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Sabina*
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March 2, 2013 9:30pm UTC

Teacher: From all this talking, I assume you're done
Me: From all this complaining, I assume you're single

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SpazzyNinja
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March 2, 2013 11:31am UTC

You're Lying if you Ever said You Never had a Crush on One of the Jonas Brothers.....

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MissTomlinson
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March 2, 2013 9:39pm UTC

"My favorite one in the group
was Zayn, until he stole my
meal. Now Harry is my
favorite."
-Niall Horan

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roseth0rn
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March 2, 2013 6:05pm UTC

This is what I saw on the witty tumblr:
Anonymous asked:
Wouldn't it be cool to make all our quote formats into cats (like randomly shaped cats) and put the quote on their stomachs and all there is is loads of cats taking up the witty formats for a day steve will you marry me thanks
Steve replied with:
Interesting idea. (Lay off the drugs.)

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Heartless17*
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March 2, 2013 11:10am UTC

❤ ❤ ❤ ❤ ❤ ❤ ❤ ❤ ❤ ❤
My mom found out about me
She found out I'm suicidal
She still loves me.
❤ ❤ ❤ ❤ ❤ ❤ ❤ ❤ ❤ ❤

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bye*
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March 2, 2013 8:23pm UTC

if you’re embarrassed of yourself just remember that two girls at my school are going out to dinner to celebrate justin bieber’s birthday by themselves

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ubwbuifw7*
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March 2, 2013 2:08pm UTC

A real
bestfriend
makes your
family
question your
sexuality

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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LoveYourOwnWay
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March 2, 2013 9:23am UTC

Men are like Bluetooth:
They are connected to you when you are nearby, but searches for other devices when you are away...
Women are like Wi-Fi:
She sees all available devices, but connects to the strongest one.

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bye*
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March 2, 2013 11:47am UTC

im going to name my kid pregnant so they can be like “hi im pregnant” and everyone will stand there all mortified

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Hogwartian
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March 2, 2013 4:43pm UTC

lllll Fangirl Problems: lllll
what if there's a parallel universe
where fictional characters are real
and real people are fictional characters
and your favorite character runs a blog
and writes fanfic about you

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Hogwartian
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March 2, 2013 4:54pm UTC

I have come to the realization
that if a boy ever said,
"I SHIP US"
as a pickup line,
I would totally go out with him.

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soccertrack
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March 2, 2013 12:18pm UTC

One day I'm gonna dress up as a seagull, then walk
around stealing people's chips.

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ChocoTaco
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March 2, 2013 7:13pm UTC

Friend: How awesome are you?
Me: I don't know, but I have Disney songs on my ipod.

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Hale_Storm18
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March 2, 2013 11:19am UTC

I'm not claiming to be better than you,
but I'm better than you

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BlackButterflies
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March 2, 2013 9:44pm UTC

yeah my milkshakes brin.g all the boys to the yard
but then i'm like no f.uck off these are my milkshakes not yours
so i drink all the milkshakes a.nd end up fat and alone

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Hogwartian
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March 2, 2013 4:49pm UTC

lllll Fangirl Problems: lllll
We have a hard time completing sentences.
"I just. I can't."
"Can you not?"
"Done."
"What the?"
"Wait."
"I can't even."
"This."

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