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dreamer*
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September 18, 2013 2:24pm UTC

I saw a fake skeleton for sale today for $849
and I was like wtf I could get a real skeleton for free but then I remembered murder is illegal.

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happiest*
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September 18, 2013 2:04pm UTC

Found a paper I wrote in 5th grade that I got an ‘f’ on.
My prompt was “Imagine you are sitting on a cloud, what would you do or see” I wrote, "I would see the ground as I fell because I would fall through it because in science you told us that clouds were just water mists."

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

This quote does not exist.

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ThatIsSoTrue
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September 17, 2013 8:47pm UTC

It was in 5th grade when I was over my best friend Emily's house. "I like your brother" I whispered to her. She gasped. "Oh my god. Ew. How?" She asks. I just shrug. The next thing I know, she runs downstairs where her brother is. Oh, great. I thought I could trust her! Her brother, Jason, looks at me. "You like me?" He asks. I stay silent but he smiles. "I like you too. So....You're my girlfriend." He says smiling and I smile back. That was the last time I spoke to him.
It was in 9th grade when I met him again. He was popular. He had everything a girl could want. A girl did have him. Her name was Kayla. Who I despised very much so.I guess being his 'girlfriend' is long gone. I guess he forgot....Then one day in math class, he came up from behind me and said. "Hey babe. Remember me? Your boyfriend?" He says. "Y-Yeah. I thought you were dating Kayla." I say and turn around to face him.
"Kayla and I broke up. Besides, you had dibs on me first."
<3

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Hale_Storm18
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September 17, 2013 9:46pm UTC

I don't get what the big deal about a girl stuffing her bra or wearing a push up bra is. Like, wow. A girl is unhappy with her appearance so she does something to change it. What a foreign concept. I've never heard of something like that before.

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br0kenwings
posted a quote
September 18, 2013 1:39am UTC

I found this on tumblr:
A solider posted this as his status this morning:
Some people are asking me what I think about Syria, so here it is.
I'm tired. I'm tired of people watching their children grow up via Facebook and Skype. I'm tired of hearing aman tell his wife 'I love you' followed by 'I missyou' for an entire year. I'm tired of watching the military divorce rate shoot sky-high. I'm tired of overhearing some teenager tell his mom 'I'm going over there." and hearing her cry from 20 feet away. I'm tired of Veterans waiting years to get the help they deserve and need. I'm tired of empty seats at Christmas dinner every other year and anniversary presents in the mail flying overseas. I'm tired of new men and women walking around with invisible wounds that don't heal.
Our flag is a beautiful thing - but I'm tired of seeing it draped over a casket. I'm tired of men and women missing pieces of their bodies, minds and souls.

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fragile-hearted*
posted a quote
October 29, 2012 7:17pm UTC

*my sister doing a weather forcast(shes 8)
Her: Hi my name is Reese and I'm bringing you a updat on huricane sandy.
Her: Its really rainy and windy but the worst has yet to come.
Her: So just put on some fuzzy socks and hope the storm doesnt mess with your wifi
Me: *dieing*

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Repair Boy 🔥*
posted a quote
August 30, 2013 10:00am UTC

Apparently in 2014,
Internet addiction will be classified as a legitimate mental disorder.
See you motherf/ckers in rehab!

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Heartless17*
posted a quote
September 1, 2013 10:03pm UTC

Heres to the kids who get called weird and take it as a compliment, but inside hurt.

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Cammie
posted a quote
September 2, 2013 9:07pm UTC

have you ever taken a selfie then at first you think "wow i'm hot" then like a minute later you look carefully at everything on your face and you realize you're the ugliest person to ever inhabit the planet.

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Cammie
posted a quote
September 2, 2013 9:09pm UTC

i'll probably be the third wheel
at my wedding

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Cammie
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September 2, 2013 9:19pm UTC

every once in a while i check up on people i hate
to make sure i still hate them

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#wishicouldgetyouback*
posted a quote
September 2, 2013 9:21pm UTC

50% of me wants to be the type of girl who does yoga at night, and drinks green tea, and reads books, and wears cute pajamas, and stays at home;
while the other 50% of me wants to wear my sexiest outfit and go out doing lines of cocaine off of glass tables while dancing to the weeknd’s music.
and yet i am neither of these girls

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BeforeIDie_
posted a quote
September 3, 2013 7:04pm UTC

BeforeIDie#198
Leave 100 original "be happy" post-it messages

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Cammie
posted a quote
September 4, 2013 5:12pm UTC

my biggest concern in life is actually how
my online friends can be informed of my death

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sophsunflower12
posted a quote
September 5, 2013 9:09am UTC

is this dress actually long, or am i just short?
#shortpeopleprobz

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yourcool
posted a quote
August 10, 2013 3:18am UTC

what guys don't understand is:
when we want flowers, you don't have to spend $50 on roses, you could pick some simple ones in a field and show up to surprise us. when we want a sweet message it doesn't have to be 5 pages long. it can simple say "have a good day gorgeous" and when we wan surprises, just show up with a $1 candy bar and tell us you love us. we really aren't that hard to understand

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yourcool
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August 11, 2013 12:54am UTC

imagine if simon cowell was your dad and
you were singing in the shower and he knocked on the door and said "it's a no from me".

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yourcool
posted a quote
August 11, 2013 1:13am UTC

one time in math class my teacher was
really pssed at us and he was yelling "DO YOU EVEN KNOW BASIC MATH? DO YOU KNOW ADDITION? WHAT'S TWO PLUS TWO? COREY, WHAT'S TWO PLUS TWO?" and poor corey wasn't paying attention so I leaned over to him and whispered "seven" and he blurted out "SEVEN" and I have never laughed harder and I doubt I ever will

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yourcool
posted a quote
August 13, 2013 2:53am UTC

if I ever have kids, instead of being like
"it's a boy" i'm going to send out highly bewildering cards that say things like "it's the chosen one" and "it's probably not a lizard" and "we're not sure what it is, but it just set the couch on fire, please send help" with a different thing to every person. I send one to each just to see what people show up at the baby shower with

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