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  1. mlsunny mlsunny
    posted a quote
    July 19, 2012 4:11am UTC
    We can't control the wind,
    But we can adjust the sails.

  2. mlsunny mlsunny
    posted a quote
    July 19, 2012 3:56am UTC
    Love is when you don't want to go to sleep,
    Because reality is better than a dream.

  3. mlsunny mlsunny
    posted a quote
    July 19, 2012 3:53am UTC
    I've built a strong, tall wall around myself;
    Not to block anyone out,
    But to see who is brave enough to
    Climb over it.

  4. mlsunny mlsunny
    posted a quote
    July 19, 2012 3:48am UTC
    No one's afraid of heights,
    They're afraid of falling.
    No one's afraid of swimming,
    They're afraid of drowning.
    No one's afraid of love,
    They're afraid of rejection.

  5. mlsunny mlsunny
    posted a quote
    July 19, 2012 3:42am UTC
    WARNING:
    Dates on calendar are closer than they appear.

  6. mlsunny mlsunny
    posted a quote
    July 19, 2012 3:37am UTC
    B/tch,
    I'm not insulting you.
    I am simply describing you

  7. mlsunny mlsunny
    posted a quote
    July 19, 2012 3:32am UTC
    You can pay for school,
    But you can't buy class.

  8. mlsunny mlsunny
    posted a quote
    July 19, 2012 3:24am UTC
    Sorry, can't go out tonight.
    I'm too busy being fat and lazy.

  9. mlsunny mlsunny
    posted a quote
    July 19, 2012 3:21am UTC
    If skinny people go skinny dipping, what would I do?
    Chunky dunk?

  10. mlsunny mlsunny
    posted a quote
    July 19, 2012 3:17am UTC
    I'm not anti-social.
    Society is anti-me.

  11. mlsunny mlsunny
    posted a quote
    July 19, 2012 3:13am UTC
    I'm in shape.
    Round is a shape.

  12. mlsunny mlsunny
    posted a quote
    July 19, 2012 3:09am UTC
    The 'Poke' option is okay, but when is Facebook going to have the 'Punch' option?

  13. mlsunny mlsunny
    posted a quote
    July 19, 2012 3:02am UTC
    Raisin cookies looking like chocolate chip cookies are the main reason I have trust issues.

  14. mlsunny mlsunny
    posted a quote
    July 19, 2012 2:58am UTC
    Going to McDonalds for a salad is like going to a prostitute for a hug.

  15. mlsunny mlsunny
    posted a quote
    July 19, 2012 2:49am UTC
    Today, my two sisters had a fight over the dinner table. One is 14, the other is 6. My 14 year old sister yelled, "Well Santa isn't real!" My 6 year old sister plucked up some courage, and yelled, "Well neither is Edward Cullen!" Oneran away from the table crying. I think we all know who did. MLIA.

  16. mlsunny mlsunny
    posted a quote
    June 27, 2012 1:28pm UTC
    If you love someone, then put their name in a ○ instead of a ♥, because hearts can b-r-e-a-k, but circles go on forever... (:

  17. mlsunny mlsunny
    posted a quote
    June 27, 2012 2:19am UTC
    We could learn a lot from crayons. Some are sharp. Some are dull. Some are pretty. Some are bright. Some have weird names.
    But get this.
    We have all learned to live together in the same box.

  18. mlsunny mlsunny
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    June 27, 2012 2:17am UTC
    The awkward moment when you walk into class late, and everyone stares at you like you killed someone.

  19. mlsunny mlsunny
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    June 27, 2012 2:14am UTC
    I don't have insomnia.
    I have internet connection.

  20. mlsunny mlsunny
    posted a quote
    June 14, 2012 12:10am UTC
    When you're sad, remember that it's the dementors' faults, and it's perfectly fine to eat bucket loads of chocolate (:

:)

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