I laughed to tears. He told me the same joke again, I laughed but not as hard . he kept repeating the joke and I stopped laughing . he said ' if you can't laugh at the same joke over and over again , why do you keep crying over the same person over and over again ?? '

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br0kenwings
posted a quote
May 5, 2014 6:06am UTC

Today was gonna be the day;
he'd already wrote the note
and parked that Chevrolet
at the end of that dead end road.
Had his finger on the trigger,
just about to end everything.
He was taking one last long breath
when he heard his cell phone ring,
and his best friend said, "Man where you been?
We're headed down to the lake this weekend;
You better not miss it, 'cause buddy I swear,
it won't be the same If you ain't there.
And I told that girl that you like so much
you were coming along, and her eyes lit up.
I better let you go, man I really hope I didn't catch
you in the middle of anything."
He said, "You kinda did, but I don't mind at all.
I'm glad you called."

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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Cyan*
posted a quote
May 5, 2014 8:15pm UTC

My Band Teacher - "What's the difference between a bass clarinet and a chainsaw?"Me - "...chainsaws kill people."

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Parrotfish*
posted a quote
May 4, 2014 7:41pm UTC

SHE WAS A DREAMER AND
He was a thunderstorm. SHE WAS ONCE UNBROKEN. And then the clouds swept in.

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GetInMyVanItHasFreeWifi
posted a quote
May 4, 2014 10:51pm UTC

why am I still awake at 4am on a Monday

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* Sabaism *
posted a quote
May 5, 2014 6:21pm UTC

If I have both earbuds in my ears I am either...
♦ Having a terrible day, music keeps me sane.
♦ Trying to get a song out of my head
♦ Trying to focus on something
♦ Ignoring you
Just don't bother me, okay? xoxo

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dolph*
posted a quote
March 7, 2014 3:58pm UTC

i really hate how people have created that thing where it’s like
"THIS IS WHAT GIRLS MEAN WHEN THEY SAY:
"i’m tired" = "i f'ucking hate you, dont talk to me"
"i’m fine" = "everything's wrong"
BI'TCH WHEN I SAY IM TIRED I AM F'UCKEN TIRED I AM NOT FOOLING U NO JOKE
WHEN I SAY IM FINE I MEAN THAT IM ACTUALLY FINE WOW ILLUMINATI RIGHT

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