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of_mice_and_lucifer*
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January 3, 2013 2:42pm UTC

When I'm Packing
Me: Let's see I need 10 pants cuz you never know how cold it'll get or if I spill something
Me: And 12 shirts, cuz i need a wide variety cuz what if i go to something fancy?
Me: and 14 tanks tops. I always wear tank tops.
Me: Well I need all of my bras, I can't just wear the same one everyday..
Me: And 300 pairs of underwear, what if i get my period?!?!
Me: Oh and 50 socks. You can never have too many socks, and what if my feet get cold?
Me: And 20 pairs of shoes. You never know where you're going.
Me: and here's my toothbrush, toothpaste, contacts, makeup, hair stuff, and purse.
Me: Yep I'm ready.
Me: WAIT I NEED MY CAT
Me: AND MY COMPUTER
Me: AND MY HOUSE
Me: AND RUSSIA
Me: AND THAT EXPIRED COUPON TO RALPH'S.

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randi*
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January 2, 2013 1:24pm UTC

If you ever need to make an essay longer:
CTRL + F and search for "."
Change the font size of the periods from 12 to 14. They
are the exact same size but it causes the paper to be
significantly longer.
you're welcome.

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PinkQT
posted a quote
December 20, 2012 3:53pm UTC

And there is this boy,
I know he's bad for me,
I know I don't mean anything to him,
but no matter what I do
I can't get over him.

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shooting_stars
posted a quote
December 13, 2012 10:06pm UTC

you never really stop loving someone,
you just learn to
live without them.

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Austinn
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November 11, 2012 3:59pm UTC

Teenager Post # 7657
Sexually rubbing the wall until you find the light switch.
teenagerposts.tumblr.com
nmf

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sockmonkey317
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November 11, 2012 3:43pm UTC

THAT IRONIC MOMENT WHEN
you're baking brownies and they need to come out of the oven at 4:20...

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LostAndLonely
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October 26, 2012 8:36pm UTC

Last month: single
Last week: single
This week: single
Next week: single
Next month: single
Next Year: single

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Raining_Sunshine
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October 26, 2012 9:00pm UTC

So today in class,
This hot guy picked up a piece of my hair and started singing,
"Soft kitty,
Warm kitty,
Little ball of fur.
Happy kitty,
Sleepy kitty,
Purr, purr, purr."
And I was just sitting there like,
"Lol, wtf is going on right now."

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jnh101
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October 26, 2012 10:15pm UTC

pick up lines#2
hi i lost my phone number could i have yours

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JuliaMarie223
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October 26, 2012 10:25pm UTC

My goal in life;
I am going to adopt a bunch of midgits,
raise them on a remote island,
and make them believe I'm God.

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CarCar27
posted a quote
October 26, 2012 10:33pm UTC

I love seeing 5th graders;
With pin-straight hair
UGGS,
iPhones
Vera Bradleys
and a full
Abercrombie&Fitch Wardrobe.
Like, seriously?
When I was your age,
My biggest priority was watching High School Musical.

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CarCar27
posted a quote
October 26, 2012 10:43pm UTC

I L o v e t h a t k i d t h a t a r g u e s
with the teacher
entertains the whole class

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CarCar27
posted a quote
October 26, 2012 10:49pm UTC

mom: you're beautiful
grandma: you have grown into such a beautiful young lady!
mom's friend: wow, she's flawless!
friends: you're so pretty!
boys: call animal patrol I think we just discovered a rare breed of dog
NMQ. I found it again, and had to repost :)

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HometownHero
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October 22, 2012 4:49pm UTC

& when you
Forget about her,
D o n ' t y o u d a r e ,
Remember me

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GildedNightmare
posted a quote
October 22, 2012 8:03pm UTC

We've All Had Those Moments
-Your heartbeat pounds
-You're face heats up
-Breathes come faster
-Unbidding tears come
And you hope and pray to not hear those words
And then they come.
Theres a stab in your chest like a someone has stabbed a knife through it
No.
A knife through the heart would be preferable.
Thats the moment you realize
That the word "heartbreak" is a huge understatement
It's so much worse.

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