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Status: MERRY CHRISTMAS

Member Since: 13 Dec 2011 08:26am

Last Seen: 6 Nov 2014 02:14pm

Birthday: February 25

Location: The lames place in the world

Gender: F

user id: 250066

246 Quotes
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125 Followers
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    posted a quote
    November 12, 2012 6:06pm UTC
    I hate it when you make a quote in black and white
    then get 5 favs. And another person makes the same quote
    and gets 500 favs.

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    posted a quote
    November 12, 2012 8:12am UTC
    Its been almost a year since
    my aunt died.
    My 5 year old cousin was going to fly in from her house in Utah with her dad to my house in New Jersey for Christmas break. Her mom was going to come two days later because she had work. When the plane landed in New Jersey, my uncle told my cousin to call her mom and say that her plane landed. The phone didn't pick up, so she left a message. "I was calling you mommy to say that our plane landed and I miss you already. I love you."
    Back in Utah, my aunt was driving on the highway to work. Her phone started ringing, so she pulled over to answer it. It was her daughter. As she was just about to answer, another car came speeding down the highway lost control, hit my aunt in her car, and killed her on impact.
    It was on Christmas Eve.
    I still can't believe that it is a little less than a year since my aunt died,
    but it still leaves me speechless that my 5 year old cousin is left without a mom the rest of her life.

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    posted a quote
    November 9, 2012 10:30pm UTC
    Stalking is when two people go for a long romantic walk together
    but only one of them knows about it.

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    posted a quote
    November 8, 2012 11:23pm UTC
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    posted a quote
    November 8, 2012 11:00pm UTC
    My friend told me a story of how when she went to Panara Bread the other day, she put in her name as Lord Voldemort. When her order was ready, the boy called out her name "Lord Vol- I mean 'He Who Must Not Be Named?'"
    Epic Win
    nmq

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    posted a quote
    November 8, 2012 10:57pm UTC
    I should probably start my homework now...

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    posted a quote
    November 8, 2012 10:53pm UTC
    200th quote!
    Yaya!
    I'd like to thank Deirdre for showing me witty,
    Olivia for getting me back on it 5 months later,
    and Julie for letting me bruise her sternum.
    http://www.wittyprofiles.com/author/rae29dagwr
    http://www.wittyprofiles.com/author/luvjel4ever24/
    http://www.wittyprofiles.com/author/ForeverAndAlways3/
    http://www.wittyprofiles.com/author/mscheld

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    posted a quote
    November 7, 2012 8:15pm UTC
    I don't know why, but I just love Ariana Grande so much.
    WHY CAN'T I BE HER?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

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    posted a quote
    November 7, 2012 6:17pm UTC
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    posted a quote
    November 7, 2012 12:05pm UTC
    wish me all the luck in the world
    Huge honors biology test in 2 periods
    im studying now, but i cant remember anything
    you might as well just kill me now

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    posted a quote
    November 6, 2012 6:30pm UTC
    Me: So did you vote for Romney today like you said you would?
    Mom: Actually I changed my mind right before I went in to vote.
    Me: What made you change your mind? You were so for Romney since the
    election started months ago.
    Mom: Well when I was going into the voting place, a man who looked exactly
    like a spanish version of Barack Obama came out. So I thought it was a sign to
    vote for him.
    Me:
    My mom:
    Barack Obama:
    Mitt Romney:
    Big Bird:
    Me: Ok...
    True story
    I follow back!

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    posted a quote
    November 6, 2012 5:36pm UTC
    So today, I decided to wear my
    Vote For Pedro
    shirt in honor of the election. While walking through the hallway, all of the boys smiled and laughed and appreciated that I wore that shirt. All of the girls kept asking me
    "Who's Pedro? You mean the kid in our grade?"
    I just about punched every last one of them in the face.

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    posted a quote
    November 3, 2012 8:50pm UTC
    STOP SCROLLING
    I really hate these kinds of quotes. You are all beautiful and you don't need a quote to tell you.
    Okay, CONTINUE
    tumblr

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    posted a quote
    November 3, 2012 8:43pm UTC
    Boyz.
    We are the Boyz in Motion.
    We give you our devotion.

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    posted a quote
    November 3, 2012 8:39pm UTC
    I hope our relationship lasts as long as Estabon's full name.

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    posted a quote
    November 3, 2012 6:43pm UTC
    On a scale of 1 to emotional
    You're a Kristen Stewart.

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    posted a quote
    November 3, 2012 6:16pm UTC
    I just went to the "People You are Ignoring" Button and this is what it said:
    You are not ignoring anyone
    When you ignore someone, their quotes won't show up in the lists of quotes. So if there is someone whose quotes you really don't feel like seeing all the time *cough*1D*cough*, you can ignore them.
    OH STEVE!!!

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    posted a quote
    November 3, 2012 5:55pm UTC
    & who else
    is getting really tired
    of this format
    format credit: notyouraverageteenagegirl

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    posted a quote
    November 3, 2012 4:44pm UTC
    II want
    a man to love me like Forrest Gump loved Jenny
    <3

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    posted a quote
    November 3, 2012 2:34pm UTC

    KEEP
    CALM
    &
    BE AN
    ARIANATOR

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