mksoccer97

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hey guys!!! take what you want!!!

mksoccer97
posted a quote
June 12, 2009 3:29pm UTC

|10 things to do when your home alone|
1. Sing into your hairbrush loudly
2. Dance around your room like a maniac in the weirdest outfit you own.
3. Prance around the house yelling "MY NAME IS __________ AND I AM A FREAKY SPAZ!"
4. Talk to your dog about you're 'little problem' make sure to refer to them as "Dr. Fuzzy Phil".
5. Put on black clothes and make-up, then sneak into your brothers room and find all his halloween candy!
6. Run into the kitchen and steal the snack that your brother called dibs on.
7. Talk to your stuffed animals about your enamies
8. Hide all your brothers prized possesions in a place he would never look
9. Write a girl's name on a piece of paper with hearts so that it looks like this::
| Girl Y |
| Y |
| Y |
Then put it on your brother's wall and tell your mom he's in love.
10. Do it all again!
omg took forever!!!
credit
comment and rate

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mksoccer97
posted a quote
June 9, 2009 12:35pm UTC

K
down the highway of life
the longest ride i'll ever be on
but i'll be okay
because i have
------->you<-------
Y

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mksoccer97
posted a quote
June 9, 2009 12:18pm UTC

I'm the kinda girl
who takes the state test
with the {i m a g i n a t i o n m o v e r s} song stuck in my head
and excuses herself to the bathroom,
to stand in a stall
and sing it at the top of her lungs
yeah,
I'm that girl
all mine
pleeease dont steal!!
thankss :]

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mksoccer97
posted a quote
June 9, 2009 11:29am UTC

M&M's &+ Skittles
Which team are you?

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mksoccer97
posted a quote
May 20, 2009 4:18pm UTC

&& I can't help but think.......
When I'm home alone
Just thinking
All my thoughts swirling around in my mind
That Edward Cullen is out there somewhere
Reading them

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mksoccer97
posted a quote
May 20, 2009 4:04pm UTC

If you say bless you when someone sneezes,
What are you supposed to say when they cough?
hmmmm...
lol all mine
credit please :)

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mksoccer97
posted a quote
May 19, 2009 4:10pm UTC

&& doesnt it stink
when you think you have an awesome quote
that will make
the first page
but when you log on later
only two people hearted?
series?
mine credit plzz!!

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mksoccer97
posted a quote
May 18, 2009 7:41pm UTC

I kept giving you another shot
But now I'm out of bullets
and buddy,
you're
outta luck

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mksoccer97
posted a quote
May 18, 2009 7:17pm UTC

THIS IS FUNNY
♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫
she called me to get my phone number
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she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said 'concentrate.'
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she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind.
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she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.
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she sent me a fax with a stamp on it.
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she tried to drown a fish.
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she thought a quarterback was a refund.
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she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.
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she tripped over a cordless phone.
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she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
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she asked for a price check at the Dollar Store.
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she studied for a blood test.
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she thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.
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when she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home,
she moved.
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when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice instead.
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when she took you to the airport and saw a sign that said 'Airport Left' she turned around and went home
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not mine came in an email!

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mksoccer97
posted a quote
May 17, 2009 10:09am UTC

Middle schools a jungle
Just
Swing on a vine
And leave it behind
Fading credit to the ah-mazing FabulousFades!
Credit to me for the quote!!!
All mine credit please!!!

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mksoccer97
posted a quote
May 16, 2009 12:28pm UTC

I may be an idiot, but I'm not stupid
iCarly, Spencer =)
Thanks to FabulousFades for the awesome fade!!!

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mksoccer97
posted a quote
May 16, 2009 11:59am UTC

And so I was wondering
how would it feel
to make the 'Top Quotes'?

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mksoccer97
posted a quote
May 15, 2009 7:56pm UTC

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| But daddy, |
| If you get me a credit card |
Then I won't have to use money
| And we can save the planet!
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|__ _ ________ _ _______
How can he refuse that?
OMG took forever!!! You like?
Credit!! thanks =)

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mksoccer97
posted a quote
May 15, 2009 7:32pm UTC

I'm like a lonley sock
I find my match sometimes,
but after a few tumbles in the washer,
I lose him again

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mksoccer97
posted a quote
May 14, 2009 6:28pm UTC

What to say if you're in a sticky situation:
Well...you know what!?!? You're a
COttENHEAdEdNINNIEMUGGENS!!!
lol elf i love this movie!!
fransisco...fransiscoooo.....fraaannnssiissccooooo
mine credit pleasee!!

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mksoccer97
posted a quote
May 9, 2009 1:44pm UTC

You know what!?
Just head in that direction,
To the history classroom,
Because that's
what we are.
Who knows? Maybe we'll make the book
for being so
wrong
about us

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mksoccer97
posted a quote
May 6, 2009 5:55pm UTC

Having a best friend is like Edward Cullen loving Bella Swan.
Edward reads minds;; they read your mind.
Edward comforts Bella;; they comfort you.
Edward can't live without Bella;; they can't live without you.
Edward would save Bella before himself;; they would save you before them.
Edward loves being with Bella;; they love being with you.
Edward can't stand to see Bella sad;; they can't stand to see you sad.
Edward loves being with Bella;; they love to be with you.
Edward wants to keep Bella safe, they want to keep you safe.
Edward cares about Bella;; they care about you.

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mksoccer97
posted a quote
May 6, 2009 5:46pm UTC

BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
The bee flies.
The bee flies south for the winter.
The bee hibernates.
The bee stings.
The bee dies.
BZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
My poem I made up. Yupp, it's deep. (played on the bongo drums)

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mksoccer97
posted a quote
April 29, 2009 8:50pm UTC

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*..·°-:¦:- `v´* Mary Kate *-:¦:- °·..* * °.. ·· ..*.. ·· ..° *
-:¦:- * °.. ·· ..*.. ·· .:.° * -:¦:-
credit 2 NotNormal5 i just put in my name

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mksoccer97
posted a quote
April 29, 2009 8:28pm UTC

hey listen buddy!
Build a bridge ____ ____ __ __
And get over it.
credit plzz!! thxx

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