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molldoll1234

1. molldoll1234
   posted a quote
   February 4, 2012 4:51pm UTC
   Google
   the Perfect boyfriend
   No results found for the Perfect boyfriend. He does not exist. So be happy with the person you are with, because nothing in life is perfect. We only get one life to live, so don't spend it complaining about things you don't have.
   
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2. molldoll1234
   posted a quote
   January 9, 2012 6:09pm UTC
   That awkward moment when
   Your best friend is moving across the country. :'(
   nmf
   
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3. molldoll1234
   posted a quote
   January 7, 2012 9:14am UTC
   Sometime s, I pretend to die in front of my
   pets to see what they would do. Just me?.
   
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4. molldoll1234
   posted a quote
   January 4, 2012 10:28pm UTC
   I write in pen because
   I don't make mistakes
   ;)
   
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5. molldoll1234
   posted a quote
   January 4, 2012 10:19pm UTC
   Annoying person: what are you doing????
   Me: Umm, running?
   Person: From what?
   Me: obesity... ooo... looks like it caught you...
   
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6. molldoll1234
   posted a quote
   January 3, 2012 9:37pm UTC
   Motherf ***er can't you see we're
   having a
   girls' night?!?!
   --Jenna Marbles,♥
   
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7. molldoll1234
   posted a quote
   January 3, 2012 6:13pm UTC
   I HATE when someone
   tells you they love yo u...
   but they lied
   
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8. molldoll1234
   posted a quote
   December 26, 2011 5:49pm UTC
   That depressing moment when you are about to add a quote to your faves and then you can't bring yourself to do it because of grammar mistakes... Story of my Life
   
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9. molldoll1234
   posted a quote
   December 26, 2011 5:45pm UTC
   That awkward moment when all of the quotes on witty are so cool looking and you can't figure out how to do it....
   Doing the best I can
   
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10. molldoll1234
    posted a quote
    December 26, 2011 5:42pm UTC
    That awkward moment when there are a ton of depressing quotes on witty and you just want to read funny ones...
    
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