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  1. doodles0013 doodles0013
    posted a quote
    May 24, 2011 3:26pm UTC
    & You sir,
    are very attractive.
    Therefore, I will stare at you.

  2. brwneydgrl96 brwneydgrl96
    posted a quote
    June 9, 2011 10:50pm UTC
    Girl's have balls,
    they are just a litte higher up, thats all.

  3. Chloaaay17 Chloaaay17
    posted a quote
    June 4, 2011 3:11pm UTC
    i've been in 2 milleniums,
    2 centuries, 3 decades, seen the first black president of
    USA, the falling of the twin towers, Bin Laden kiilled, a royal
    wedding between a prince and a commoner and the end
    of the world.
    i'm not even 20 yet.

  4. seemskindafitchy seemskindafitchy
    posted a quote
    May 24, 2011 6:51pm UTC
    REASONS WHY PERIODS SUCK.
    1. after sitting down for a while, you stand up and suddenly it feels like freaking niagra falls.
    2. you want to hit everyone...in the face...with a shovel.
    3. you cry so much for random stupid reasons.
    4. you crave random crap, that you don't own.
    5. when someone corrects you, you feel like shoving a wii remote down there throats.
    6. when you lose at something, you scream "SCREW THIS" and walk away really angry.
    7. you fall asleep...when you're not even that TIRED.
    8. you feel like you want to just stab yourself 600 times in 'that' area.
    9. you want to just shove a freaking towel up 'that' area.
    10. NO white pants that week.
    11. remember that cute pair of undies you got? runied. for. life.
    12. everybody is annoying, not matter WHAT they do, or say.
    13. when you DON'T get to go to the bathroom, because your teacher says "no" you want to scream in their face, and say "I'M ON MY FREAKING PERIOD OKAY?".
    14. boys are 10x more annoying.
    15. those stupid- pad/tampon commercials that have all those girls who are 'HAPPY' when they get their periods, make you annoyed.
    16. chocolate and ice cream are your best friends.
    17. the cramps you get feel like your being punched in the stomach 8 times.
    18. when you think you're finally 'done' you take off the weapons of tampons/pads.....5 minutes later you check. not done, not done at all.
    19. you don't care about anything BUT food.
    20. you wish you weren't a girl.
    21. when you wake up in the morning, and go to the bathroom, and your toilet looks like a freaking bowl of Hawaiian Punch.
    nmf.

  5. Jewel Jewel
    posted a quote
    June 18, 2011 3:28pm UTC
    Old enough to know better.
    Young enough to do it anyway.

  6. peanut43998 peanut43998
    posted a quote
    June 19, 2011 10:18am UTC
    or cry because i know that's
    all we'll ever be ?

    K
    nahnahnahnahnahnahnah
    dododoododdo
    wooooooooooyieeeeeeeeww
    pepepepeppepepepepeppieeww
    I wasn't mad
    then you asked me 7 times if i was mad
    now, i'm mad.
    format credit to: wittygirl2010.

  7. idance idance
    posted a quote
    June 16, 2011 12:09pm UTC
    the moment of preparation
    before
    stepping onthe escalator.

  8. peanut43998 peanut43998
    posted a quote
    June 19, 2011 12:45pm UTC
    WHEN I SAY I WON'T TELL ANYONE,
    MY BEST FRIEND DOESN'T COUNT.

    N NMF.

  9. OriginalVouge OriginalVouge
    posted a quote
    June 22, 2011 11:06am UTC
    Sometimes I wish cake went straight to my
    boobs.

  10. FadingSunset_x FadingSunset_x
    posted a quote
    June 22, 2011 1:19pm UTC
    The other day was Rebecca Blacks Birthday.
    She turned 14, last year she was 13, next year she will be 15, and 16 comes afterwards.

  11. loveloveloveyou143 loveloveloveyou143
    posted a quote
    June 23, 2011 10:01am UTC
    i don' T care if it's 9403285 degrees out,
    i'm still going to sleep with a blanket

  12. hayitsbailey hayitsbailey
    posted a quote
    June 23, 2011 10:01am UTC
    highlight if you are in love
    if yall have been dating two
    weeks you are not in love. just
    sayin. kbye.

  13. xocarlyyxox xocarlyyxox
    posted a quote
    March 18, 2011 1:02pm UTC
    That Moment of Fame
    when your name is in a math problem.

  14. AnchorChasing AnchorChasing
    posted a quote
    March 29, 2011 7:07pm UTC
    That moment of joy
    When you walk into your least favorite class,
    And you see that you have a
    Subsitute

  15. KaaiiEffers KaaiiEffers
    posted a quote
    April 1, 2011 12:21am UTC
    If I Lose My Phone,
    I start panicking
    HARDCORE.

  16. fearless_13 fearless_13
    posted a quote
    March 31, 2011 10:00pm UTC
    --------------------------
    that one bra;
    you always wear because it makes your boobs look big.
    --------------------------

  17. liveyourlife23 liveyourlife23
    posted a quote
    February 1, 2011 9:01pm UTC
    have you ever looked at a picture
    and seen a stranger in the background?
    It makes you wonder
    how many
    s t r a n g e r s
    [ have pictures of y - o - u. ]
    .♥.
    not my format

  18. kelllyyy725 kelllyyy725
    posted a quote
    February 4, 2011 3:45pm UTC
    That best mood
    where you think everything is hilarious. ♥

  19. x0stephaniiieee x0stephaniiieee
    posted a quote
    January 28, 2011 4:05pm UTC
    Why is it that
    Guys sweatshirts are so much comfier than ours?

  20. qwi qwi
    posted a quote
    February 5, 2011 5:07pm UTC
    how awesome \\
    would be playing hide-n-go seek
    in your w h o l e s c h o o l .♥♥♥
    font not mine.

:)

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