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  1. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    August 20, 2013 12:26pm UTC
    do you ever
    get a weird crush on someone that’s not even attractive but you’re just attracted to them and you don’t know why
    f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5 n m q!

  2. Maaddy_Plaante Maaddy_Plaante
    posted a quote
    January 20, 2014 12:19pm UTC
    I love it when you're with a group of people,
    and you crack a joke, that only you and your bestfriend know,
    and you both look at eachother like...
    (☞゚ヮ゚)☞ ☜(゚ヮ゚☜)

  3. *crybaby* *crybaby*
    posted a quote
    January 20, 2014 1:10am UTC
    I wonder what song will get released this year that goes viral and comes so annoying you want to stab a couch whenever you hear it


  4. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  5. Butterbear Butterbear
    posted a quote
    November 29, 2013 8:59pm UTC
    People will claim that they miss you
    yet they don't even make an effort to text,
    call or see you

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    posted a quote
    November 28, 2013 4:07pm UTC
    The awkward “I don’t want to annoy you but I really like talking to you” stage.

  7. *Elena;~ ♥* *Elena;~ ♥*
    posted a quote
    November 28, 2013 12:18pm UTC
    I wonder what the most common
    first impression people have of me is

  8. _Jannette _Jannette
    posted a quote
    November 28, 2013 10:59am UTC
    "In Hollywood, I'm obese. I'm considered a fat actress. I eat like a caveman. I'll be the only actress that doesn't have anorexia rumors! I'm never going to starve myself for a part. I'm invincible. I don't want little girls to be like, "Oh, I want to look like Katniss, so I'm going to skip dinner!"
    - Jennifer Lawrence

  9. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    November 4, 2013 2:14pm UTC
    why are bras so expensive?
    like i didn't choose the boob life, the boob life chose me.

  10. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    November 27, 2013 7:00pm UTC
    Write bravosierra a letter!
    Dear _______________,
    I ______ you. You have a nice ______. You make me _______. You should _______. Someday I will ______. You + me = ________. If I saw you now I’d __________. I want to ________ you. I would build a _______ just for you. If I could sing you any song it would be _________. We could __________ under the stars.
    Love,
    _______________
    (P.S. ______________.)

  11. bye* bye*
    posted a quote
    November 27, 2013 2:21pm UTC
    a guy i know was dating this girl called kate and on their two year anniversary they like went for a picnic and it was super cute and romantic but his friends thought itd be funny to prank him by hiring a skywriter to write ‘will you marry me kate?’ in the sky and so they did and she saw it and he thought it’d be too awkward to say it actually wasnt for her so he didnt say anything and now theyre married and he still hasnt told her

  12. lovecrazy lovecrazy
    posted a quote
    November 26, 2013 9:34pm UTC
    So I fell asleep today in English class....
    Teacher: *Asks me a question"
    Me: *Continues sleeping*
    Teacher: *Yells my name*
    Kid beside me: *Nudges me* Answer the question
    Me: *Sits up quickly* A! Christopher Columbus sailed the ocean blue in... 1972?
    Teacher: 3 things. First, I asked where your essay was. Second, wrong class. And third, your date is waaaaay off.
    True story. Seriously the most embarrassing thing ever........

  13. writtenrain* writtenrain*
    posted a quote
    November 24, 2013 3:49pm UTC
    Lately I've been I've been losing sleep
    DREAMING ABOUT THE THINGS THAT WE COULD BE

  14. *blushes* *blushes*
    posted a quote
    November 10, 2013 6:31am UTC
    Teachers help us solve
    problems we wouldn't even
    have without them

  15. 伤* 伤*
    posted a quote
    November 9, 2013 12:17pm UTC
    i am not anyone’s first choice
    i am not anyone’s favorite
    people may tell me i mean a lot to them
    and that i’m special to them
    but i know there’s someone they
    will always choose over me.

  16. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    November 9, 2013 2:28pm UTC
    high school sucks because you spend all 4 years trying to figure out which friends are genuine and as soon as you realize who your real friends are, you graduate

  17. Dman123 Dman123
    posted a quote
    November 8, 2013 3:28pm UTC
    ♥♡♥♡♥♡♥♡♥♡♥♡♥♡♥
    I have three sides.
    1.The quiet side
    2.The fun and crazy side
    3.The side you never want to see

  18. _Jannette _Jannette
    posted a quote
    October 15, 2013 8:41pm UTC
    ctrl alt delete my fat

  19. josie* josie*
    posted a quote
    October 15, 2013 4:09pm UTC
    Sometimes it hurts more to smile in front of
    everyone than to cry all alone.

  20. capsized* capsized*
    posted a quote
    October 15, 2013 2:37pm UTC
    one day someone is going to
    HUG YOU SO TIGHT, THAT ALL OF YOUR
    BROKEN PIECES WILL STICK BACK TOGETHER AGAIN.
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