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  1. __cityofangels __cityofangels
    posted a quote
    September 7, 2009 3:52pm UTC
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  2. _authorized _authorized
    posted a quote
    July 21, 2009 3:02am UTC
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  3. Audrey_oxoxo_x3 Audrey_oxoxo_x3
    posted a quote
    May 26, 2009 5:43pm UTC
    He looked at her, and said..
    "i bet you 20 dollars i can kiss you without using my lips."
    she laughed and said "bets on!"
    he bent down and kissed her lips and said,
    " i guess i lost."
    i found it on a pick up lines
    website. lmao. idk XD

  4. iN_tHe_ClouDs_xo iN_tHe_ClouDs_xo
    posted a quote
    September 12, 2009 11:14am UTC
    This Quote is black and white.
    ____(thank you caption obvious)
    But you don’t know why.
    It’s because.
    >some quotes get rated<
    Because they are >> ________
    Beautiful .
    I guess they are kind of like people that way.
    Some people are popular all their life.
    J u s t b e c a u s e t h e y a r e p r e t t y .
    But this quote is showing.
    You don’t have to have beautiful
    &+ popular
    To be loved.

  5. snowsurfsunx3 snowsurfsunx3
    posted a quote
    August 5, 2009 5:53pm UTC
    i once wondered why
    our hearts are on the left side of our chest
    when everything else is symmetrical.
    shouldn't it be in the center?
    then i realized hearts are not
    supposed to be alone.
    when you hug someone you love,
    their heart beats right next to yours
    in symmetry

  6. K_stewxo K_stewxo
    posted a quote
    August 24, 2009 3:02pm UTC
    - looking at schedules-
    Him: we have chemistry together.
    Me: what? n o w e d o n ' t .
    (_.·´¯`·×» Him: can we?
    Actually happened.
    <3

  7. xoalicecullenxo xoalicecullenxo
    posted a quote
    May 16, 2009 1:40pm UTC
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  8. smilimoose smilimoose
    posted a quote
    August 9, 2009 10:33pm UTC
    A man was in a locker room,
    changing after playing golf.
    Suddenly, his phone rang.
    He put it on speaker for
    the rest of the guys to hear.
    "Hey hun!" A woman said.
    "Hey babe." The man said.
    "Oh my gosh, I just found this beautiful leather jacket... but it was 200 bucks... can I get it?"
    The man replied, "Of course baby! Anything for you."
    "Thanks! And by the way, I passed the dealership and saw the car we want, but its 20,000 dollars."
    "Oh, who cares! Get it with all the options and features!" The man replied.
    "Really! Oh, and lastly, the house we wanted is back on the market... the asking price is 750,000, and they expect it'll go fast." She said.
    "Okay then offer 900,000- we'll be sure to get it then!"
    "Ok! Great hun. I gotta go. I love you! Byee!"
    "Bye." He shut the phone.
    Every man in the locker room looked at him in disbelief.
    Then the man said....
    "Does anyone know whose phone this is?"

  9. applejacks10000 applejacks10000
    posted a quote
    December 25, 2008 9:10am UTC
    Sunday School
    Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday School. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, ''Tell me, Mary, who created the universe?'' When Mary didn't stir, little Johnny, an altruistic boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. "God Almighty!" shouted Mary and the teacher said, ''Very good'' and Mary fell back to sleep.
    A while later the teacher asked Mary, ''Who is our Lord and Savior?'' But Mary didn't even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again. "Jesus Christ!" shouted Mary and the teacher said, ''Very good,'' and Mary fell back to sleep. Then the teacher asked Mary a third question, ''What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?'' And again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin. This time Mary jumped up and shouted, "If you stick that thing in me one more time, I'll break it in half!" The Teacher fainted.
    Got this is an email.
    I thought it was funny. xD

  10. __cityofangels __cityofangels
    posted a quote
    June 8, 2009 3:51pm UTC
    By the year 3000,
    Facebook
    Twitter &
    YouTube
    will be combined to make
    You Twit Face.
    *haha, facebook.*

  11. __cityofangels __cityofangels
    posted a quote
    May 9, 2009 11:55pm UTC
    And with every complex problem
    there is a simple solution

  12. andlinzeysaid andlinzeysaid
    posted a quote
    October 10, 2009 11:13pm UTC
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    | |
    \ /
    V
    ice cream, ice cream, ice cream, paint job;)


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  16. pianoxkeys246 pianoxkeys246
    posted a quote
    August 29, 2009 5:53pm UTC
    P A R E N T A L
    ADVISORY
    EXPLICIT CONTENT

  17. MeBeNiKsiE MeBeNiKsiE
    posted a quote
    August 17, 2009 4:14pm UTC
    I remember the good ol' days,
    when we would talk for hours at a time on IM.
    ` - - > Now I ' m just happy if he responds to my
    'hello'.

  18. JennaPickle JennaPickle
    posted a quote
    July 28, 2009 7:01pm UTC
    Why is it on a girls PUBLIC Restroom we get to wear a dress?
    &&
    Why is it on a guys PUBLIC restroom they get to be naked?!
    -JennaPickle

  19. JennaPickle JennaPickle
    posted a quote
    July 28, 2009 7:04pm UTC
    Boys? Whats The True Meaning?
    The Definition Of Boys:
    Boys are people that are willing to do thousands of mean things and not care at all.
    -JennaPickle


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