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ellie 🌸* · 1 decade ago
It's rac!st, but funny c:
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Primadonna* · 1 decade ago
Here's another double standard: guys can sleep around and be respected but, girls can't?
The respect people get doesn't depend on the number of d.icks that have been in their v.aginas.
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writtenrain* · 1 decade ago
oh my god yes. I have talked about this before with people I know. It's like, if you post a picture of you in your bikini it's completely acceptable, but if you post a picture in your bra and underwear you can literally be denied entry to certain colleges you wanted to go to.
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Derek_McEpic · 1 decade ago
You are a brave person for sharing this.
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CookieMonster09* · 1 decade ago
*takes hat off in respect* May god bless your poor heart.
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Serotonin · 1 decade ago
But they aren't defying the laws of gravity unless they're pointing away from the Earth...?
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smiley_tana* · 1 decade ago
I love that episode Tre is so hot.
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collapse* · 1 decade ago
:3 tehehehe thisisacommentary
am i right?
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_Jannette · 1 decade ago
lol So true.
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raspberryx · 1 decade ago
OMG HAHA
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TheGirlWhoLived* · 1 decade ago
Or dinner
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ASongOfIceAndDirewolves* · 1 decade ago
I have to say, I've never thought of it like that :)
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XxVasHappeninxX · 1 decade ago
I opened a shook up drink and it went everywhere and the hot guy had to clean it.. I felt awful haha.
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phee* · 1 decade ago
Oh my gosh, I'm so sorry this had to happen to your uncle and family. My prayers are with you and your family <3
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GetInMyVanItHasFreeWifi · 1 decade ago
This song >>>
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MissOpportunist · 1 decade ago
Same! I'm so confused it's unreal.
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SalemSoto · 1 decade ago
it took me 2 mins to get it , lol this is funny.
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Julia1999 · 1 decade ago
but hold your breath, because tonight will be the night that I will fall for you over again, don't make me change my mind or I won't live to see another day, i swear it's true, because a girl like you is impossible to find
<3 this song
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someoneinhiding · 1 decade ago
I don't usually read stories but you write astory about life if wittians take over the world I will totally read it!
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Supergoth · 1 decade ago
um can the girl be called Iris? thanks!
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