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  1. Manders12345 Manders12345
    posted a quote
    March 4, 2012 6:17pm UTC
    You go to the mall with money, you find nothing. But when you go to the mall without money you find everything. Funny how that works out.

  2. GPeach234 GPeach234
    posted a quote
    November 27, 2011 5:41pm UTC
    •••••••••
    Busted, Disgusted;
    never to be trusted.
    •••••••••

  3. GPeach234 GPeach234
    posted a quote
    November 28, 2011 3:58pm UTC
    #2 I hate when people say;
    "I'm fat."
    when they are the size of a twig. like do you want me to feel like an elephant ?♥

  4. GPeach234 GPeach234
    posted a quote
    November 30, 2011 4:49pm UTC
    credit: confessions_of_a_cutter
    Can we please Favorite this for those who are bullied everyday. For those who think they are worthless. For those who say they are done with the world. And for the bullies that cause these people so much pain&that they deserve consequences.
    No one deserves to die. Words can hurt.
    RIP Cameron DeVeronica<3

  5. GPeach234 GPeach234
    posted a quote
    December 29, 2011 12:48pm UTC
    Getting back with your ex
    is like take a shower
    and putting back on the same dirty, used clothes.

  6. GPeach234 GPeach234
    posted a quote
    December 29, 2011 4:22pm UTC
    #8 I hate when people say;
    "K"
    Like are you to lazy to type ay ? B itch if i wanted to know what an abbreviation for Potassium was, i would of asked.

  7. GPeach234 GPeach234
    posted a quote
    December 31, 2011 2:10pm UTC
    #9 I hate when people say;
    "I'm almost here."
    When they just left their house.

  8. GPeach234 GPeach234
    posted a quote
    January 2, 2012 12:32am UTC
    The toothfairy;♥
    teaches kids to sell there body parts for money .

  9. GPeach234 GPeach234
    posted a quote
    January 2, 2012 11:51am UTC
    We change for two reasons,
    Either, we learned enough that we want to
    or
    we've been hurt enough that we have to.

  10. GPeach234 GPeach234
    posted a quote
    February 7, 2012 5:51pm UTC
    When I open a package of bread,
    ----------------------
    I skip the first piece becaue it's ugly.

  11. GPeach234 GPeach234
    posted a quote
    February 7, 2012 5:55pm UTC
    "I wasn't that drunk..."
    Dude you grabbed my hamster and shouted, SING ALVIN SING!

  12. duncann98 duncann98
    posted a quote
    May 13, 2012 10:03pm UTC
    how to treat your girl right
    -Whatever you do, don’t just show up at their house…they run around in their underwear just like we do.
    -Don’t cheat on them. It may seem foolproof, but girls tell each other everything about everything. Trust me, they WILL find out.
    -Beware of every single male relative and all guy friends. Any of them would kick your butt at the drop of a hat, and a lot of them wouldn’t even wait for the dang hat.
    -Never miss an opportunity to tell them they’re beautiful.
    -Don’t refuse to kiss in front of your friends. If they laugh at you, it’s because they’re jealous.
    -If they slap you hard, you deserved it.
    -Don’t be afraid to touch them if you want to. If they’re going out with you in the first place, it’s because they like being in your arms.
    -Not all of them eat like birds, a lot of them can eat like whales.
    -Do you honestly need all your money that much? Be a man, pay all the time!
    -Every girl should eventually get three things from her boyfriend- a stuffed animal, one of his sweatshirts, and a really pretty ring. Even if it’s not a serious relationship.
    -Make sure she gets home safely as often as you can. If you’re dropping her off, walk her to the door. If you aren’t dropping her off, call to be sure she’s home safely.
    -If a guy is bothering her, it is your right to kick the you know what out of him. Maybe not literally, but do what it takes to make it stop.
    -If you’re talking to a female friend of yours, pull your girlfriend closer.
    -Never, ever slap her, even if it’s just in a joking way. Even if she swats you first, and says, “Oh, you’re so dumb” or something, never make any gestures back.
    -Go to a chick flick once in a while. She doesn’t care whether you enjoy it or not, it just matters that you went.
    -You’re dead meat if you can’t get along with their pets, parents and best friends. Be prince charming to their friends, Mr. Polite to their parents, and make sure to be nice to their animals.
    -Don’t flirt with their moms…that’s just freaky.
    -If you don’t like the way they drive, you do it.
    -If you’re officially dating, and you’re introducing her to your friends, you better be introducing her as your girlfriend.
    -Don’t stress where you go for every date. They really only want to be with you.
    -If they complain that something hurts, rub it for them without being asked.
    -Girls are fragile. Even if you’re play fighting/wrestling, be very gentle.
    -Memorize their birthdays for goodness sakes. You forget her birthday and you’re basically screwed for life.
    -Don’t marinade the cologne, but smell good.
    -Don’t give her something stupid for her birthday or Christmas or Valentine’s day. It doesn’t have to be expensive, but it has to be meaningful.
    -If you think the relationship isn’t going to last, don’t wait to find out. It will only hurt you more if you draw it out.
    -After you’ve been dating for a while, realize that they really have started to trust you. When you have a girlfriend who truly trusts you, you have a lot more responsibility, privilege and control than you would think. Be careful with it, most guys would kill for that kind of power, and it can be lost in a nanosecond.

  13. dolphinz00 dolphinz00
    posted a quote
    May 13, 2012 8:39pm UTC
    them: I lost 5 pounds!
    me: What'd you do? Take off your makeup?
    nmq/nmf

  14. kissmeintherainn kissmeintherainn
    posted a quote
    May 14, 2012 4:24pm UTC
    I can't wait for the new witty app.
    anyone else?
    <3

  15. QuQu101 QuQu101
    posted a quote
    March 22, 2012 6:13pm UTC
    That's it,
    I'm pouring windex into your blue gatorade.

  16. HotChelleRae_Luv HotChelleRae_Luv
    posted a quote
    April 11, 2010 3:35pm UTC
    I hear a song. I love the song.
    I download the song.
    I replay the song 5 billion times.
    I hate the song.

  17. _keepthat_Beat_On_Repeat_ _keepthat_Beat_On_Repeat_
    posted a quote
    December 26, 2009 4:00pm UTC
    here's a song
    for the nights
    i think too much and
    here's a song
    when i imagine us together
    here's a song
    for when we talk too much
    and i forget my words
    here's a song
    for the one who stole my heart
    and ran so far;
    that cupid could'nt catch her
    here's a song
    for the kid who aims so high
    he shot her down ____x*

  18. jamaymay jamaymay
    posted a quote
    October 25, 2011 5:09pm UTC
    THE STAGES OF A SONG:
    1. Ehh, this song is okay.
    2. Wow, i really love this song!
    3. I AM IN LOVE WITH THIS SONG.
    4. Okay, the radio can stop playing it, it's getting kinda old.
    5. TURN THIS MOTHERF**KING SONG OFF!!!!!!!!!
    6. I haven't heard this song in a while, i wonder why i ever hated it..♥

  19. mumblebumble mumblebumble
    posted a quote
    March 4, 2012 5:24pm UTC
    DO YOU EVER THINK
    WHEN YOU'RE ALL ALONE, ALL THAT WE COULD BE
    WHERE THIS THING COULD GO? AM I CRAZY OR FALLING IN LOVE,
    IS IT REAL OR JUST ANOTHER CRUSH? ♥
    format by Kalliefornia

  20. serdelimeat serdelimeat
    posted a quote
    March 4, 2012 5:09pm UTC
    everytime you say hi . . . inside i'm screaming i love you

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