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  1. mooselinaturtle mooselinaturtle
    posted a quote
    September 24, 2012 7:41pm UTC
    I'm not saying let's go kill all the stupid people
    I'm just saying...
    let's remove all the warning labels and let the problem sort itself out.

  2. mooselinaturtle mooselinaturtle
    posted a quote
    September 24, 2012 7:36pm UTC
    I live in constant fear
    of accidentally mentioning something
    I would know because I've stalked you on the internet.

  3. mooselinaturtle mooselinaturtle
    posted a quote
    September 24, 2012 7:33pm UTC
    When a friend
    retells a story
    and you're too lazy to tell them
    so you just nod and smile and act like you've never heard it before.

  4. mooselinaturtle mooselinaturtle
    posted a quote
    September 17, 2012 6:29pm UTC
    I don't hate you
    I'm just not necessarily
    excited about your existance.

  5. mooselinaturtle mooselinaturtle
    posted a quote
    September 13, 2012 3:08pm UTC
    I didn't see anyone
    important today
    so I'll wear these same clothes tomorrow.

  6. mooselinaturtle mooselinaturtle
    posted a quote
    September 12, 2012 6:45pm UTC
    My version of flirting
    is staring at some person I find attractive multiple times
    and hoping they're braver than I am.

  7. mooselinaturtle mooselinaturtle
    posted a quote
    September 6, 2012 6:33pm UTC
    I'm not hungry.
    But I'm bored...
    therefore I shall eat.

  8. mooselinaturtle mooselinaturtle
    posted a quote
    September 4, 2012 5:46pm UTC
    When the teacher says
    PAIR UP
    and you give your best friend the YOU'RE-MY-PARTNER glare.

  9. mooselinaturtle mooselinaturtle
    posted a quote
    August 29, 2012 3:22pm UTC
    >>>>>>>>>>>
    I swear
    microwave minutes
    and math class minutes
    are longer than normal minutes
    <<<<<<<<<<<

  10. mooselinaturtle mooselinaturtle
    posted a quote
    August 28, 2012 8:37pm UTC
    Me first day of high school, walking through the halls:
    me:lalalalala where the noodles is my class?
    Me: OOOH WOW. You are looking mighty fine. Can I have your babies?
    me: ewww that guy has a beard! gross...
    me: Put your boobs back in your shirt, young lady. That is not dress code appropriate. .
    Me: WHERE IS MY CLASSSSS????
    me: Oh there it is.
    me: HOORAY IM SAVED!!!

  11. mooselinaturtle mooselinaturtle
    posted a quote
    August 23, 2012 1:30pm UTC
    Five minutes
    of extra sleep in the morning
    does make a difference.
    follow me I follow back
    :p

  12. mooselinaturtle mooselinaturtle
    posted a quote
    August 19, 2012 2:41pm UTC
    When all else fails
    Call for your
    MOMMY
    follow me I follow back
    :p

  13. mooselinaturtle mooselinaturtle
    posted a quote
    August 18, 2012 9:28pm UTC
    me: I ate really unhealthily today...
    me: better do some sit ups.
    me:
    me:
    me:
    me: HAHAHAHA
    me: I'm hysterical

  14. mooselinaturtle mooselinaturtle
    posted a quote
    August 17, 2012 6:19pm UTC
    I thought that too
    until it happened to me.

  15. mooselinaturtle mooselinaturtle
    posted a quote
    August 17, 2012 4:23pm UTC
    A diary?
    Yeah, I've got one of those.
    It's called witty profiles.

  16. mooselinaturtle mooselinaturtle
    posted a quote
    August 11, 2012 5:11pm UTC
    In the beginning
    God made heaven and earth
    and the rest of it was made in China.
    :p

  17. mooselinaturtle mooselinaturtle
    posted a quote
    August 7, 2012 10:45am UTC
    My Mom
    doesn't understand that even though my room looks dirty to her
    I know where my things are.
    :p

  18. mooselinaturtle mooselinaturtle
    posted a quote
    August 6, 2012 10:03pm UTC
    I have concluded
    that the only boyfriend I will ever have is my cat.
    Not that I have a cat.
    :p

  19. mooselinaturtle mooselinaturtle
    posted a quote
    August 6, 2012 11:22am UTC
    I'm actually not funny.
    I'm just really mean and people
    think I'm joking.

  20. mooselinaturtle mooselinaturtle
    posted a quote
    August 6, 2012 11:14am UTC
    three year old me: oh my god dinosaur-shaped chicken nuggets.
    me: oh my god dinosaur-shaped chicken nuggets.

:)

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