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  1. mooymolo mooymolo
    posted a quote
    July 10, 2012 10:46am UTC
    You know your a 90's kid when...
    You owned sea monkeys sometime in your life <3
    nmf

  2. mooymolo mooymolo
    posted a quote
    July 10, 2012 10:43am UTC
    You know your a 90's kid when...
    You have had a crush on joey from friends sometime in your life <3
    nmf

  3. mooymolo mooymolo
    posted a quote
    July 10, 2012 10:41am UTC
    You know your a 90's kid when...
    You were an early fan of friends <3
    nmf

  4. mooymolo mooymolo
    posted a quote
    July 10, 2012 10:38am UTC
    You know your a 90's kid when...
    You wished the game jumanji was real <3
    nmf

  5. mooymolo mooymolo
    posted a quote
    July 10, 2012 10:35am UTC
    You know your a 90's kid when...
    You know the macarana of by heart <3
    nmf

  6. mooymolo mooymolo
    posted a quote
    July 9, 2012 11:14am UTC
    You know your a 90's kid when...
    You collected every Beanie baby you could get your hands on.
    nmf

  7. mooymolo mooymolo
    posted a quote
    July 3, 2012 12:40pm UTC
    Are you single? My name is Markus
    and I created plentyofffish.com: my site
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    about 80,000 relationships a year. The
    majority of the users are single profesion
    -als and are serious about
    meeting someone. If you are looking
    for us then you might as well join us:
    we have millions of people and best of
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    so Signup here!

  8. mooymolo mooymolo
    posted a quote
    July 3, 2012 12:09pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  9. mooymolo mooymolo
    posted a quote
    July 3, 2012 12:04pm UTC
    HOW YOU DOIN'?

  10. mooymolo mooymolo
    posted a quote
    June 30, 2012 7:07am UTC
    FUNNY THINGS TO DO #1
    Get into a taxi, when asked where the destination is, yell FOLLOW THAT CAR! And point at a car.

  11. mooymolo mooymolo
    posted a quote
    June 30, 2012 7:01am UTC
    IF SKINNY PEOPLE SKINNY DIP,
    THEN WHAT DO FAT PEOPLE DO? CHUNKY DUNK?
    NMQ
    -Format credit to ThatsSoMeee

  12. mooymolo mooymolo
    posted a quote
    June 27, 2012 2:53am UTC
    No hate Witty Day
    July 1st:
    Spread love, Remove hate.
    Stop posting hate comment/quotes for this one day.
    & Instead. Post LOVE!
    Comment on a random page w/ a nice comment.
    Post a quote to make someones day.
    The point?
    Remove all hate off witty
    FOR JUST ONE DAY.
    FAVE/REPOST this quote to get other people's attention.
    Comment with any other ideas for this day.
    LETS DO THIS!
    Shout out to Bluebear77 for suggesting this idea.
    WITTY IS GOING BACK TO THE NO HATE PLACE IT USED TO BE.
     

  13. mooymolo mooymolo
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2012 2:46pm UTC
    Dear Men,
    We can text and pee at the same time.
    Sincerely, Women

  14. mooymolo mooymolo
    posted a quote
    June 16, 2012 11:54am UTC
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      *do not fave this * 
    i just wanted to save the format.
    nmq|format by the_An0nym0usXD

  15. mooymolo mooymolo
    posted a quote
    June 16, 2012 10:04am UTC
    Dear readers,
    You will read this a second time just to hear it in my voice.
    Sincerely, Morgan Freeman.
    nmq

  16. mooymolo mooymolo
    posted a quote
    June 16, 2012 9:59am UTC
    Dear Katy Perry,
    Thanks for understanding my feelings.
    Sincerely, plastic bag.
    nmq

  17. mooymolo mooymolo
    posted a quote
    June 16, 2012 9:57am UTC
    Dear Girls,
    We like you for your brains, not your body.
    Sincerely, Zombies

  18. mooymolo mooymolo
    posted a quote
    June 16, 2012 9:54am UTC
    Dear Tongue,
    Can't touch this.
    Sincerely, Elbow
    nmq

  19. mooymolo mooymolo
    posted a quote
    June 16, 2012 9:51am UTC
    Dear Spider,
    You are tiny. I am a great big person. I am a grown up. I can handle this. You are tiny. I am a great big pe- OMFG IT MOVED!!!
    Sincerely, my neighbors thought I was being murdered.
    nmq

  20. mooymolo mooymolo
    posted a quote
    June 16, 2012 9:49am UTC
    Dear women of the world,
    You think your time of the month is bad...
    Sincerely, werewolves
    nmq

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