Me first day of high school, walking through the halls:
me:lalalalala where the noodles is my class?
Me: OOOH WOW. You are looking mighty fine. Can I have your babies?
me: ewww that guy has a beard! gross...
me: Put your boobs back in your shirt, young lady. That is not dress code appropriate. .
Me: WHERE IS MY CLASSSSS????
me: Oh there it is.
me: HOORAY IM SAVED!!!