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  1. momentoftruth1 momentoftruth1
    posted a quote
    September 5, 2012 11:07am UTC
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  2. momentoftruth1 momentoftruth1
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    August 23, 2012 4:21am UTC
    My lips hurt...
    Can you kiss them better?

  3. momentoftruth1 momentoftruth1
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    August 22, 2012 3:38pm UTC
    The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams.

  4. momentoftruth1 momentoftruth1
    posted a quote
    August 22, 2012 3:35pm UTC
    Few are those who see with their own eyes and feel with their own hearts.

  5. momentoftruth1 momentoftruth1
    posted a quote
    August 19, 2012 3:57pm UTC
    To a_big_white_van
    I'm following you!
    Sincerly
    Suckerrr!!

  6. momentoftruth1 momentoftruth1
    posted a quote
    August 19, 2012 3:06pm UTC
    When you hear the sound of thunder, don’t you get too scared.
    Just grab your thunder buddy and say these magic words:
    F/ck you thunder, you can suck my d/ck.
    You can’t get me thunder, cause you’re just God’s farts.”

  7. momentoftruth1 momentoftruth1
    posted a quote
    August 16, 2012 4:47am UTC
    Mum: We're going away for a week
    Me: But I want to stay at home
    Mum: They have wifi
    Me: I AM GOING AND NOBODY CAN STOP ME!

  8. momentoftruth1 momentoftruth1
    posted a quote
    August 13, 2012 11:30am UTC
    You know you're desperate...
    When you look on the second page of google...

  9. momentoftruth1 momentoftruth1
    posted a quote
    August 9, 2012 7:42pm UTC
    I don't have anyone on my ignoring list. Because no matter how annoying some quotes are, everyone has a right for their voices to be heard.

  10. momentoftruth1 momentoftruth1
    posted a quote
    August 6, 2012 3:50am UTC
    What doesn't kill you makes you stronger.
    Except AIDs.

  11. momentoftruth1 momentoftruth1
    posted a quote
    August 4, 2012 11:37am UTC
    When someone asks you if you want to hang out
    And your like
    No sorry, my cousin's friend's
    brother's mum sister's son's best friend's grandson's friend's dog's tortoise died.

  12. momentoftruth1 momentoftruth1
    posted a quote
    July 28, 2012 3:01pm UTC
    Call it a curse
    Or just call me blessed
    If you can't handle my worst
    You're not getting my best

  13. momentoftruth1 momentoftruth1
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    July 23, 2012 11:32am UTC
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  14. momentoftruth1 momentoftruth1
    posted a quote
    July 23, 2012 11:24am UTC
    I have a British accent.
    And I never shut up.
    momentoftruth1

  15. momentoftruth1 momentoftruth1
    posted a quote
    July 19, 2012 3:19pm UTC
    How to save a life:
    1. Save a document
    2. Name it "a life"
    3. Voila. You have saved a life.

  16. momentoftruth1 momentoftruth1
    posted a quote
    July 13, 2012 2:33pm UTC
    Not asking for faves but...
    I like cheese.

  17. momentoftruth1 momentoftruth1
    posted a quote
    July 13, 2012 2:19pm UTC
    I like the word oxymoron, purely because it has the word moron in it - :)

  18. momentoftruth1 momentoftruth1
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    July 12, 2012 4:06am UTC
    •••••••••••••••••••••••••••
    I know why
    we are still single
    We didn't forward
    all that chain mail!
    •••••••••••••••••••••••••••
    Credit : FaveFormats.

  19. momentoftruth1 momentoftruth1
    posted a quote
    July 9, 2012 2:25am UTC
    My mum was singing to WMYB in the car. She has now reached a new level of awesome.

  20. momentoftruth1 momentoftruth1
    posted a quote
    July 2, 2012 1:24pm UTC
    You can laugh at my face.
    You can laugh at my hair.
    You can laugh at my body.
    But laugh at my music?
    I will not be responsible for your injuries.

:)

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