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c4ndy
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March 9, 2012 4:29pm UTC

‎3 weeks ago: Temple Run
2 weeks ago: Cinnamon Challenge
Last Week: YOLO
This week: Kony 2012

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daydayrenee08
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March 7, 2012 2:23pm UTC

Soooooo....
I've Been a little depressed lately and i've been to out of it to write.but i'm gonna try to get back into writing and posting stories.if any of you have read my last story comment or favorite this for me to continue it and start a new one.but if no one does then i'll just start a new story and forget the old one. Thanks >.<

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Dcchick9
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February 24, 2012 11:38am UTC

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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soccerloverx03x
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February 19, 2012 3:30pm UTC

Who else wonders why
phineas and ferb's mom buys grocerys' everyday?

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sammiwitty
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February 19, 2012 11:59am UTC

Imagine
if you called a wrong number, and the person you called was a celebrity
-Hello? Mom?
-No. This is Katy Perry.
nmq.nmf/

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QuQu101
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February 19, 2012 10:27am UTC

Wife: *sees husband on phone* Who is this?
Husband: It's Jake from State Farm.
Wife: What are you wearing "Jake from State Farm"?
Jake: Uh, khakis?
Wife: She sounds hideous.
Husband: Well she's a guy, so.

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soccerloverx03x
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February 18, 2012 3:37pm UTC

I don't care how old you are, if a balloon
is about to hit the floor, you dive.

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OmGitsCassidy
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February 18, 2012 10:24pm UTC

Did you know if you say "Bloody Mary" 3 times in the mirror at 2 am your mom will tell you to shut the f**k up and go to bed.
Format by Sandrasaurus

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BravoSierra
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February 13, 2012 7:46pm UTC

When I was little
I used to hide my arms in my sweater
and whip the sleeves around to hit people.

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ConnorJackson
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December 20, 2011 2:20pm UTC

You're beautiful. Remember that,
HE LOST SIGHT OF THE MOON;
while looking up at the stars
format by: h0peful.

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remembermex3
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February 14, 2012 4:44pm UTC

So today...
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I went to Hallmark to find my mom a birthday card. Beside me, an elderly man was standing in front of the Valentines card section contemplating which one to get. He found what he wanted and went to wait in line to check out. I found my mom a card, and got in line behind him. It turns out, he was a few cents short, so I gave him the spare quarters in my pocket to help him pay. He thanked me, and I smiled and asked “are you getting a Valentine’s Day for your wife?”
He smiled a little, and then replied: "My wife died 3 years ago, but Valentines Day was our anniversary and I still buy her roses and a card every year and bring them to her grave to prove to her that she is the only one that will ever have my heart."
True love still exists.
♥

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jakeryan
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February 14, 2012 3:04pm UTC

Be my Valentine?
♥

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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yourcool
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February 13, 2012 5:44pm UTC

if you watch the Titanic backwards
it's about a magical boat that saves people.

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LookAtMeNow01
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June 8, 2011 5:48pm UTC

TEXTS #2
Daughter: I forgot me pencil
Dad: I just realized that whenever someone types "me" in a sentence when they should have said "my", the voice in my head
reads it in a pirate voice.

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LookAtMeNow01
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June 17, 2011 1:39am UTC

TEXTS #53
Mom: Putting a pretty shirt over your muffin top, does not make you a cupcake.

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LookAtMeNow01
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February 6, 2012 4:18pm UTC

TEXTS #85
Boy: You're coming to my wedding.
Girl: You already know who you're marrying?
Boy: Yeah, she's gorgeous.
Girl: Oh, I bet!
Boy: She's perfect. She just makes my life
Girl: Cool
Boy: So I have a question...
Girl: ?...
Boy: Will you marry me?

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Mollymooandalishaloo4lyfe
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February 6, 2012 3:19pm UTC

When a girl cries over a guy she really loves him.
when a guy cries over a girl, he will never love another girl like her.
- Lil Wayne

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FunZy0x4
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February 6, 2012 5:54pm UTC

We are like dominoes,
I FALL FOR YOU, AND YOU FALL FOR ANOTHER

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