momentoftruth1 posted a quote
August 19, 2012 3:06pm UTC
When you hear the sound of thunder, don’t you get too scared. Just grab your thunder buddy and say these magic words: F/ck you thunder, you can suck my d/ck. You can’t get me thunder, cause you’re just God’s farts.”
momentoftruth1 posted a quote
August 4, 2012 11:37am UTC
When someone asks you if you want to hang out And your like No sorry, my cousin's friend's brother's mum sister's son's best friend's grandson's friend's dog's tortoise died.