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mojo_lover

1. mojo_lover
   posted a quote
   December 8, 2012 9:44pm UTC
   What if Jesus was a girl?
   We would all be sandwiches.
   
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2. mojo_lover
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   October 17, 2012 9:56pm UTC
   ADMIT IT:
   When you first heard "gangnam style", you though it said "condomn star"
   
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3. mojo_lover
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   September 25, 2012 10:09pm UTC
   When I die, I want my grave to have free wifi. That way people will visit me more often.
   
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4. mojo_lover
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   September 5, 2012 11:10pm UTC
   Plot twist: Taylor Swift does get back together.
   
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5. mojo_lover
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   August 27, 2012 9:13pm UTC
   I feel bad for people who spend a ton of money on an outfit that they think is cute, and then someone teases them about it, so they never wear it again.
   
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6. mojo_lover
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   August 23, 2012 2:35pm UTC
   The best memories come from bad ideas :)
   
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7. mojo_lover
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   August 22, 2012 9:16pm UTC
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8. mojo_lover
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   August 20, 2012 2:46pm UTC
   Seeing an 11 year old and thinking "holy crap."
   He is going to be so hot in few years.
   
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9. mojo_lover
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   August 17, 2012 12:03am UTC
   So today my parents became more facebook active. And I mean like going on it once a year, to 3 times a day. I even caught my mom creeping on my profile and all my pictures, thank God I haven't posted anything embaressing lately. So now I have to really watch what I put on facebook. Great. I'm just praying they NEVER find my witty. Ever.
   
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10. mojo_lover
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    August 16, 2012 11:37pm UTC
    Me: omg I got and A in science!
    Mom: WTF good for you!!
    Me: do you know what WTF means?
    Mom: well that's fantastic!
    Sometimes moms shouldn't text.
    
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11. mojo_lover
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    August 16, 2012 1:18pm UTC
    I got a love that keeps me waiting
    
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12. mojo_lover
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    August 14, 2012 2:43pm UTC
    They say that 99% of teenagers are bringing their sexy back. Well I'm that 1% because sexy never left ;)
    
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13. mojo_lover
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    August 14, 2012 1:14am UTC
    Middle school was probably the biggest joke ever.
    
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14. mojo_lover
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    August 13, 2012 9:43pm UTC
    Me at my graduation: I would like to thank Google and Wikipeda for teaching me the things that teachers never did.
    
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15. mojo_lover
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    August 13, 2012 9:36pm UTC
    I give props to my grandma and grandpa because they made it through school without google and wikipedia.
    
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16. mojo_lover
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    August 11, 2012 11:15pm UTC
    Well behaved women seldom make history.
    
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17. mojo_lover
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    August 11, 2012 11:12pm UTC
    Learn to appreciate the things you have,
    before you have to appreciate the things you had.
    
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18. mojo_lover
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    August 2, 2012 12:33pm UTC
    *at the doctors*
    doctor: are you sexually active?
    me: lol no. i'm only 15..
    doctor: are you single?
    doctor: *looks at me up and
    down*
    doctor: haha yeah you are definetly single.
    me: how did you know?
    doctor: *grins* lucky guess.
    TRUE STORY.
    
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19. mojo_lover
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    July 30, 2012 5:42pm UTC
    That awkward moment when you and you're friends are telling yo mama jokes, and you realize your mom is actually like that..
    
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20. mojo_lover
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    July 30, 2012 5:40pm UTC
    That awkward moment when you and you're friends are telling yo mama jokes, and you realize your mom is actually like that..
    
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