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  1. Jahyvie Jahyvie
    posted a quote
    November 25, 2012 1:32pm UTC
    For the first time I have met someone who I hate leaving. Someone that I cant get enough of, I just want to learn every little detail about them, all there quirks and facial expressions. Ive found someone who just fully accepts me and doesnt want me to change in any way. I think I've found someone who I may, by some chance, fall madly in love with.
    Without even realizing it.

  2. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    November 25, 2012 9:42pm UTC
    one day, i'm going to go to walmart
    and when the checkout lady asks "is that all?" i'm just going to be like "no, actually. can you hold all these? i'll be right back." and then just walk away.

  3. TayaLovesEmilee TayaLovesEmilee
    posted a quote
    November 25, 2012 6:27pm UTC
    the power of a winky face
    " get off! "
    " get off! (; "
    Series?

  4. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    November 25, 2012 10:01pm UTC
    hating people takes too much
    energy outta me. i just pretend they're dead.

  5. lookin4trouble lookin4trouble
    posted a quote
    November 25, 2012 9:46am UTC
    I'm from England and I agree,
    you can't say the word 'Awesome' unless your American...
    nmf

  6. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    November 25, 2012 8:49pm UTC
    you can always count on me to be
    the assh/le who gives you a reality check instead of telling you what you want to hear.

  7. VanessaSykes VanessaSykes
    posted a quote
    November 25, 2012 5:01pm UTC
    Friend:
    Oh my God, remember when you used to like ________ !
    You:
    HAHAHAHAHAHA, shut up.


  8. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
    This quote does not exist.

  9. MyNamesDillon MyNamesDillon
    posted a quote
    November 25, 2012 5:18pm UTC
    disgusted by my own self.

  10. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    November 25, 2012 8:52pm UTC
    life is too short to
    waste time matching socks.

  11. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    November 25, 2012 7:55pm UTC
    My biggest insecruity is my shyness.
    Amd I'm tired of letting it control my life.
    Tired of letting it ruin so many great things for me.

  12. Mandy324 Mandy324
    posted a quote
    November 25, 2012 9:20am UTC
    Nothing's
    really lost
    UNTIL YOUR MOM CAN'T FIND IT.
    nmq

  13. bazinga bazinga
    posted a quote
    November 25, 2012 12:02pm UTC
    ''When I was 5 years old
    my mother always told me
    that happiness was the key to life.
    When I went to school,they asked me
    what I wanted to be when I grew up.
    I wrote down ''happy''.
    They told me I'didn't understand the assignment,
    and Ι told them
    they didn't understand life.''
    -John Lennonā˜®

  14. sammy* sammy*
    posted a quote
    November 25, 2012 4:31pm UTC
    Wanna keep a girl?
    Respect her,
    care for her,
    love her,
    text her first,
    make sure she knows how you feel about her,
    and never lie.

  15. my_weird_life my_weird_life
    posted a quote
    November 25, 2012 8:50am UTC
    Everyone who was born before the end of 2012 should all pretend the apocalypse actually happened it December.
    We should all have our war stories and pretend to be veterans and tell our kids and grandkids about when we defeated the zombies.
    And we should all write about it in history textbooks and say that people who deny that it ever happened got their minds wiped by aliens.

  16. xxCaliLizxx xxCaliLizxx
    posted a quote
    November 25, 2012 12:05pm UTC
    I hate how people say One
    Direction are kids that sing
    little kid songs.
    Like, really? I guess you never
    heard Rock Me?

  17. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    November 25, 2012 8:11pm UTC
    sixteen and pregnant?
    what about eighteen and graduated?
    how about twenty-two and successful?

  18. pleasespeaktomyface pleasespeaktomyface
    posted a quote
    November 25, 2012 3:16pm UTC
    My cousin works at a coffee shop.
    Today, she put "Marry Me," in some random chick's coffee. The chick fainted, and her boyfriend almost did too.

  19. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    November 25, 2012 8:03pm UTC
    when i was a little kid and it was
    Christmas time, my mom always had me and my sister "clean up for santa because he never went to a dirty house." and now that i look back, i laugh because my mom basically got us to clean the house for her, willingly, for one day a year at least, for nine years.

  20. thebookkeeperswife thebookkeeperswife
    posted a quote
    November 25, 2012 2:23pm UTC
    .
    WEIRD
    LIKE EVERYONE ELSE
    LAZY
    UNCOMFORTABLE
    CRAZY
    empty
    HAPPY
    FAKE
    IT TAKES COURAGE TO BE YOURSELF

:)

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